Hoseok (JK’s hyung)

Hey Jimin

Jimin

Yeah?

Hoseok (JK’s hyung)

Can you text JK and tell him that he can’t stay in the house forever?

He’s not listening to any of us

Jimin

Why?😂

Hoseok (JK’s hyung)

Because he’s embarrassed

Because you said you know his moans😂

Jimin

😳he told you about that?!!!

Hoseok (JK’s hyung)

That kid tells me almost everything

He freaked out in our group chat about it😂

And now he’s declaring he’ll never leave his apartment ever again

Jimin

😂

And this group chat sounds interesting🤔

Hoseok (JK’s hyung)

It is not a chat your boyfriend would appreciate you being in😂

Trust me

We be wildin’🤪

Jimin

Sounds fun

And Yoongi doesn’t have to know🤫

Hoseok (JK’s hyung)

😂

Fine, fine

I’ll add you

I think Jungkook’s in the chat freaking out still so this will kill two birds with one stone

Just don’t scroll up for your own innocence

Jimin

😂okay

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thirsTae

Oh come on KOOOOOOOOOK

You won’t survive

 

❤MomD❤

You really won’t😅

BabySun™ added JiMIN

Jungkook

THE BETRAYAL

THE INNOCENT IS ABOUT TO BE TAINTED

I WILL MEET YOU ALL AT HELLS GATES

JiMIN

😂

Is he always this dramatic

 

thirsTae

Almost always

What brings you here dear sweet Jimin?

 

BabySun™

To help us convince Jungkook that he can’t stay indoors like SpongeBob

 

❤MomD❤

Oh the famous Jimin

Nice to meet you😊

Please tell Jungkook he’ll die of starvation if he stays inside “forever”

 

thirsTae

Oh that’s right

Jimin doesn’t know Namjoon

 

JiMIN

Nice to meet you Namjoon😊

Apparently I’ve been a topic in this chat😂

AND

JEON JUNGKOOK

Jungkook

Yes, Jimin the Innocent?

JiMIN

😂

Dude, you can’t stay in your apartment for forever

You won’t be able to pay the rent for it that way

Jungkook

If I make an OnlyFans I wont have to worry about that

thirsTae

Here’s the ed up part

I would be your biggest fan😂

I’d go broke

 

BabySun™

SAME

 

❤MomD❤

Same😅

 

JiMIN

Same😊

Jungkook

OH MY GOD

ABORT ABORT

JiMIN

Seriously tho Kook

It’s fine to be embarrassed but that doesn’t mean you have to hole yourself up

Everything will stay digital

I’ll never bring it up to your face…

😈maybe

Jungkook

😭JIMIN DON’T DO THAT

JiMIN

😂im joking

I promise nothing texted will verbally reach you

Jungkook

Thank you

BabySun™

Now that that’s settled

JUNGKOOK WILL YOU PLEASE BRING YOUR OUT OF YOUR ROOM SO WE CAN GO OUT TO EAT

YOU’VE BEEN IN THERE FOR FOREVER

YOU BETTER HAVE BATHED

Jungkook

IM CLEAN

My room isn’t tho😒

Just bring me food back

I have to clean NamHyung’s mess

thirsTae

NamHyung?

Jungkook

Cuz Joon was on top

His name goes first😝

BabySun™

yall…

jimin is l u r k i n g

Jungkook

😳

JiMIN

This is some delicious tea😋

I’ll help you clean up Jungkook

Jungkook

T-that’d be much appreciated😤

thirsTae

Did he just?

 

❤MomD❤

Yeah

He just stuttered over text

Jungkook

🖕