Taekook

Jungkook : taehyung ah

Jungkook : what r you doing still awake? It's 4.35 am

Taehyung : first of all, it's hyung for u, u brat

Taehyung : second of all, what are YOU doing still awake at 4.35 am?  

Jungkook : 😂

Jungkook : hyung, I was just get carried away playing game that I didn't realize the time 

Jungkook : and... I check the messenger, saw u still online 

Jungkook : a quick chat won't hurt, right? 

Taehyung : I guess

Jungkook : Um that's doesn't sound very convincing

Jungkook : I'm not bothering you or anything, right? 

Taehyung : no

Taehyung : I was just distracted 

Jungkook : with? 

Taehyung : with Kevin's video 

Jungkook : okay but who's Kevin?  I don't recall you befriended a Kevin 

Jungkook : should I be worried? Should I ask Jiminie hyung? 

Taehyung : calm down Jeongguk

Taehyung : I'm not a child... I'm your hyung FFS😒

Taehyung : and Kevin is the owner of the channel on YouTube that I'm currently watching 

Jungkook : oh.. Sorry haha

Jungkook : force of habit 

Taehyung : never mind 

Jungkook : um so... Hyung, 

Jungkook : what video you're watching? 

Taehyung : mushroom growth time lapse

Jungkook : um.. Interesting? 

Taehyung : shut up Gguk

Taehyung : u don't understand the depth in each of every single of this

Jungkook : I'm sorry, but what was so fun about watching mushroom grow tho? 😅

Taehyung : well for starters, it makes me feels amazed and disgusted at the same time

Taehyung : like there's this one video of oyster mushroom growing in a tank. While it's amaze me on how lives seems to flow in them, it also disgust me because before it bloomed, it kinda looks like bunch of sprouting out from soil completely out of nowhere 

Jungkook : eww that's gross hyung 😂 

Taehyung : Ikr? And there's this big one grow right in front of the camera and it seems like its trying to have one on one stare down competition with me. 

Jungkook : okay, then who's win? 

Taehyung : of course it's the mushroom 

Taehyung : it's stares was intimidating

Jungkook : but mushroom don't have eyes, hyung lmao

Taehyung : whatever. It scares me, okay. I don't know if I can eat oyster mushroom again after this. 

Taehyung : and there's this one video where he kinda put a bag of soil near his window and let the mushroom grows and died... It makes me mad. Because it seems like the mushroom was making so much effort to grow in the limited surface and hole of the bag, only to die... Not, at least, being made into a mushroom soup, stew or something... It lived and died without meaning.. 

Jungkook : well, maybe because this Kevin guy just want to show you the circle of life of a mushroom 

Taehyung : yeah but it kinda make me sad

Jungkook : 🙁

Taehyung : yeah but I've moved on from that part

Taehyung : anyway, you should go to sleep Jeonggukie. It's already 5 am. 

Jungkook : why?  I'm not sleepy yet

Jungkook : am I disturbing you, hyungie? 

Taehyung : omg no... It just that, I thought you'll be bored reading all these ranting abt mushroom 

Taehyung : you know, maybe I should join mushroom club or talk abt this with someone whose like a mushroom enthusiasm or something 

Jungkook : what? No. I mean it's interesting that you can see the depths in mushroom video and it's fun hearing u talk about it

Jungkook : I might become a mushroom enthusiasm myself

Taehyung : OMG really? 

Jungkook : yeah... Like, anything if it's for you 

Jungkook : plus, if u join a club, you'll be hanging more with your mushroom friends and less time for me

Jungkook : *us

Jungkook : sorry. Typo

Taehyung : 😂 😂 you're funny Gguk. 

Jungkook : um yeah... Haha

Taehyung : anyway, do u think Jiminie will like to hear it too? Will he become a mushroom enthusiasm like me, and you? 

Jungkook : um IDK hyung

Jungkook : maybe you can tell him abt it later

Jungkook : but right now, you can talk to me... Just me. I love it when you explain things genuinely like this...

