oblivious idiots feat Kim Seokjin

Shine Bright Like Bangtan

That time when Seokjin goes to the jungle

 

2.00 am

 

Jimin : hello

 

 

2.30 am

Jimin : fun fact, burps are puke's fart

 

 

Hoseok : eww,  wtf?  Jimin

Hoseok : why would u say that? 

 

 

Jimin : i said hello n nobody say hello back

Jimin : 🙁

 

 

Namjoon : its 2 am jiminie

Namjoon : people are sleeping 

 

 

Jimin : but both r you not

Jimin : what did u guys do btw? 

 

 

Namjoon : im at my studio..  U know,  same old

 

 

Hoseok : binge watching games of thrones

 

 

Jimin : its 2 am hobi hyung...  Go to sleep

Jimin : n u namjoon hyung, what r you doing there? Our break start yesterday right? U said you're going back to your parents house

 

 

Hoseok : I'll sleep in a bit

 

 

 

Namjoon : I am, tomorrow morning 

Namjoon : but thats not the main point rn, you.. Why r u still awake at this hour? 

 

 

Hoseok : yeah, u usually sleep early no? 

 

 

Jimin : um well,  i couldn't sleep

 

 

Namjoon : thats much was pretty obvious 

Namjoon : why tho? 

 

 

Hoseok : yeah, u miss tae?  

 

 

Jimin : not that... 

 

 

Namjoon : so, wanna talk abt it?  

 

 

Hoseok : I've paused the show. I'm all ears Jiminie

 

 

Jimin : thank you hyungs.. 

Jimin : I'm worried 

 

 

Namjoon : about?  

 

 

Taehyung : Jimin? 

Taehyung : want me to call you? 

 

 

Jimin : hey tae.. Sorry i woke u up

 

 

Taehyung : nah, I'm thirsty n then I read your fun fact n it's kinda me up n now im wide awake

Taehyung : n worried abt you

Taehyung : so wanna talk abt it? 

 

 

Jimin : sorry babe

 

 

Taehyung : don't mention it babe

 

 

Namjoon : i hate to come in between your soulmate agenda but cn u tell us what's bothering you jimin

 

 

Jimin : sorry hyungs

 

 

Yoongi : and stop saying sorry 

Yoongi : what r you sorry for? There r things bothering you obv,  so its only natural you that u talk to us abt it

 

 

Jimin : hey yoongi hyung

 

 

Yoongi : hey brat.. Now talk, or else.. I'll slap your neck for waking me up

 

 

Namjoon : u didnt mean that right yoongi hyung? 

 

 

Yoongi : 🙄

 

 

Hoseok : of course he didn't namjoon.. U know him.  Bad boy on the outside,  soft in the inside

 

 

Yoongi : say that again, n u r saying goodbye fo your figurines

 

 

Hoseok : 🤐

 

 

Namjoon : 😑

Namjoon : nvmind them..jimin, please,  proceeds

 

 

Jimin : 😕

Jimin : I'm worried about Jin hyung

Jimin : i kept thinking about him n how he's going to spend a week at that island without a proper shelter, a guaranteed 3 meals a day n all.. 

Jimin : i couldnt sleep thinking that he probably spending his night sleeping on the hard ground with only sweaters on n perhaps without eating dinner first

Jimin : god, i knew i should've begged bang pd to let me go with him

 

 

Namjoon : oh... 

 

 

Hoseok : okay now that you mentioned it, i feel kinda bad snuggling with my comforter...

 

 

Taehyung : damn

Taehyung : I've watched that show before.. N i kinda understand what u feel jimin

 

 

Jungkook : honestly, they shouldve send me or send me with him 

Jungkook : at least, i could take care of him

 

 

Jimin : right? 

Jimin : Jin hyung is so fragile.. I hope he didnt catch weird disease or something 

 

 

Taehyung : omg! That wouldn't happen right? 

Taehyung : gosh i wish i could call him rn

 

 

Yoongi : woahh. Hold it right there Jimin

Yoongi : i know u r worried abt him. I mean,  we all do but Jin hyung is not fragile 

Yoongi : tbh, he's probably stronger than you n me combined n he'll definitely be fine there

 

 

Jimin : hyung, i didnt mean to belittle him 

Jimin : but he grew up sheltered.. N i love him so much i don't want him to get hurt

 

 

Yoongi : yeah i know.  But he could handle that.  He's been working hard with us ever since our trainees days

Yoongi : u get what I mean by that right?

 

 

Namjoon : yeah jimin..  I agree with yoongi hyung

Namjoon : there's nothing that our jin hyung couldnt handle

 

 

Hoseok : he's good with taking care of others.. So i think everyone would love him

 

 

Jimin : 😕

 

 

Yoongi : still worried kid? 

 

 

Jimin : you hv your point

Jimin : but I'm worried if he's eating well there

 

 

Taehyung : i've snuck in some snacks in his bag before he go 

 

 

Jungkook : I thought the show wont allow outside foods? 

