Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

BabySun™

I left to get my phone charger from my place

Why did I come back to

four more people that does not include the inhabitant

 

thirsTae

😂Is that why you walked back out

So you could type in the chat?

 

BabySun™

Uh huh

Jungkook when are you coming back from the café

Jungkook

Never😱

❤MomD❤
Why not😳

Jungkook

Im

in a tight spot

is in the café

I don’t think he saw me

but now im hiding in the kitchen

JinJin

The staff let you hide in the kitchen?

Jungkook

The staff don’t even know im in the kitchen

im a stealthy ninja in high stress situations

BabySun™

WE’RE ON OUR WAY

Jungkook

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don’t come

It’ll just cause trouble for the staff

He’ll have to leave at some point

thirsTae

And what if he comes here?

Jungkook

im not saying to drag him inside and kick his

but that’s exactly what im saying☺

OH THE CABINETS BEING OPENED

BabySun™

JUNGKOOK😂

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Jungkook

Alright im back

and am hiding out in my park hiding spot

did not see the staff shoo me out the backdoor

But now I need someone to come get me

cus I don’t wanna take my chances by walking home😅

BabySun™

😳

Has anyone ever seen Yoongi move that fast?

 

miniHyung

😳Nope

It’s a new record

that was faster than when we went to check on Kookie

and that was F A S T

Jungkook

OH MY GOD YOONGI WAS SPEEDING

HE ALMOST RAN SOMEONE OVER😂

miniHyung

HOW IS THAT FUNNY

Jungkook

THE GUY THINKS HE’S DEAD NOW😂

He’s walking around like a ghost

and acting like he’s invisible

I think…

no im pretty sure he’s on drugs

cus now he’s talking to birds

JinJin

😂

Are you on your way back now?

Jungkook

We’re outside

and now im sick from how fast he was driving🤢

❤MomD❤

Koo this is gonna sound crazy

Jungkook

Not as crazy as my ex

what is it😂

❤MomD❤

👉👈You should come stay with me

until you find a better place

 

thirsTae

Please do jj

We would worry less😓

 

miniHyung

that’s the best idea I’ve heard today🤗

Jungkook

After what happened today

I think I’ll take you up on that🤦‍♂️️❤

thirsTae

im already packing your stuff up

and I have but one question

WHEN DID YOU STEAL ALL THESE HOODIES FROM ME

Jungkook

The true question is

how many hoodies have you forgotten at my place and never taken them back?

thirsTae

touché