Why is this guy so ing annoying?

That’s probably one of the questions that I always asked myself every day since the moment that we crossed paths with each other on that fateful day when Yoona was casted as the contestant for that show where you spend less than 10.000 won against another contestant, and the one who spends the least money wins while the loser gets punished. As if that wasn’t enough, the show decided to pit Yoona against that Panda whistleblower that would always become his group’s punching bag, and also the players of the game must meet each other first as part of the gameshow rules. So, one day while we were just chilling in our waiting room for a music show, we suddenly stopped talking because someone was knocking on the door, so one of the staffs opened it to reveal none other than the 5 members of a boy group who was named after a BIG event that formed our universe that ended with a BANG. Since they’re our seniors by only 11 months and 17 days, we have to greet them politely, and then Seungri asked all of us about Yoona who is his competitor, and all that . Then, the producers of the show asked us to make a short video to show the viewers that the game has started. At this point, you’re probably wondering when was the moment that I realized that I would never want to be in the same room as him again, right? It happened right after the cameras has stopped rolling, after the cameras stopped rolling, both of our group members begin to introduce themselves to each other which was pretty cute to be honest seeing as they were both very shy when talking to each other. Like, for example: That mohawk guy who almost had the same name as me except for the last 3 letters is seen talking to our Black Pearl but not without some stuttering, The tall deep voice rapper and my American wife is also doing the same thing, the guy who’s also known as the smiling angel in his group is seen with another smiling angel who can imitate my wife’s eye smile perfectly, and last but not least, the main player for today’s show who’s also the youngest in his group is seen talking to our youngest but she just straight up ignores him. Please pay attention to the things that I mentioned above because they would be relevant again in just a few years down the road.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. Annoying guy. While I was just randomly minding my own business, I felt someone sat down next to me, I took a quick glance at him then going back to whatever I did previously. Suddenly, this ing guy just start rambling about that didn’t make any ing sense whatsoever which in turn makes me very uncomfortable. A few minutes went by, and for some ing reason, he still won’t stop talking, and right as I was just about to probably beat his annoying up, their manager comes to the room to inform them that they have 5 minutes left to prerecord their performance and they have to go now. Finally, some ing good news because if the manager didn’t arrive soon, then I would’ve probably killed him with my bare hands and ultimately ended my career as a singer to be a convict. After those guys left our waiting room, I could hear the members giggling which made me turn around and true enough, when I faced them, the instantly burst into a fit of laughter which made me even more upset because I knew exactly what they were laughing at. But even though he was just rambling about and making me contemplate about punching his smug looking face, I couldn’t help but think that he’s very attractive for some unknown reason at all. Maybe I was hallucinating but there’s just something about his eyes that intrigue you but at the same time you couldn’t look at him directly because if you did, then probably your legs would turn into jelly and your face would turn bright red, and suddenly you couldn’t get a single word out of your mouth.

And so, on that day I would make a promise to myself to never ever talk to that dragon guy ever again. But somehow fate has other plans for Kim Taeyeon because as I would later find out about 8 years later that I could never escape him because suddenly out of absolutely nowhere, the 6 people that I mentioned previously would end up dating each other, and because of that the relationship between our groups would change from senior and junior to basically a big family with 9 girls and 5 boys. Our groups would do a gathering together whenever all of us has no schedules and just do what families would always do such as playing, bickering, and all that . While the 3 couples are busy making those that are singles die of jealousy and disgust thanks to their PDA. Then, one day in the summer, we would end up promoting together on music shows, but due to their world tour, only two of them would promote on the show and that is none other than the first ever BIGBANG’s subunit which is GD&TOP. Since it’s a music show, our group must do the usual greetings to their seniors and giving them our latest album that we’re currently promoting, so all 8 of us did exactly just that for a while until we’ve arrived at the waiting room of GD&TOP and knocked on the door which was opened by none other than the person that I’ve been wanting to avoid for these past 8 years, but then I realized that I have to stay professional and give him our album. So, we did the usual customs before leaving to go greet the other artists that are attending today, but just as I was about to leave the room, he pulled me to the side to talk to me, but I wasn’t going to let that happen, so I finally snapped after trying to hold it in for a long time by slapping him before saying “I’m not like the other girls that you’ve played, sunbaenim. So, please leave me the alone or I’ll call the police.” And then leaving the room without looking back at all, but even though a part of me feels happy about slapping him, I couldn’t help but feel a little worried because it feels I hurt him deeply with that slap.