 

 

Taehyung : yeah.. Lets just hope they didnt find out

 

 

Jimin : 😟

 

 

Namjoon : listen kids, I've asked the producer to let Jin hyung eat something,  at least ramyeon if they didn't find food to eat that day

Namjoon : so dont worry alright.  Im sure that they'll take care of him

 

 

Yoongi : yeah...n i kinda told one of the staff that jin hyung had gastric so he have to eat no matter what

Yoongi : n I've make sure that he packed extra heating pad to use when he's cold

 

 

Hoseok : but Jin hyung don't have gastric

 

 

Yoongi : I lied

 

 

Jungkook : 😯

Jungkook : u can do that?

 

 

Yokngi : I am Min Yoongi, of course I can do whatever the Frick frack I want

 

 

Namjoon : I didn't encourage that behaviour but if that's would make sure our Jin hyung won't starve, I guess it's okay

Namjoon : but Jungkook, if it's not for a good cause, don't lie

 

 

Yoongi : it's a white lies

Yoongi : btw Jimin, don't worry too much abt it alright?

 

 

Jimin : yeah

Jimin : thank you hyungs n tae

Jimin : glad to hear that

 

 

Jungkook : um i told him to be safe n enjoy himself 

Jungkook : i helped too right? 

 

 

Namjoon : of course you did kookie

 

 

Jimin : yeah,  thank you.  Knowing that makes me feels better

 

 

Taehyung : but I still miss him tho

 

 

Hoseok : me too 😩

Hoseok : he entrusted RJ with me, n now even the doll look so lonely without it's owner

 

 

Jungkook : I kinda miss his dad jokes

Jungkook : do you think they'll like his super lame jokes?

 

 

Yoongi : I guess

Yoongi : but one thing I know, Jin hyung is charming... I bet they're already all over him rn

 

 

Hoseok : wow hyung, I might've started to believe that you really did have a crush on him

 

 

Yoongi : so what about it?

 

 

Jimin : that's means, u r namjoon hyung's rival

 

 

Namjoon : not this againn...

 

 

Jimin : 😂 just kidding hyung

 

 

Yoongi : btw, in my defence...if I really have a crush on him, why would I be guilty of it? 

Yoongi : I mean, he's Kim Seokjin

Yoongi : dont y'all dare telling me you don't hv even a slightest crush for him

 

 

Taehyung : u got me ha ha 😅

 

 

Hoseok : um well, I guess u hv a point there

Hoseok : I mean, his shoulder, damnnn

 

 

Jungkook : he's my brother for life but yeah, sometimes he's just... U know

 

 

Jimin : your argument is valid yoongi hyung

Jimin : how about u namjoon hyung?

 

 

Yoongi : be honest, Im not in the mood to read bulls

 

 

Namjoon : fine, geez...

 

 

Taehyung : finally a freaking confession?

 

 

Jungkook : I'm so going to screenshot this

 

 

Jimin : I'll tattoo this on my forehead if I have to

 

 

Namjoon : 🙄🙄

Namjoon : calm your s. I'm not going to confess anything

 

 

Hoseok : 😂😂

Hoseok : s you say

 

 

Yoongi : I told u I don't want to read bulls Kim namjoon 

 

 

Namjoon : I'm not going to write some bulls either hyung

Namjoon : just...okay, I do adore Jin hyung but not in the way you crazies imagine. I adore the way he always gives his best in whatever he does

Namjoon : n they way he acted like a kid in front of a camera just so the rest of us can feel comfortable, n then..when he's off camera, he's the most matured, brilliant person I know

Namjoon : I love how he always take care of others, his kind heart even if some of them doesn't deserve it. I love how he always supports us even when he's struggling himself

 

 

Jimin : oh wow

Jimin : that's do seems like a confession

 

 

Yoongi : I understand Namjoon ah. 

Yoongi : now that I've read all these, I feels like I need to tell u that my admiration towards Jin hyung is fully platonic

Yoongi : I would never step on your toes

 

 

Jungkook : I'm about to cry homies

Jungkook : just wait until Jin hyung read this

 

 

Namjoon : 🙄🙄🙄

Namjoon : oh please, my admiration towards him is hundred percent platonic too

Namjoon : I mean, he's amazing

Namjoon : please stop spreading rumors

 

 

Hoseok : your ten page confession didn't look like that Namjoon 

Hoseok : but oh well, at least we know now 😏

 

 

Namjoon : u guys want me to say it

Namjoon : ugh whatever. RM out. Bye

 

 

Hoseok : ugh, cute kid

 

 

Yoongi : it's great to be young and in love

 

 

Hoseok : hyung, u just 26

 

 

Yoongi : yeah but I'm too old n cranky to be in love n be loved

 

 

Hoseok : someone would

Hoseok : if u just look around you

 

 

Yoongi : 🤔

 

 

Jimin : what is this?

 

 

Taehyung : I smell new scandal

 

 

Jungkook : 👁️👄👁️

 

 

Hoseok : okay kids, now that we r sure Jin hyung is okay, I guess I can continue watching my show

Hoseok : jimin, don't sleep too late. U two Kookie, Tae. Good night bye

 

 

Taehyung : 😏

Taehyung : jimin sshi

 

 

Jimin : yes Taehyung.. I know

 

 

Jungkook : 😂

Jungkook : btw now that I'm wide awake, hyungs, want to facetime? 

