Group: this is a mess

pepijy: so is everyone happy with the song choice?

gyeomthestage: what does it matter if we are? ur happy and ur the only person that matters in ur world

pepijy: not true

pepijy: youngjae matters too

otterjae: thanks jinyoung hyung :)

otterjae: and i like it! i think it suits our voices

doubleb: i think i should be the main singer

flyingmork: u sound like a 60 yr old chain smoker mixed with a dying horse when u sing so no

doubleb: i signed up for choir club not to be attacked

thebiggame: is this even still technically a choir? a choir is just singers and we’ve got three rappers

gyeomthestage: and i’m the sub rapper!

gyeomthestage: (and i like the song a lot, i think we’ll perform well with it)

pepijy: lmao you’re sub everything

pepijy: (and i don’t care)

gyeomthestage: i am not a SUB singer. on the sheet it just says kim yugyeom: vocals

gyeomthestage: and besides i’m the main dancer in my dance group so at least i’m main something unlike you

gyeomthestage: park jinyoung: lead locals

defsoul: lol

pepijy: stfu j you stole my role

defsoul: no i didn’t

defsoul: it’s not my fault that teach thinks i’m a better singer than u

gyeomthestage: don’t be humble hyung u r a better singer than him

gyeomthestage: tbh every1 is. even bambam

pepijy: i refuse to be insulted like this

doubleb: so do i

doubleb: i look too good to be insulted

thebiggame: that makes no sense

flyingmork: neither does life yet here we are

doubleb: omg y so deep?

thebiggame: that’s what she said ;)

pepijy: do u want me to block u? there are children in this chat

thebiggame: ??? where

pepijy: youngjae!

thebiggame: oh yeah!

thebiggame: sry youngjae

otterjae: that’s ok hyung

otterjae: oh and mark hyung we actually do know the meaning of life

flyingmork: we do?

otterjae: yes

otterjae: we live for this loooove

doubleb: oMG YOUNGJAE HYUNG

gyeomthestage: i’m crying

thebiggame: that was actually kind of smart tho??

defsoul: it actually was. it was funny. good job youngjae

otterjae: thanks jaebum hyung :)

flyingmork: that just reminded me aren’t we supposed to be talking about the song choice?

pepijy: yES thank you mark hyung

flyingmork: no problem

pepijy: what do u all think about it? i already know youngjae’s opinion and yugyeom’s

defsoul: yugyeom: what does it matter if we are? ur happy and ur the only person that matters in ur world. you: not true! youngjae matters too!

defsoul: so doesn’t that mean that ur happy now if only youngjae and u matter?

pepijy: shut up jbarf and tell me what u think

defsoul: i like it. it’s a good song

pepijy: that’s it?

pepijy: wow ok maybe i was better off not asking

pepijy: jackson?

thebiggame: i like it too. it’s just a shame the rappers don’t get more lines

doubleb: i agree with that

thebiggame: u just want to be in the spotlight the whole time

doubleb: lmao tru

doubleb: can u blame me tho?

thebiggame: not at all. in fact i share your aspirations

doubleb: ayyyyyyyyyy

thebiggame: ayyyyyyyyyy

pepijy: idiots

pepijy: mark hyung?

flyingmork: i like the song

pepijy: yes i do too

defsoul: how come when mark hyung says nothing u agree w/ him but when i say little then ur like wow ok never mind?

pepijy: bc mark hyung isnt a role stealing how is he?

defsoul: youngjae stole “ur role” too how come u don’t at him?

pepijy: because i like youngjae. he’s a sunshine

otterjae: :)

pepijy: HIS NAME IS LITERALLY OTTERJAE HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS BOY

pepijy: DO YOU SEE THAT SMILEY FACE

otterjae: it’s just a normal smiley face tho?

pepijy: ADORABLE

gyeomthestage: ok calm down ur acting like a Mom™

gyeomthestage: u love youngjae hyung we get it

pepijy: sry i just can’t help admire that fact that hes the only decent person in this group besides myself

gyeomthestage: that’s bs

pepijy: ur right maybe mark hyung is ok as well

gyeomthestage: that’s tru but i didnt mean that. i meant that ur not decent. ur a fake

gyeomthestage: and also a mom

thebiggame: u lowkey do act like a mom tho

doubleb: jaebum hyung also lowkey acts like a dad

defsoul: how??

thebiggame: *daddy

flyingmork: ew what?

thebiggame: what?

defsoul: ……

defsoul: how do i act like a dad?

doubleb: you just kinda…

gyeomthestage: do

doubleb: EXACTLY

otterjae: i think it’s the same personality aspects that make you like a dad that also make u a good leader

gyeomthestage: lmfao jinyoung’s getting served

pepijy: youngjae sweetie :)

pepijy: i’m the leader. not jb

otterjae: but mr han said you were co leaders

pepijy: …… oh yeah. i forgot about that

pepijy: i think what he really meant to say was “backup leader”

otterjae: to u?

