“I cannot believe I’m helping you buy masks and wigs… I cannot believe you decided to become a star so quickly.” Namjoon mutters, watching Jungkook scroll through the many options on the adult site he’s on.

“Will you pick out a mask already… and I prefer the term camboy. stars have companies.” Jungkook huffs, patting Namjoon on the cheek.

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

I bought a ton of stuff

But there’s hardly a dent in my bank account😌

THANK YOU SUGA PAPA

BabySun™

do we wanna know what you bought

Jungkook

Nope

❤MomD❤

Nuh uh😳

BabySun™

😂alrighty then

Tae have you finished reflecting on past horrible decisions

thirsTae

if you’re asking whether the swelling has gone down

then yes

my face is hurting less

but they may have to do with those pain killers Seokjin gave me

BigPapa

😳those weren’t pain killers

but they do make you feel good

Jungkook

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO😂😂

BigPapa

I shouldn’t have trusted my manager

his brother is a drug dealer after all🙄

BabySun™

😳tae don’t you dare take any more of those pills

thirsTae

😁

hehe😁

😂😂😂

Jungkook

OH MY GOD IM COMING TAE

❤MomD❤

WHY ARE YOU DRAGGING ME TOO

Jungkook

CUZ THIS IS A TWO MAN EFFORT