Jungkook : I miss you guys

 

 

Jimin : sure

 

 

Taehyung : I'm in

 

 

 

Jungkook : Suga hyung?

 

 

Yoongi : no thanks, I want to sleep

Yoongi : btw, u guys r okay right?

 

 

Jimin : yeah

 

 

Taehyung : I believe that Jin hyung would be fine 

Taehyung : so yes.. im not worried anymore

 

 

Jungkook : me too 

 

 

 

Yoongi : alright then

Yoongi : good night kids. Don't sleeps too late

Yoongi : and please hv faith in Jin hyung. He's the best, n he'll be fine no matter what.

 

 

Jimin : yes hyung. I understand

Jimin : good night 

 

 

Yoongi : 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

VMINKOOK

 

Jimin : fellas ~

Jimin : do you see what I see?

 

 

Jungkook : of course

Jungkook : I kinda know it all along

 

 

Taehyung : 😔

Taehyung : another oblivious idiots

 

 

Jimin : 😂😂

Jimin : it's fun

Jimin : more person to tease

 

 

 

Jungkook : 😏

Jungkook : btw, you guys still want to facetime?

Jungkook : since now we have more tea to be spilled 💅

 

 

 

Taehyung : 😂😂

Taehyung : of course Kookie

Taehyung : just give me a minute. I looked like hell rn

 

 

Jungkook : u always look good hyung

 

 

Taehyung : 😂

Taehyung : I know that haha

 

 

Jimin : sigh...

Jimin : u guys makes me feels lonely

 

 

Taehyung : what? Why? Give me 5 second

 

 

Jimin : u don't understand Tae 😂

 

 

Taehyung : huh?

 

 

Jungkook : is this your soulmates things? Cause I don't get it either

 

 

Jimin : lol, nevermind.

Jimin : let's just facetime okay? I miss you guys so much

 

 

Jungkook : alright

 

 

Taehyung : u r weird my platonic love but okay

 

 

Jimin : 😂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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kulitlang08 #1
this is really cute and funny
teddyxox #2
Chapter 29: I am dead u are too good. Man U have talent. U made feel so many feels. I felt exactly like the other members through this I was like this hurts my heart but I also didn’t want it to finish ??. I don’t know I really want vkook to happen. This got me too excited. Can’t wait for new updates, I don’t want the story to end . Good luck ?
carmelneko
#3
Chapter 29: This chapter was hilarious xD
Skyful_Poof
#4
Chapter 28: Uh-oh! I really hope they don't mess around with the screenshots!
But damn, Namjoon and Hoseok being whipped for Seokjin and Yoongi is hella cute!
Skyful_Poof
#5
Chapter 23: Oh my God, I swear I'm gonna cry!!! Yoongi is actually so strong, and Tae's right about him!
Then again, hopefully, when Yoongi finally moves on, he can reciprocate his feelings for Hobi.
As for Tae... Aish... Poor him... It's a freakin' love triangle! Tae likes Chim, Chim likes Kook, Kook likes Tae...
You know what really touched me though? The fact that even though Yoongi had feelings for Jin, he still texts him for serious matters...
Skyful_Poof
#6
Chapter 20: Chapter 20: OMFG I CAN'T WITH THIS
WTF?
IM SCREAMING
THINGS ARE SO MESSED UP OMG THIS WHOLE LOVE-TRIANGLE SITUATION IS KILLING ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*dies*
That 'to be continued' better be soon or I might just faint and never wake up T.T

ps: did you, by chance, combine some chapters? weren't there like 20 chapters before? XD
Skyful_Poof
#7
Chapter 17: oof
poor hobiiiiii

btw, i hope to see a BBHC pt 3 soon because i really want to see what's gonna happen >.<
teddyxox #8
Chapter 16: When kooks finally said he loved tae I was soo happy doing a little happy dance. But then jimin made my heart hurt. Then a LOVE TRIANGLE. This is too good. Got the popcorn ready. I am ready for the drama. Can’t wait for the next update:)
Skyful_Poof
#9
Chapter 16: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?
At first, I thought Jimin was upset because every member would soon have a lover except him, but now, it's a straight up love triangle! This is so messed up, I wish I could join Hobi and Joonie and go drinking (but I'm underage sooooo) right now!
I really hope things are cleared up soon. Considering the tags, I guess Taehyung and Jungkook end up together, but I hope none of them get hurt or affected badly because that would be a lifetime scar... Hopefully, this story has a happy ending with all three couples being happy, and perhaps, Jiminie finds someone too?
Skyful_Poof
#10
Chapter 15: Oh wow, this is super funny! I love it!
But then again, the previous chapter (BBHC) had me a bit worried. What was Namjoon thinking about? Does he think that Jimin and Jungkook are together or something? I sure hope Jungkook's with Taehyung since the tag is taekook and im a huge taekooker XD
Anyways, I can't wait to read more!
PS: I've seen some other comments with the chapter name being 'Lonely Seokjin' and I don't see that chapter. Is it in draft or has the chapter been renamed? :/