Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

Explain to me why Joon and Jimin are harassing me for pics, gifs, vids

YOU NAME IT THEY’RE HOUNDING FOR IT

😫

JiMIN

We would stop if you would give them to us😌

Jungkook

And I’ve told you both no multiple times

The fact that you’re both outside my apartment will not sway me

At all

BabySun™

Not even if they offer you food?

Jungkook

Nope

thirsTae

Not even if they buy you new toys?

Jungkook

I’m not you Tae😝

thirsTae

I WAS TALKING ABOUT TOYS KOOKIE COULD PLAY WITH🤨

Jungkook

😂Oh

Still

N O

I am not a man that can be bribed

YOONgi

Says the “man” that tried to eat my money away

Jungkook

😝

And what do you mean

“man”????

YOONgi

I said what I said

 

JiMIN

Not even if we clean your house for you for a month

Jungkook

I can clean my own place

I’m not that lazy😝

YOONgi

Not even if Jimin gets you access to the dance studio he works at?

Jungkook

😳

JiMIN

😅I could lose my job YOONGI

Jungkook

Oh then that’s off the table, out the window, on the concrete then

BabySun™

I thought we agreed you weren’t allowed to say that any more

Jungkook

Where’s the legal documentation?

Did I sign something?

No?

Then I can say whatever 😌

BabySun™

I’m coming with my belt

Jungkook

Ooh~ I’m so scared 🥱

BabySun™

And my spare key

Jungkook

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

❤️MomD❤️

😳It’s a new record

Jungkook has run down the street in .5 seconds😂

 

thirsTae

Hoseok will catch him🤷‍♂️

Don’t worry

 

JiMIN

😅

~~

BabySun™

You should be worried

 

JiMIN

WAIT WHAT😨

 

BabySun™

I have no clue where he’s run to

He’s not in any of the usual places

 

thirsTae

I’M CALLING THE POLICE

 

BabySun™

Why they won’t do anything until two days have passed

Not only that he’s an adult to them

Besides

Koo hates cops

 

thirsTae

True 😞

Jungkook

The most dangerous place

Is the safest place

❤️MomD❤️

🤨

 

BabySun™

I know where he is😑

Jungkook

No you don’t😳

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Hoseok hurriedly walks into his apartment and looks around to see if anything is out of place. He pulls his phone out and calls Jungkook’s phone to see how smart the boy decided to be today.

He listens but doesn’t hear anything at all, so he goes to look in his bedroom. He finds a lump on his bed but he ignores it. Instead he turns his attention to his cracked closet door.

“Kook, I know I’ve made this joke before but… come out of the closet. You’re not in trouble... Well, at least you won’t get spanked.” Hoseok calls out despite being unsure of whether the boy was in there.

There’s some shuffling before Jungkook pokes his head out of the closet. Eyes wide and watery. Hoseok knows who he’s really talking to now.

“Pwomise?” Kookie sniffles, a tear rolling down his cheek.

“I promise, Koo.” Hoseok answers as he walks over to open the closet, “C’mere babe.” The elder says softly as he leans down to pick Kookie up.

“Sowwy hyungie.” Kookie mutters, looking anywhere but Hoseok.

“For what, Koo?” Hoseok questions as he moves over to his bed. He can’t take Kookie anywhere like this.

“Koo b-bwatty.”

“We can talk about that later, baby, when you’re feeling bigger. Okay?”

“Otay, hyungie.”

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

BabySun™

He’s asleep

He’s fell asleep in his headspace

 

thirsTae

YOU FOUND HIM????

THANK GOD 😩

 

JiMIN

😳 Where was he?

 

BabySun™

In my closet

Don’t know how he got to my place before me

I’ll have to ask him later

 

❤️MomD❤️

😯 So that’s what he meant by the most dangerous place😂

Was he hurt or anything?

 

BabySun™

Not physically

But something must have shaken him for him to slip so suddenly 🤔😒

And I’m gonna find out

 

thirsTae

You think…

You might’ve reminded him of ?😰

 

BabySun™

Maybe🤦‍♂️

Now I feel bad

 

thirsTae

You know Kook wouldn’t want you to tho🤗

 

BabySun™

True😤

I still do tho