From Now On We're Got7
This Is A MessGroup: this is a mess
defsoul: im getting my cast off this thursday
otterjae: that’s great!
doubleb: about time
flyingmork: you excited?
defsoul: ya i can’t wait
thebiggame: i can’t either. we need you on the pitch. the team suffers without u
gyeomthestage: ur singing is better when ur leg isn’t broken too
pepijy: wow u two actually made valid points for once
otterjae: aw that’s so nice hyung
pepijy: how?
otterjae: ur secretly complimenting jaebum hyung. ur saying he’s a good singer and good soccer player
gyeomthestage: !!!!!
gyeomthestage: i didn’t realise that!!
thebiggame: neither did i!!
doubleb: omg parents
flyingmork: the real otp
defsoul: thanx jinyoung
pepijy: i know my existence is a blessing isn’t it?
gyeomthestage uH
gyeomthestage: no
pepijy: i wasn’t asking u
defsoul: idk if i’d call it a blessing
doubleb: rejected
otterjae: what would u call it then hyung?
defsoul: idk
defsoul: interesting maybe?
pepijy: “interesting”
defsoul: yeah
pepijy: tf is that supposed to mean?
thebiggame: ooooo jinyoung’s mad @his husband
doubleb: dramaaaaaaaa
flyingmork: are u going to fight him?
pepijy: maybe
pepijy: (and he’s not my husband)
otterjae: that means he will
otterjae: (and he is)
pepijy: he rly isn’t
gyeomthestage: he rly is
pepijy: no one asked u
gyeomthestage: well they should have
flyingmork: no they shouldn’t
thebiggame: wait who are the kids?
defsoul: what
thebiggame: in the jjp family™ are me and mark hyung kids too? bc we’re older than jinyoung
doubleb: that’s a v valid question
pepijy: ur all our children
flyingmork: how?
thebiggame: but we’re older than u tho?
defsoul: u don’t act like it
doubleb: lmaoooooo
gyeomthestage: lmaoooooo
otterjae: lmaoooooo
pepijy: good one honey
defsoul: thanks babe
flyingmork: shut tf up im jaebum i’m older than u respect ur hyungs
defsoul: yes hyung
defsoul: wait no
defsoul: im ur dad u piece of u respect me
doubleb: even if he does disrespect u jaebum hyung what are u gonna do about it? run after him?
gyeomthestage: ooOOOOOOO
thebiggame: omg
otterjae: 0_0
pepijy: how dare u
flyingmork: oh snap
defsoul: ……..
defsoul: u better pray that this appointment is cancelled bambam or you're the one who won’t be walking after this
defsoul: bambam wished too hard
thebiggame: ????????
doubleb: ^
gyeomthestage: ^^
flyingmork: ^^^
pepijy: ^^^^
otterjae: ^^^^^
flyingmork: what happened?
defsoul: my cast is only getting taken off next week
pepijy: but we have our first performance tonight at the school concert. we need u for it
defsoul: i know i’m sorry. i explained it to them but there are other people in more critical situations than me that deserve their attention more
defsoul: plus the doctor isn't 100% sure the cast is ready to come off yet. he'd rather give it another week to make sure
defsoul: im rly sorry guys
thebiggame: it’s ok hyung it’s not ur fault
otterjae: don’t worry about it
gyeomthestage: as long as u get ur cast off that’s the main thing. and that ur healthy
flyingmork: yeah don’t stress
doubleb: we can handle it without u hyung it’ll be fine
defsoul: this is all ur fault bambam
doubleb: how is this MY fault?
defsoul: i told u “you better pray that this appointment is cancelled” and they cancelled it. it’s all ur fault
doubleb: what
thebiggame: #blamebambam
doubleb: um no?
flyingmork: #blamebambam
doubleb: no
pepijy: #blamebambam
gyeomthestage: #blamebambam
otterjae: #blamebambam
defsoul: #blamebambam
doubleb: sTOP
gyeomthestage: no
doubleb: ur supposed to be my homie how could u?
gyeomthestage: sry bro
thebiggame: can’t u just perform anyway hyung?
defsoul: i wish but my parents aren’t letting me
flyingmork: that
defsoul: yeah it does it’s really annoying
otterjae: but you’ll be alright after ur cast comes off won’t u?
gyeomthestage: u’ll be able to perform at all our events?
thebiggame: and ull be alright for the singing competition?
defsoul: yes yes and yes
defsoul: i’ll be fine u guys srly don’t worry about it
defsoul: that includes u jinyoung
pepijy: as if i’m worried about u
gyeomthestage: don’t even try to hide it
doubleb: we all know u have the hots for ur husband
flyingmork: i fell like that sentence came out dumber than it was supposed to
doubleb: “fell”
flyingmork: stfu
thebiggame: omg children stop fighting
pepijy: tf are u talking about im ur mom
pepijy: they’re not children to u
thebiggame: bambam is
pepijy: no he’s ur little brother
defsoul: youngjae is the favorite child
gyeomthestage: u just had to rub that in didn’t u?
pepijy: yes
defsoul: have u seen him? literal child of god + a sunshine
gyeomthestage: he can’t be a child of god if he’s got jinyoung for a mother
pepijy: how is it that i can make a beautiful son like youngjae and also a waste/piece of trash like yugyeom?
thebiggame: idk bad ?
flyingmork: wtf
doubleb: hyung what?