The days went by and I still couldn’t stop thinking about the slap to the point that I literally have nightmares about it. Then, one day while I was resting in the dorm with the Pink Monster, we were in the middle of a random conversation when I finally decided to tell her about what happened between me and the dragon.

TY: Tiff, there’s something that’s been bugging me for a while.

TF: What is it, hubby?

TY: I kind of did something bad to someone.

TF: Who and what did you do?

TY: You got to promise me first that you won’t be mad.

TF: Just ing tell me already, will you?

TY: Well, then promise me you won’t get mad at me.

TF: Ugh, fine. I promise I won’t get mad, now ing tell me who it is before I choke you.

TY: I -slapped G-DRAGON.

TF: WHAT?! YOU ING SLAPPED JIYONG OPPA?!

TY: YAH, YOU ING PROMISED NOT TO GET MAD, YOU IDIOT!

TF: Sorry, I was just surprised, Tae. What did he do to you?

TY: Nothing except pulling me aside to talk to him when we were visiting him and your Seunghyun oppa during a music show.

TF: Did he do it forcibly or not?

TY: I mean he was pulling me pretty hard but not to the point that I got bruises from it.

TF: It’s your ing fault, then.

TY: Sometimes I ing hate how blunt you are without actually caring about my feelings.

TF: Deal with it, then. Now, you know that you must apologize to him, right?

TY: Duh, of course I do. But I don’t know his address, Tiff.

TF: I’ll call Seunghyun oppa, but you must go there all by yourself.

TY: You’re just going to leave me all alone to face him?

TF: Well, you started it, so you have to finish it or else you’ll regret it.

TY: Geez, thanks for the tip, I’m sure that you like hurting your oppa feelings with your bluntness.

TF: Unfortunately for you, hubby. My Seunghyun oppa will never get hurt because he understands me better than you.

TY: Whatever, boo. Just call your ing dancing machine and get this over with before I’m having another mental breakdown.

TF: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever, I’ll call him.

So, Tiffany went outside the room to call her boyfriend leaving me to wait in her room. Soon enough, I got a text from her and true enough to her words, she gave me GD’s address while not forgetting to tease me a little bit by saying “Have fun or not, probably you’re not going to have fun because you’re going to be too shy and embarrassed to talk to Jiyong oppa.” She said with the showing tongue emoji. This really loves to make fun of me, huh? So, I decided to reply to her saying thank you and have fun doing that all couples do with her Seunghyun oppa, if you know what I mean and also not forgetting the smirk emoji. Then, I took a few deep breathes to calm my nerves before changing my clothes to a casual going out one, grabbed my car keys and proceeds to leave the dorm.

While I was driving towards his address, I was thinking about what should I say to him to not make him offended, but every time that I would try to make a short speech about it, I would think that it’s stupid and cringe. I would this exact same thing over and over and over again until finally I have arrived at the location. I then parked my car in the parking garage before then getting out and putting on my disguise since I’m still paranoid as about the paparazzi. Then, I got inside the elevator and pressed to the floor where GD’s house is located. During the elevator ride, I tried to calm my nerves since my heart was still beating fast ever since I decided to get into my car and drove all the way here to, they say the most secure and safe place to live in if you’re a celebrity. Maybe in the future, I will live here but I’m not that rich since our group doesn’t make our own music unlike BIGBANG who established their own color by making their own music that matched their