Taehyung : that's so sweet of you Jeonggukie 

Taehyung : But I don't really feel like talking abt mushroom anymore.  

Jungkook : why?? I thought we're going to be mushroom enthusiasm 

Jungkook : I'm ready to be one for you though 

Taehyung : yeah..but I've watched too many already and those videos make me feels so many feelings at the same time 

Taehyung : I was mad, disgusted, sad and amazed.  They drained me out 😂 

Jungkook : never expected that there will be a day where watching mushroom could emotionally drained you haha

Taehyung : you have no idea

Jungkook : maybe we can watch it together next time 

Jungkook : like that, you don't have to go through all that by yourself 

Taehyung : it's just a mushroom video but I appreciate that 

Taehyung : you can't bail on me though or I'll pinch you 😠

Jungkook : no offense but I feels like I've been threatened by a cupcake 

Taehyung : a cupcake that can pinch you

Jungkook : haha, cute

Taehyung : anyway, aren't you sleepy yet? 

Jungkook : no. 

Jungkook : what about you? 

Taehyung : same

Taehyung : I'm hungry... Might grab some snack before I go to sleep 

Jungkook : hyung,  it's 5.45 am 😂

Taehyung : urghhh

Taehyung : I know they'll nag at me if I gain weight but I'm hungry... Besides, a few pounds will just make me look cuter so whatever 

Jungkook : actually, you're right 

Jungkook : you r adorable 

Taehyung : r u sick Jeonggukie? 

Jungkook : Lol, I am very much healthy, thank you for your concern

Jungkook : whats with the question though? 

Taehyung : it's just feel weird because u keep on completing me haha

Jungkook : I've always compliment you tho

Taehyung : really? 

Jungkook : yeah, reeeeaaally

Jungkook : maybe you didn't hear it 😅

Jungkook : do u feel uncomfortable? I can stop if you want me to although, I really mean it when I compliment you 🥺

Taehyung : not that I'm uncomfortable...its just

Jungkook : just? 

Taehyung : nevermind...

Jungkook : hyung... 

Jungkook : u r saying? 

Taehyung : I forgot already haha

Taehyung : let's just forget about it. 

Jungkook : okay

Taehyung : yeah haha

Taehyung : man, look at the time 

Jungkook : yeah. It's already 6 am

Jungkook : your snack could pass as breakfast hyungie 

Taehyung : that's mean I can have bibimbap since its breakfast 😁

Jungkook : aww 

Taehyung : lol. Stop treating me like a baby Jungkook

Taehyung : I'm your hyung, remember that you brat 

Jungkook : sorry, can't help it

Jungkook : u r just so adorable 😆

Taehyung : well I can be manly if I wanted to

Taehyung : me with black hair, totally end you all muahaha 

Jungkook : 😂 what's up with the evil laugh haha

Jungkook : yeah you have your point. I mean, you look pretty when you didn't think of anything 

Jungkook : but when you smile though 

Jungkook : that's... Just a different story haha

Taehyung : stop it Jeonggukie 

Taehyung : at this rate I might think that u wanted something from me 😂

Jungkook : hyungie~ I mean it🥺

Jungkook : you're handsome and adorable 

Taehyung : fine haha

Taehyung : you might not believe this, but you're adorable too you know, and handsome too

Jungkook : 😳

Jungkook : thank you, ig 

Taehyung : yeah... Yoongi hyung might not look like it, but he's really smitten with you

Taehyung : no,  I think at this point, everyone are smitten with you 

Jungkook : how about you?  

Taehyung : you're a brat

Jungkook : aww 😔

Taehyung : but a cute brat. I love it when you smile 

Jungkook : 🥰🥰 thank you 

Taehyung : see.. Cute brat

Taehyung : Jiminie said sometime he felt like he's your dad or something 

Jungkook : but the only daddy I know was Namjoon hyung 

Taehyung : Ikr 🥴

Jungkook : bhawahahah!!

