Its seokjinnie's and Taehyung's birthday month!!!

NamSeok

Hoseok : help

Namjoon : what happen?

Hoseok : i want to pinch his cheeks 

Hoseok : i want to bop his button nose

Hoseok : i want to cuddle his smol body

Namjoon : o..kay

Hoseok : stop namjoon

Hoseok : its not the time to be awkward 

Hoseok : have you seen him lately 

Namjoon : yeah

Namjoon : he's like glowing. I'm glad

Namjoon : happiness suit him well

Hoseok : and while he's glowing like a freaking army bomb

Hoseok : i feel like I'm barely holding on

Hoseok : he's so ing pretty Joon😩 i feel pathetic 

Namjoon : take a deep breath

Hoseok : how did u get through it, anyway? 

Namjoon : get through what? 

Namjoon : breathing?

Hoseok : stop acting oblivious Namjoon. It doesn't suit you! 

Namjoon : I'm not tho?

Hoseok : oh sweet lord! 

Hoseok : come on Joon, you have SEEN the man Kim Seokjin had become these days.  Have  u not?! 

Hoseok : i just want to know how u did not lose it

Taehyung : yeah that forehead should be illegal

Jimin : that whole new look should be illegal

Namjoon : well i know that but... 

Namjoon : wait what?  How did u two get here? 

Hoseok :

Hoseok : wait,  don't  tell me this is our main gc! 

Hoseok : im dead 

Jimin : relax

Jimin : its still your side hoe gc

Jimin : tae n i invited ourselves in when u left your phone at the bathroom, Namjoon hyung

Namjoon : self note :

Namjoon : never left your phone around these two smarty- goblins anymore 

Hoseok : !  U guys scared me!

Taehyung : u didn't left it around us hyung

Taehyung : u left it in the bathroom and it happen to be unlock when Jiminie found it

Jimin : i just invited myself and tae,  because I'm thirsty and i want some tea to quench it

Jimin : and sorry for scaring you my lovely hobi hyung

Hoseok : no kidding

Hoseok : i would rather change my name and move out to antartica than having Yoongi hyung know abt my embarrassing crush on him 😑

Taehyung : drama queer

Namjoon : don't do it again Jimin, Tae

Namjoon : its not nice

Jimin : got it hyung 😁

Taehyung : ne hyung nim 😄

Hoseok : not trustworthy at all but lets move on

Hoseok : how did u get through it Namjoon? 

Namjoon : we still gonna talk abt this? 

Namjoon : i mean these two goblins is still here

Namjoon : shouldn't i kick them out or something? 

Taehyung : rude

Jimin : its not like we dont know abt your not so subtle crush on Jin hyung anyway

Hoseok : yeah

Hoseok : just spill it out alrdy Namjoon

Hoseok : i need to know how you r still so calm instead of flailing like a dying whale...or like me

Namjoon : 🙄

Namjoon : i did not because I did not see Jin hyung any different 

Jimin : look at our leader nim.  Acting all cool and

Jimin : come on hyung,  remember what happened at Japan? 

Taehyung : remember how u almost got an amnesia just because Jin hyung lift his eyebrows at you?

Jimin : u can't fool us hyung

Hoseok : really dude. Share your secret with me

Hoseok : Since that off-shoulder outfit,  i need to learn how to at least breath normally whenever im around him

Jimin : or try 

Namjoon : ugh fine

Namjoon : jin hyung is pretty

Taehyung : just pretty eyy? 

Taehyung : 😏

Namjoon : i hate how u guys always turn this around at me

Jimin : eheheh

Hoseok : namjoonahhhhhhhh

Namjoon : fine urgh

Namjoon : he's so freaking handsome that i almost lost it the moment i saw him the first time after he done with his make up and hair

Taehyung : guess so

Namjoon : but i dont want to look like a creep

Namjoon : i just told him that he's pretty n get over with it

Namjoon : that's all

Namjoon : i did not prolong the pain

Hoseok : so it is painful 

Namjoon : what no

Namjoon : i thought we're talking abt you n Yoongi hyung

Jimin : oh wow

Jimin : u both r more whipped than cream

Taehyung : like WHIPPED WHIPPED

namjoon : shut up

Hoseok : but yoongi hyung is so damn adorable 

Hoseok : 😩😩😩

Hoseok : i think I'm in love with him,  like for real now

Jimin : we all got the memo, hyung

Taehyung : U were laughing and staring at him like he's your whole life 

Jimin : babe that's so sappy

Jimin : but yeah.. They're whipped

Namjoon : im not whipped u nasty goblins

Jimin : says the man who bite more into his bread just so that Jin hyung could eat the tasty part

Namjoon : I'll do the same with literally any of u. So shut it

Taehyung : says the man who dyed his hair pink that one time just because Jin hyung blurted out how much he liked pink

Namjoon : damn it

Namjoon : stop exposing me guys

Hoseok : HELP ME GUYSSs

Jimin : what do u want us to say hyung? 

Hoseok : tell me its gets better i dont know what o do with my feelings anymore

Taehyung : well, we would love to but it'll not get any better 

Taehyung : it'll get WORSE

Jimin : see Namjoon hyung as example

Jimin : the perfect example of whipped culture

Namjoon : I AM NOT WHIPPED, goddd

Taehyung : say the man who literally stare at Jin hyung like he's one of the seven wonders of this world

Namjoon : well, he's kim seokjin

Namjoon : aren't we all whipped? 

Hoseok : well true but you're a special kind of whipped

Namjoon : off

Namjoon : u r the one who comes at me whinning abt how u want to bop his nose and cuddle him and

Jimin : bro u dont hv to snap like that

Hoseok : i did and im not ashamed to acknowledge it, Kim Namjoon

Namjoon : congratulations 

Namjoon : so what else do u want me to say

Hoseok : that u r so smitten for him,  that you're in LOVE LOVE with him

Namjoon : fine

Namjoon : he's hella fine nowadays and i almost couldn't take my eyes off of him. 

Taehyung : 👀

Jimin : 👀👀

Namjoon : what now?  

Jimin : nothing... Just.... 

Hoseok : oh gawd,  we r so whipped 

Hoseok : 😩

Jimin : 👀

Hoseok : 👀👀

Taehyung : 👀👀👀👀

Namjoon : seriously, what?!!

Hoseok : well i expected u to say things like,  'omo, samee hoseok ah'

Hoseok : and we'll both cry like a dying whale 

Namjoon : god save my soul.. 

Hoseok : so r u gonna say it or no? 

Namjoon : im going to sleep,  thats what im gonna do

Taehyung : awww

Jimin : such a party popper 

Namjoon : and you two, do i need to kick you out or you leave by yourself? 

Jimin : finee fineeee

Jimin : come on Tae

Taehyung : hv u gotten enuf sc? 

Jimin : ye

Hoseok : what sc? 

Namjoon : Jimin ah.  I swear if u do anything funny, I'll disown u

Jimin : i do not hv any idea what you're trying to say

Jimin : byee

jimin left

Hoseok : Now tae

Taehyung left

Hoseok : im offended

Namjoon : those goblins i swear