gyeomthestage: HAHAHA GET REKT JINYOUNG

otterjae: oooooh you meant to jaebum hyung!

otterjae: sorry hyung i misunderstood

pepijy: that’s ok youngjae it was an honest mistake

doubleb: or was it?

flyingmork: are u doubting youngjae’s innocence?

flyingmork: u better not be

doubleb: no!

flyingmork: good

defsoul: will someone pls tell me how im like a dad?

otterjae: oh yeah!

otterjae: it’s just kinda the way you treat us? kinda strict but for a good reason

flyingmork: realistic and level headed

thebiggame: u act like an old dad sometimes

gyeomthestage: jinyoung nags u. moms nag dads

doubleb: you pretend like u hate us but u luuuuuv us

gyeomthestage: lmao no thats jinyoung

gyeomthestage: wait if jaebum hyung is our dad and jinyoung is our mom does that mean they’re married?

thebiggame: i was just thinking that

pepijy: hold the up

pepijy: im not married to him like ew

doubleb: ur engaged then

pepijy: no

otterjae: dating?

pepijy: no

thebiggame: buddies?

doubleb: buddies?

thebiggame: BROOOOOO SO IN SYNC!!!

doubleb: AAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

pepijy: NO WTF

pepijy: i’m not married/engaged/dating/ing with ANYONE

pepijy: ESPECIALLY jbutterfly over there

defsoul: hey im not that bad

defsoul: and how is jinyoung like a mom?

flyingmork: u can’t see it?

defsoul: i’d say he’s more like a

gyeomthestage: lmaoooooo

gyeomthestage: dats true

pepijy: stfu u trash

pepijy: id be a great mom

defsoul: really? pls elaborate

pepijy: gladly

gyeomthestage: god NEVER invite jinyoung to brag about himself or he’ll literally never stfu

pepijy: but i’m not bragging about my myself i’m just explaining how u all think i’m like a mom

thebiggame: we can do that for u

pepijy: i’d rather u didn’t

thebiggame: well i rather we did

thebiggame: i’ll start

pepijy: no

thebiggame: u always nag us

gyeomthestage: i second that like a million times

gyeomthestage: ur always like “i TOLD you to bring a jacket or you’d get cold and look at u now!”

pepijy: bc u never ing listen to me u imbecile

gyeomthestage: i do what i want i don’t need ur approval or “advice”

doubleb: that’s another thing u always give us “advice” on stuff

gyeomthestage: he just wants to impress teach and make himself the 1 and only leader

defsoul: that probably wont happen just saying

flyingmork: lol

pepijy: shut up crazier things have happened and i’m disappointed in u mark hyung

flyingmork: oh well

otterjae: ur both great leaders! u shouldn’t fight over it

gyeomthestage: don’t worry youngjae hyung the parents aren’t fighting

doubleb: yeah they’re just a having a little domestic

thebiggame: it’ll all be over soon

otterjae: oh ok good :)

pepijy: “domestic” my

pepijy: ain’t nothing domestic about me and jbum

defsoul: that’s the closest uve ever got to typing or saying my actual name

defsoul: why can’t u just call me jaebum?

pepijy: jackson called u jb so that’s what im calling u

defsoul: u don’t even call me jb tho? u call me j and jbarf and stuff

pepijy: lol u deserve it

pepijy: u are a and barf

defsoul: i didn’t sign up for this abuse

pepijy: u didn’t sign up for anything jbutt which is why i should be the only leader

defsoul: let it go why r u so petty?

thebiggame: omg take your pda somewhere else

flyingmork: ^

doubleb: have ur domestic somewhere else youngjae hyung doesn’t like it

gyeomthestage: hey jaebum hyung if it annoys u that he doesn’t call u jaebum then i know something that u can call jinyoung in return

defsoul: what?

pepijy: u better not u

defsoul: what is it??

pepijy: i will skin u

gyeomthestage: hehe

pepijy: KIM YUGYEOM

gyeomthestage: ;)

pepijy: u better not

thebiggame: better not what? what is this

thebiggame: SPILL THE TEA

doubleb: i’m with jackson hyung i want tea

defsoul i’m highly intrigued

pepijy: i don’t give a damn about how intrigued u all r ur not finding out

gyeomthestage: as much as i want to spill the tea

gyeomthestage: (and disagree with jinyoung)

gyeomthestage: i won’t

thebiggame: aaaaawwwww

thebiggame: y not?

gyeomthestage: it’s my blackmail im saving it for a really big occasion

thebiggame: aaah blackmail! i like it ;)

flyingmork: blackmail is gr8t

otterjae: it can be pretty useful

thebiggame: sure can we respect ur choice yugyeom

gyeomthestage: thank u

gyeomthestage: so sorry jaebum hyung u won’t found out jinyoung’s embarrassing nickname

gyeomthestage: yet ;)

pepijy: u brat

defsoul: why won’t u tell me jinyoung? i just want to find out a little bit more about my wife

pepijy: IM NOT UR WIFE