Rosé yawned. It was five am and she wasn’t aware that mornings were made this early. 

“Why are you just standing there?” Jennie demanded, eyes narrowed, carrying a backpack that was bigger than her and weighed more than both of them combined.

“I’m standing? Who is this, tiny, bossy bear yelling at me?” the blonde squinted and then rubbed her eyes, which were stinging with sleepy tears.

Jennie dropped the heavy bag with a thud, walked over to her girlfriend, and wrapped her arms around the taller girl’s waist, who promptly leaned down so they could kiss. And keep kissing. 

“I like how you’re braindead for everything except making out,” Jennie mumbled against Rosé’s lips. 

Kiss. “Don’t even pretend like that’s a complaint.”

"I..." Kiss. "Said I like it." Kiss, kiss.

Smirk. "Yeah you like it." Kiss, kiss, kiss.

“Hey! Stop distracting me! Need I remind you that this is your camping trip! This is your friends’ summer tradition. Iiiiii am just being a supportive girlfriend. Iiiii didn’t want to wake up this early so we can drive to the woods, eat nothing but hotdogs, and be eaten alive by bugs… or bears.”

“I’m gonna eat a bear,” Rosé purred, playfully nipping on Jennie’s earlobe.

“Rosieeee,” Jennie whined reluctantly. “We gotta load this stuff in the car.”

“Shhhhh your lips aren’t supportive enough, tiny one,” Rosé said, laughing a little as she stole a few more kisses from Jennie before perking up, finally awake. 

“Alright! Let’s load the stuff in the car! We have to go pick up Jisoo and Lisa!” 

Jennie groaned. “Tell me again why those two are carpooling with us? Doesn't your ex have a monster SUV the size of a barn?"

"Hey, it's not my fault your car is as tiny as you."

"Didn't hear you complaining when you found a new ride in the backseat," Jennie said with a smirk.
 

Rosé turned red and playfully smacked Jennie's arm. "Shhhhhh, omg be quiet, , no one can know!"
 

Jennie laughed. "Calm down, it's not like I wrote a song about it and was performing it in front of hundreds of thousands of people. It's just us."

"But I'm shyyyy," the blonde whined, burying her face in Jennie's neck.

"You weren't very shy that night in the car," Jennie teased, but Rosé's back in an attempt to soothe her. 
 

The younger just whined and bit Jennie's ear softly in response. 

"C'mon, we gotta go pick up your goon-like friends," Jennie announced authoritatively with a playful pat to the younger's .

"Y'know we share custody of them now, right?"

"I know, I know," Jennie sighed in mock exasperation.

“But yeah, Jungkook’s car is full. He’s taking Taehyung, Jin, Jimin, Hoseok, Namjoon and Yoongi. And the giant cooler full of meat,” Rosé explained.

Jennie snorted. “What are they, a boy band? Also, I’m surprised you’re okay not driving with the food.” 

“Oh, my dear, stupid baby,” Rosé said, planting a quick kiss on Jennie’s lips. “You can’t snack on raw meat. We have the snacks. Also, don’t mock, we need all those boys to pitch tents and do the grilling and stuff.”

Jennie burst out laughing. “Did you just say you need those boys to pitch tents?”

“Oh, ew, babe, noooo!” Rosé smacked Jennie’s arm.

“You and I are not sharing a tent with anyone, right?” Jennie asked, wanting to make sure she got something out of this camping trip. “I swear to god, if Lisa or Jungkook makes one more greasy comment about joining us for a , I’m gonna drag you home.”

“Don’t you worry, we can play big, bad bear attacks poor, helpless camper in the tent. We’ll even share a sleeping bag. And no roommates. And no threesomes. Unless it’s with Taehyung. He’s a strapping young lad. Think he could take a strap?”

Jennie narrowed her eyes. “No joking about that. I’m not sharing you.”

*

“Lovesiiiiick giiiiiirls!” Lisa scream-sang in the car two octaves too high as Jisoo joined in shrieking and bouncing.

“Guys, c’mon! You’re gonna give my baby a headache!” Rosé admonished, rubbing Jennie’s shoulder. Jennie was wearing sunglasses and driving gloves and was dea