Jinyoung's Ranking
This Is A MessGroup: this is a mess
thebiggame: hey u see how we were talking about human cats last time in the chat?
pepijy: wtf
flyingmork: u mean crushes?
thebiggame: yeah!
thebiggame: them
gyeomthestage: u could have just said crushes u know
thebiggame: ur the one who invented the phrase
gyeomthestage: i know and it’s great
pepijy: *stupid
gyeomthestage: *great
otterjae: it is pretty great at least for jaebum hyung
doubleb: right?
defsoul: who wouldn’t want to date a human cat?
pepijy: … a lot of people
flyingmork: yeah too many hairballs when ur making out
thebiggame: would they have hairy balls?
gyeomthestage: omg stop
thebiggame: ;)
otterjae: … moving on
flyingmork: right moving on
thebiggame: oh yeah i was going to ask smth
thebiggame: do y’all have any crushes?
doubleb: why do u want to kno?
thebiggame: i’m just wondering. can’t a guy be curious about his friends without being judged? TT TT
gyeomthestage: ur v/ suspicious so no
flyingmork: jackson suggested it so he has to say first
defsoul: he doesn’t have a crush tho
otterjae: i don’t think anyone here does. i don’t, jackson hyung and jaebum hyung don’t apparently, and i have never heard jinyoung hyung, mark hyung, yugyeom or bambam mention anyone
flyingmork: bambam is in love with himself
doubleb: can u blame me? i mean have u seen my legs?
defsoul: we can’t help but see them considering u show them off the whole time
doubleb: bc they’re great
thebiggame: debatable
doubleb: confirmed
flyingmork: no
doubleb: yes
pepijy: narcissism
doubleb: self confidence
gyeomthestage: bs
doubleb: bb
otterjae: hey guys bambam’s legs are good. they’re long + thin
defsoul: they look like a girl’s
otterjae: mark hyung’s legs are practically the same
gyeomthestage: not really bc mark hyung is short
flyingmork: shut up
flyingmork: plus i work out bambam doesn’t
thebiggame: u work out?
flyingmork: sometimes. it helps for gymnastics
gyeomthestage: wow so amazing
pepijy: so we’ve confirmed that jbumblebee, youngjae and jackson don’t have crushes and that bambam is in love with himself
pepijy: anything else you wanna add mark hyung and yugyeom?
thebiggame: actually i do have a crush
defsoul: u have a crush and u didn’t tell me??!!!
thebiggame: i have a crush on everyone who is hot
defsoul: oh ok nvm
pepijy: u literally flirted with the new pe teacher yesterday
thebiggame: hey he was cute!
doubleb: he’s about 10 ft too tall for u tho
thebiggame: stfu giraffe legs
otterjae: how tall is he?
gyeomthestage: taller than me?
doubleb: like 192cm??
gyeomthestage: damn that’s edging me out by a full 10cm
doubleb: jackson by about 100 cm
thebiggame: u both im literally about 3 mm away from being 175 cm which is the same as mark hyung
otterjae: omg stop arguing about height we were talking about jackson hyung flirting with people
defsoul: oh yeah
defsoul: u also flirted w/ the substitute teacher for math class
thebiggame: she was t h i c c
pepijy: gross
thebiggame: c’mon she was hot
doubleb: sorry i’m gay i can’t listen to this homophobia
gyeomthestage: what homophobia?
doubleb: the homophobia
gyeomthestage: ur so weird
doubleb: u luv it
gyeomthestage: u got me there
flyingmork: be gay somewhere else we’re talking about crushes here
flyingmork: and fyi i don’t like anyone
gyeomthestage: i don’t either. i’m married to the music
otterjae: that just leaves jinyoung hyung
thebiggame: ;)
thebiggame: so what is it dear jinyoungie u crushing on anyone?
pepijy: no
defsoul: u sure?
pepijy: yes
doubleb: gyeom the manipulator and expert in jinyoung can u confirm this?
gyeomthestage: well u see it’s interesting
pepijy: u mustard head i stg
gyeomthestage: nah i’m just kidding he’s not
gyeomthestage: he’s also too in love with himself to have a crush
thebiggame: no wonder bambam is his 3rd favorite
thebiggame: wait where am i in this ranking?
pepijy: ur forth
thebiggame: hey at least i’m not last
thebiggame: tho i still don’t get why i’m 4th bc u make death threats at me way less than bambam but whatever
doubleb: always look for the positives
defsoul: who’s last then? me or yugyeom?
thebiggame: ooooooh boi that’s a tuff one
flyingmork: it’s yugyeom
doubleb: no it’s obviously jb
thebiggame: it’s yugyeom
otterjae: i’m pretty sure it’s jaebum hyung
otterjae: jinyoung hyung acts like he hates yugyeom but he actually loves him a lot
pepijy: no i don’t
gyeomthestage: jinyoung is a tsundere
doubleb: boy or girl?
gyeomthestage: girl obv
gyeomthestage: do u really think he is a boy?
