Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

Joonie😊

Im home and I know you’re in here somewhere😊

thirsTae

😂cut him some slack koo

Jungkook

You wanna take his place😊

thirsTae

HELL NO

Sorry Joon

I love you

but not enough to deal with Jungkook’s torture

 

❤MomD❤

😭

Jungkook

You want me to cut you some slack Joon?

❤MomD❤

🥺pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Jungkook

Then you have two choices😊

1 – walk around the apartment for a week

2 – two hours with a in your

❤MomD❤

1 please🥺

Jungkook

Then 1 it is😊

JinJin

Jungkook you are no longer allowed to use smiley faces

 

BabySun™

Unless you’re actually happy

and not ill-meaning

Jungkook

😂alright alright

Joon lock yourself in your room

❤MomD❤

I mean I already was but why😳

Jungkook

BECAUSE KIM TAEHYUNG THINKS HE CAN JUST BURST IN HERE

AND SEE YOU

FOR FREE

❤MomD❤

I-

don’t sell my body Jungkook!😂

Jungkook

That’s besides the point

he’s one of the ones that got you into deeper trouble

so he should have to pay in some way😌

thirsTae

You say this as you lock yourself in your room too🤨

Jungkook

Im not in my room tho😏

thirsTae

YOU SON OF A

Jungkook

AY

MY MOMS PARENTS DIDN’T RAISE NO

MY DADS PARENTS DID THO😂

BabySun™

😂YOUR DAD WOULD BE SAD IF HE HEARD THAT

Jungkook

At first he would anyways

TAE STOP BANGING ON THE DOOR

you’re ruining the mood

I cant get joon hard cus of you😡

thirsTae

Then I’ll keep doing it just cause you said that

Jungkook

🖕 🖕