Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

So this boy has an idea

BabySun™

And what could that be?

It better not involve gasoline and a plunger

I’m not facing the fire department again

Jungkook

IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT

thirsTae

Then what is it?

Jungkook

Hobi hyung is our precious hyung right?

thirsTae

Yessss

 

BabySun™

Yeah😊

Jungkook

So our precious hyung should add…

N A M J O O N - S S I

To our group chat

thirsTae

He’s even got a hot af name

 

BabySun™

I should have ing known

You’re gonna owe me big time Jeon Jungkook if I do this

Jungkook

I’ll do whatever Hobi hyung asks of me😊

BabySun™

I’m gonna hold you to that Kookie

 

thirsTae

Wow

Hobi hyung really brings out the sub in you Koo

Jungkook

🖕😊🖕

I could say the same to you Tae

thirsTae

At least I’ll own up to it

 

BabySun™

You two switches shut up

I’m gonna go work my awkward charm now

Jungkook

Thank you Hobi hyung 💜

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sunshine_hobi

hi😊

awkwardjoon

hey😅

hoseok right

sunshine_hobi

yep

this is gonna sound strange

but just hear me out

awkwardjoon

this isn’t a confession is it?

sunshine_hobi

no it is not

awkwardjoon

aight im listening

sunshine_hobi

so recently you bumped into one of my dongsaengs

he requested my other dongsaengs help in finding you

you were found and so now the two young s want me

to ask you

to join our group chat

awkwardjoon

🤨

are they are attractive as you are?

sunshine_hobi

yes

but their weirdness outweighs their looks

sometimes

awkwardjoon

gimme proof

sunshine_hobi

awkwardjoon

THE ONE ON THE LEFT

MY LEFT

I SAW HIM AT A STORE I STOPPED TO AFTER A SHOOT

sunshine_hobi

his name is taehyung

awkwardjoon

yeah😂

he had an armful of snacks that he dropped while gawking at me

the clerk was so pissed

sunshine_hobi

😂

oh i’m so not letting him live that down

awkwardjoon

who’s the one on YOUR left

he’s mad cute

sunshine_hobi

oh that’s jungkook

he’s the one that found your private ig and found out i “knew” you

awkwardjoon

he must be persistent😂

i made that hard to find

sunshine_hobi

yeah he’s persistent

and a bit of a stalker

no no

he calls it

r e s e a r c h i n g

awkwardjoon

😂

i guess i’ll join your little group chat

it’s just you three?

sunshine_hobi

yep

number please

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

BabySun™ added XXXXXXXXXX

Jungkook

IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

HOLD ON IM ADDING HIM

BabySun™

Yeah you weirdo

It’s Namjoon

 

❤MomD❤

You think my name is hot?

 

thirsTae

I said what I said😌

D A D D Y

 

BabySun™

Gross

Jungkook, remember what you said

I’m coming over tonight

 

❤MomD❤

Are all of you fwb’s or sumtin

 

BabySun™

Who wants to explain this

 

thirsTae

Jungkook.

It was his idea.

Jungkook

you too then

OKAY SO

We’re high school friends and neighbors

I was the last to graduate cuz im the youngest

One drunk gathering in my backyard

We all confessed that we wanted to everyone in our trio

And so we made an agreement

That we could whenever as long as no one is in a relationship

thirsTae

I think you’re forgetting the part where we said we all had feelings for each other too

Jungkook

I PURPOSELY LEFT THAT OUT

❤MomD❤

And what do I have to do to get in on this?

Jungkook

Be bigger than Hoseok and have money

❤MomD❤

And if I said I had both but was as big a sub as you?

Jungkook

How big we talkin?

❤MomD❤

😳

 

thirsTae

Don’t worry

This is a safe space

No one will judge you

Especially not me

 

❤MomD❤

👉👈

Age play

Jungkook

😳

thirsTae

Look Hobi hyung

Gukkie has a friend now

 

BabySun™

That’s one big coincidence really

 

❤MomD❤

Jungkook, you too?

Jungkook

Yeah

BabySun™

Well isn’t this the start to a beautiful friendship

Btw Koo

What are our contact names🤨

 

thirsTae

Yeah Koo

Jungkook

Welllllllllllll

Hobi is BabySun™

Namjoon is ❤MomD❤

BabySun™

What does that mean?

Jungkook

Man of my dreams

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Tae is thirsTae

GOODBYE

BabySun™

😂

 

❤MomD❤

😂

 

thirsTae

JEON JUNGKOOK