doubleb: tru
pepijy: shut up i’m a boy
flyingmork: we don’t care about ur gender just tell us who is at the bottom of ur ranking - jb or yugyeom
doubleb: spill the tea
thebiggame: TEA
otterjae: i still think it’s jaebum hyung
defsoul: i think it’s yugyeom
defsoul: jinyoung loves me he just can’t admit it
pepijy: u wish j
gyeomthestage: jinyoung actually luvs us both much more than he wants to admit so he’s stalling
pepijy: yeah right
defsoul: it’s true
pepijy: it’s not
defsoul: it is
gyeomthestage: it is
pepijy: it’s nOT
gyeomthestage: it iS
pepijy: i don’t have a crush on anyone
gyeomthestage: we know we established that 10 minutes ago move on already
pepijy: and both yugyeom and johnb are awful
thebiggame: but which one is WORSE?
doubleb: u must have a bottom
gyeomthestage: jinyoung IS the bottom ;)
pepijy: kim yugyeom i stg u better start running or ur not going to see the light of day the next morning
doubleb: rip yugyeom
doubleb: he was a great guy
otterjae: don’t hurt him!
gyeomthestage: thank u youngjae hyung ur literally the only 1 that cares
gyeomthestage: WAIT
gyeomthestage: i want to die
defsoul: why?
flyingmork: i mean same and everything but why?
gyeomthestage: bc if i die then jaebum is last no matter what
gyeomthestage: and then when people ask if i’m last in jinyoung’s ranking then i’ll be like nah it’s jb i died before he could rank me
gyeomthestage: i’m a genius
pepijy: ur actually the dumbest person i know
flyingmork: so u want to die?
flyingmork: i can help with that
thebiggame: is that ur way or admitting u want to kill yugyeom?
flyingmork: maybe
gyeomthestage: mark hyung what did i ever do to you?
pepijy: exist
gyeomthestage: no one asked u
doubleb: guys we’re getting off topic here
thebiggame: as always
defsoul: bambam is right
flyingmork: for once
defsoul: we need a straight answer
otterjae: for what?
defsoul: jinyoung who is in last place in your ranking? answer now
gyeomthestage: u better answer
pepijy: why should i?
gyeomthestage: oh r u forgetting about something jinyoungie?
pepijy: …… oh yeah i forgot how much of an u r
pepijy: fine
pepijy: 1st place youngjae, 2nd place mark hyung, 3rd place bambam, 4th place jackson
doubleb: omg we know
thebiggame: that’s old news now
gyeomthestage: he’s just stalling for time let him have his fun
gyeomthestage: it’ll all be crushed in a minute anyway
flyingmork: dark
gyeomthestage: exactly
gyeomthestage: now answer
otterjae: this is surprisingly tense
thebiggame: it sure is youngjae
defsoul: come on jinyoung hurry up
doubleb: i’m getting old here
pepijy: ok fine u guys want the answer then i’ll give it to u
pepijy: they r both in bottom
thebiggame: u can’t do that u have to pick
pepijy: no i don’t
pepijy: you said what MY ranking is well this is it
pepijy: j + lemon curd? both equally as terrible
flyingmork: u have to pick
otterjae: it’s better to have 1 answer
thebiggame: see even youngjae agrees
thebiggame: now spill
defsoul: come on jinyoung
gyeomthestage: u better tell or else
thebiggame: tell us who’s bottom
double: say who’s better
pepijy: fine u s
pepijy: it’s jb
otterjae: i’m confused
flyingmork: same
doubleb: is jb the one u like more or the 1 at the bottom of the heap?
defsoul: don’t phrase it like that
doubleb: but it’s tru tho
pepijy: he’s the better one bc yugyeom is a blackmailing manipulative little
gyeomthestage: i learned from the best
gyeomthestage: (that’s u btw jinyoung u fake)
defsoul: so i’m better than yugyeom?
defsoul: i’m not bottom of the heap?
doubleb: u literally just said not to phrase it like that
defsoul: i’ve been converted now that i know i’m better than yugyeom
doubleb: wow ok double standards
thebiggame: do u feel good now knowing that ur jinyoung’s secret luv?
pepijy: wtf he’s in fifth place how is he my secret love?
thebiggame: he just is
gyeomthestage: pls we all kno ur a tsundere
doubleb: *tsundere anime girl
gyeomthestage: yes thank u
gyeomthestage: u love jb
pepijy: u don’t even seem sad at coming last
gyeomthestage: why would i be?
gyeomthestage: if i want to hear u love and praise me i know exactly how i’ll hear it
flyingmork: that blackmail is some strong stuff
otterjae: does it make u feel powerful?
gyeomthestage: oh man u don’t even know
doubleb: so yugyeom doesn’t give a damn about coming last wby jaebum hyung?
doubleb: u feel happy that jinyoung hyung actually cares about u? at least more than yugyeom?
defsoul: i mean at least i can use this as a reason as to why he should stop fighting about the co leaders thing
defsoul: but apart from that
defsoul: eh
defsoul: it’s ok i guess
otterjae: but ur always like “i know u luv me jinyoung don’t deny it” tho?
defsoul: that’s just a joke
defsoul: i don’t actually care where i am in jinyoung’s ranking
flyingmork: u don’t care about anything really except for cats and i guess soccer so i buy it
doubleb: same
otterjae: i do too
otterjae: i mean if jinyoung hyung really is a tsundere anime girl like yugyeom says he is then he actually likes jaebum hyung a lot more than he’s letting on so there’s nothing to worry about!
pepijy: asdlkhjfdjs YOUNGJAE
pepijy: im not a tsundere anime girl
gyeomthestage: lmaooooo jinyoung betrayed by ur favorite member
pepijy: this is why ur at the bottom u piece of
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