gyeomthestage: excuse me i was made w/ the best
gyeomthestage: if i had to compare myself id say i was ? maybe some dirty dancing. a or two
thebiggame: im 100% a stripper routine. iness all around
doubleb: im riding + domination
defsoul: THERE IS A CHILD HERE
defsoul: YOUNGJAE IS HERE HOW ARE YOU RUIN HIS INNOCENCE?
pepijy: ur all grounded
doubleb: tf?
flyingmork: what about me?
pepijy: pls ur not not innocent
pepijy: nice job for trying though
flyingmork: thanks i thought it was worth a shot
otterjae: i think id be vanilla
otterjae: tho maybe with some ? some whips maybe
otterjae: and leather
gyeomthestage: I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE MILK
thebiggame: I JUST FELL OFF MY BED
thebiggame: IM SCREAMING
doubleb: WHAT THE
flyingmork: ^ WHAT
defsoul: YOUNGJAE WHO DID THIS TO YOU
defsoul: WHO DEFILED YOUR INNOCENCE
otterjae: what?
pepijy: WHERE DID U LEARN THESE WORDS?
pepijy: WAS IT FROM YUGYEOM BC I’LL KILL HIM IF IT WAS
pepijy: ACTUALLY I DON’T CARE IF IT WAS YUGYEOM I BLAME HIM ANYWAY
pepijy: COME HERE U PIECE OF
gyeomthestage: WTF IT WASN’T ME I’M JUST AS SURPRISED AS U!!!
pepijy: I’M COMING TO UR HOUSE TO SLAP U
gyeomthestage: TF WOMAN UR CRAZY!!!!
defsoul: KUNPIMOOK BHUWAKUL
doubleb: WHAT HOW DID U EVEN SPELL THAT RIGHT?!
defsoul: I’M COMING FOR U
doubleb: hA GOOD LUCK WITH THAT UVE GOT A BROKEN ANKLE!!
thebiggame: oooooooh boy u should not have done that my friend
thebiggame: rip bambam
flyingmork: and rip yugyeom
otterjae: did u all rly think i was innocent?
thebiggame: yES
flyingmork: yes
otterjae: lmaooooooo
otterjae: no
pepijy: that was great for a first performance!
pepijy: they loved us!
gyeomthestage: they really did!
thebiggame: we were fabulous
flyingmork: never ever sounded ing cool
otterjae: the girls called us handsome too!
doubleb: i know! finally someone besides me has recognised my beauty!
gyeomthestage: lmao u think
thebiggame: “beauty”?
flyingmork: check the mirror out u fool
pepijy: oh wait u already check urself out 24/7
otterjae: omg let him live
otterjae: we should be celebrating not roasting bambam
doubleb: THANK U youngjae hyung
otterjae: ur welcome
pepijy: roasting bambam sounds just as good
otterjae: mom
otterjae: :)
pepijy: ok for u youngjae
otterjae: thank u ^-^
defsoul: hey i saw a video of the performances that my friend took for me
defsoul: u guys did rly good!
defsoul: u covered my parts really well too
gyeomthestage: thanks hyung
defsoul: i really think we’re ready for this competition
thebiggame: ready to kick bighit’s !
pepijy: ready to kick jin’s
flyingmork: what?
pepijy: what?
doubleb: oh yeah jinyoung hyung’s rival
gyeomthestage: IN LOVE???
gyeomthestage: tbc in the next episode of jjp adventures™
pepijy: off
pepijy: anyway we’ve got something more important to talk about: we need a name for our group
defsoul: for the interschools music competition then each group that performs has to have a name. so we need one
thebiggame: jackson and his crew
defsoul: no
doubleb: bambam and his es
gyeomthestage: ooh i like that
pepijy: no u disappointments none of that
pepijy: we need something SENSIBLE
doubleb: sensible is boring
flyingmork: “seven guys”
defsoul: i agree with bambam that’s far too boring
thebiggame: u agree with bambam?
otterjae: wow that’s rare
pepijy: u know what else is rare? u idiots coming up with a suggestion that’s actually good for once
gyeomthestage: stfu our suggestions are great ur just crabby
otterjae: i like the 7 thing tho. seven is supposed to be a lucky number isn’t it?
defsoul: youngjae’s right, seven is good
thebiggame: 7 strong
pepijy: no
doubleb: 7 hotties
pepijy: no
otterjae: luck of seven?
defsoul: youngjae, truly the only person who cares
gyeomthestage: shut up im thinking
pepijy: lol that’s a first
defsoul: jinyoung we all saw that coming from a mile away
defsoul: and i like that
thebiggame: it’s good
flyingmork: but it just doesn’t pop out u know? we need something that rly stands out
defsoul: “get some luck”?
flyingmork: u just ruined it
pepijy: “seven leafed clover”?
gyeomthestage: too childish and cheesy
doubleb: 7 THOTTIES
pepijy: NO
doubleb: thot7???
defsoul no u trash
thebiggame: i kinda like that arrangement
flyingmork: same
otterjae: get7?
defsoul: hmm…
thebiggame: idk
gyeomthestage: guys i have a suggestion
pepijy: dear god save us
doubleb: what is it?
gyeomthestage: “got7”
pepijy: …
thebiggame: holy crap
flyingmork: that’s…
otterjae: such a good idea
gyeomthestage: rly? it isn’t lame?
doubleb: no
defsoul: it’s the complete opposite of lame yugyeom. it’s great
defsoul: and it’s what our group is called
defsoul: from now on we’re got7
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