Taehyung : yeah but no really, and since Jiminie and I are older than you, sometimes we feels like we're your parents or something 

Jungkook : yeah right 

Jungkook : u guys seems more like baby than me

Jungkook : FYI, baby don't have muscle

Taehyung : r u d e

Taehyung : Jiminie has abs too, a solid one at that

Jungkook : okay so maybe that's mean, youre the only baby here hahaha

Taehyung : 😒 

Jungkook : but if It means being YOUR baby,  I don't mind 

Jungkook : 😏😉

Taehyung : OMG stop!  Haha

Taehyung : why r you being sooooo weird tonight 

Jungkook : haha I'm not weird 

Jungkook : I'm always like this hyung 

Jungkook : just waiting for someone to catch up

Taehyung : Catch up on what now 😂? 

Jungkook : oh hyung 

Jungkook : I can't even be mad haha

Jungkook : you're so adorable!!!

Taehyung : I know,  you've been repeating that for like hundreds times already 

Jungkook : and I will repeat it hundred times more~

Taehyung : you're a sap

Jungkook : only for you~

Taehyung : such a flirt 

Jungkook : you notice?? 

Taehyung : notice what? 

Jungkook : that, I'm flirting...with you

Taehyung : yeah

Jungkook : o h...

Taehyung : we all flirt with each other like every minutes 

Taehyung : I understand.. Not our fault that our friends were such are bunch of hotties 

Jungkook : sigh 

Taehyung : but namjoon hyung though 

Taehyung : he's extra y these days.. Like what is his business looking like a full course meal 24/7

Taehyung : damn 

Jungkook : yeah... He's handsome 

Taehyung : yeah and Hoseok hyung, damn, I've always know that he'll look good with an undercut but damn I did not know he will look THAT good

Jungkook : haha

Taehyung : are you sleepy? 

Jungkook : um no.. Wdy ask? 

Taehyung : because u usually did not pass the chance thirsting over our hyung nim

Jungkook : well, now that you've point it out, maybe yes

Jungkook : I'm a little sleepy

Taehyung : okay Gguk. You should go to sleep

Taehyung : Jiminie going to nag at me later if I didn't pick up his call on time but God knows how long I'll sleep 

Jungkook : yeah haha

Jungkook : anyway, good night Tae

Jungkook : have a sweet dream

Taehyung : It's hyung for you 😑

Taehyung : and good night to you too, even though it's morning now. 

Jungkook : 😊

Jungkook : dream abt me, alright? 

Taehyung : eh, but you told me to have a sweet dream

Jungkook : am I not sweet enough for you? 

Taehyung : no but I would rather dream abt Namjoon hyung, or Jiminie 

Jungkook : ouch that's hurt

Taehyung : 🤣🤣🤣

Taehyung : just kidding.  Yeah yeah... I'll try to have a dream abt you and to be fair, dream abt me too 😘

Jungkook : God, hyungie... You are so.... Don't just send kissy face like that to me 

Taehyung : why? You're embarrassed? Haha our baby boy don't want his good night kiss? Hahaha

Jungkook : hyung, you're so.... 

Taehyung : adorable? Cute? Lovely? Pretty? 

Jungkook : annoying 

Taehyung : and you still love me sweetheart 😘

Jungkook : if only you know...

Taehyung : 😘😘😘😘😘

Jungkook : alright, I'm heading out 

Jungkook : goodnight hyung. Sleep tight. 

Jungkook : talk to you later... 👋 👋 

Taehyung : aww you're no fun 

Taehyung : good night Jeonggukie 

JinKook

6.30 am

Jungkook : *screen shot attached 

Jungkook : Jin hyung, tell me... How can someone be so amazingly brilliant and dense at the same time? 

Jungkook : seriously, just my life...

11.30 am

Seokjin : I pity you my boy 

Seokjin : wait, why are you guys thirsting over namjoon so early in the morning though? Wow. The thirst is real 

Seokjin : any who, I respect your effort Jungkook but do better next time