Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

StressDealer

JUNGLEBOOK

I NEED UR STALKING KIDS

Jungkook

I do not 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜

I r e s e a r c h

there is a difference😌

StressDealer

WHATEVER

 

SunlightDealer

Turn your ing caps off you freak

And speaking of freaks

Why are you freaks typing in the gc?!?!?!?!?!?!?

AT TWELVE IN THE ING MORNING

Go to a private chat you INCONSIDERATE s

Jungkook

Dun wanna

StressDealer

Dun wanna

 

SunlightDealer

Both of you really are freaks

Who are you trying to find Tae

 

StressDealer

THIS HOT AS DUDE I MET AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE

Jungkook

Hollup im changing contact names

SunlightDealer

Mine better be cute af

Jungkook

Yeah yeah

thirsTae

you done?

Jungkook

Yep

Now continue peasant

BabySun™

😂peasant?

What are you the king of?

Beating your meat?😂😂😂

Jungkook

🖕😊🖕

You can shove these fingers up your

BabySun™

Last time you said that

We ended up in a closet for an hour🤨

 

thirsTae

I remember that

Cuz it was my closet

AND I HAD TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS

Jungkook

NOT ONLY DID I APOLOGIZE

I also lent you my mouth

IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU TAE

thirsTae

no

Jungkook

🥺

thirsTae

🙄

Love you koo❤

Jungkook

Love you too tae hyung 😊

BabySun™

ALRIGHT

Enough of the soft gay

Let’s get back to thirsty tae

 

thirsTae

OH RIGHT

I believe his name is Namjoon

He’s like my height and FINE AS

HE LOOKED LIKE A GODDAMN MODEL

 

BabySun™

At night?

 

thirsTae

ay question him

not me

 

BabySun™

🙄

Jungkook

Is that all you know?

That’s not much to go on

thirsTae

if I go into anymore detail

both of you are gonna have to stay up all night with me😏

 

BabySun™

I’m good

Juancock get to work

Jungkook

Fine fine

~~

Jungkook

IS THIS HIM?😍

thirsTae

WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS

DATS DA BOY

GIMME THE IG

 

BabySun™

GODDAMN🥵

Jungkook

I don’t think I wanna give it to you😌

I feel like being selfish

Cuz GODDAMN

LOOK AT HIM

thirsTae

JEON ING JUNGKOOK

I WILL FIGHT YOU👊

IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME HIS IG

Jungkook

Fine, I’ll give it to you cuz I found something much more interesting😌

@PTModel_RM

BabySun™

What’d you find that was more interesting Koo

Jungkook

😈

His private IG

thirsTae

YOU TRAITOR

JUST GIVING THE WORK IG😡

Jungkook

Hahahahah

Now if you’ll excuse me

It’s time for me to get some sleep

Got work ya know😏

thirsTae

NO

YOU COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD

JEON JUNGKOOK

 

BabySun™

He’s gone Tae

And so am I

GOODNIGHT

 

thirsTae

NOT YOU TOO HOBI HYUNG

WHY IS EVERYBODY LEAVING ME😭