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Yoongi : guys.. help mee

Yoongi : does anyone knows what lil'meow meow is?

Jimin : Exhibit A

Yoongi : chim. wtf? I was asking questions, not my picture and what's with that gross filter?

Yoongi : nevermind, Jin Hyung.. do you know what lil meow meow is?? why there r so many pictures of me being associated by that freaky nickname?

Seokjin : Exhibit B

Yoongi : andd?? 

Yoongi : again with those cats ear?

Yoongi : wait, r you implying that I am a cat??

Seokjin : do u just know abt this Yoogichi?

Seokjin : I mean, they have been calling you that since forever

Yoongi : I know because a fan actually told me abt it

Yoongi : she's like, "oppa, u know what, we call u lil meow meow" and i was like so confused

Yoongi : like, wtf is lil meow meow

Seokjin : u didnt ask her more?

Yoongi : i want to, but she moved to another topic alrdy.. so i listen to her first

Jungkook : you r so nice Hyung

Yoongi : oh please.. tell me something I dont know

Yoongi : like this ing nickname for instance

Hoseok : you know what hyung, although u said your personality really clashed with Jin hyung

Hoseok : deep down, you're just as the same as he is

Seokjin : am I supposed to feel offended by that?

Hoseok : not really. i guess its a good thing

Yoongi : while i appreciate that comment Jung Hoseok, i am still confuse here

Yoongi : does that mean they're saying that I am a cat or what?

Jungkook : Im sorry but not really, yeah.. they did

Jungkook : and we also thought abt it too

Jungkook : you r a cat

Taehyung : and also a baby

Taehyung ; so if you combine those two, you'll get 'lil meow meow'. 

Yoongi : but why the they call me that? Lil meow meow? it sounded like a street name for

Yoongi : i am the fierce rapper who spits fire, AgustD, not some squishy muffy things you called ing lil meow meow

Jin : no offense but when you say you're fierce, the only image i saw in my head is only this :

Jin : Exhibit C

Yoongi : that's literally a kitten hyungg

Yoongi : and I'm a grown adult, what r you saying? 

Jimin : yeah.. a grown up adult that whines all the time

Yoongi : shut up!!

Hoseok : calm down there kitten. Look, if you dont believe Jin hyung. Let me bring another evidence to support Jin hyung's Exhibit C

Hoseok : Exhibit C.1

Jungkook : holly banana milk! that was so accurate!!

Jungkook : Bravo Hobi hyung

Taehyung : like staring into your own reflection huh Yoongle Bonggle hyung? 

Yoongi : eww hoseok, who the you're calling kitten? I could get u arrested for that

Yoongi : and Tae, what the is Yoongle Bonggle? my name is Yoongi 

Hoseok : awh hyung. I was just joking okay?

Hoseok : thank you btw, Gguk

Jimin : I saw what u did there Hobi hyung. U sly fox! kekeke

Yoongi : you Hobi n u jimin. I dont understand this. I was so fire in that picture, but the cat is cute

Yoongi : how can you say that?

Namjoon : hyung. Even the fiercest man could be cute, y'know

Namjoon : and u suprisingly has many cute side in you

Yoongi : oh off

Yoongi : i dont want to hear that

Taehyung : sigh

Taehyung : u still dont get it, do you

Taehyung : if the council agree, please let me bring out Exhibit D

Seokjin : please Tae, be our guest. 

Yoongi : you guys r nuts

Taehyung : shush hyung.. now

Taehyung : hold your beer, cause this might be the greatest discovery ever

Taehyung : Exhibit D

Yoongi : i didnt see any resemblance!! 

Jimin : that. was. mindblowing

Jimin : Tae! u r a genius!!

Taehyung : I know, I know 

Taehyung : with this discovery, I, at least deserve a Nobel prize right Chim?

Jimin : yes you do my sweet TaeTae <3

Jimin : you deserve the whole world inside you cute little paws

Taehyung : <3

Jimin : <3

Hoseok : this is out of the content of our topic today

Hoseok : but it always amaze me how you guys manage to take find every oppurtunity to flirt

Jimin : we dont find it, we create it. Periodt

Yoongi : Stop being so CrinGy All THe Timee!! FFS

Yoongi : im speechless

Yoongi : why do you compare me to a cat?

Jin : because, you r a cat Yoongichi!!

Yoongi : why though? I want to be a fierce rapper, not a cute cat

Hoseok : first of all, you r a fierce rapper.. but just like what Namjoon said, there's a side to you that is cute af too

Hoseok : and as for your questions, my point is that you dont like getting wet

Hoseok : and guess what, cat hate that too

Hoseok : mindblowing isn't it?

Jungkook : hobi hyung, you just upgrade my knowledge into another whole new level

Taehyung : I'll hv to save this information somewhere, so that the future generation can make use of it for educational purposes

Yoongi : I dont like getting wet because its too troublesome

Yoongi : Im being lazy, not a cat you dumb s

Yoongi: Namjoon, you hv the highest IQ here, please.. say something. 

Namjoon : I know the idea of human having the traits of a cat is impossible, heck even the thought of comparing a human to a cat is simply questionable

Yoongi : yes thats true

Yoongi : idk how they get the idea. so stupid right?

Namjoon : but, after seeing the evidence and supporting facts, we might need to reevaluate the statement

Namjoon : the universe is too big, and there's too many unknown possibilities out there

Yoongi : you Namjoon, you crack head

Jin : why r you so mad. Cat is cute, what is so wrong with that?

Yoongi : But im not a cat

Yoongi : and I definately not cute

Taehyung : yeah yeah

Taehyung : we hear you lil meow meow hyung

Yoongi : 

Jungkook :

Jungkook : very

Jimin : BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

Jimin : listen Yoongi hyung. U said u r not cute right? but we have so many memories of you being a cute little

Seokjin : yeah

Seokjin : this, remember this

Seokjin : I didn't even move because I was so scared that u might stop hugging me

Yoongi : i could hug u now if u ask. so i dont see your point

Seokjin : yeah right. 

Seokjin : anyway, this is one of my favourite picture ever. u r so cute like that.. all soft, smiling and

Namjoon : oh and and

Namjoon : look at you, our height difference and all. arent u the cutest thing ever?

Taehyung : this is my share to this discussion

Taehyung : u r being so cute this time, like wtf

Yoongi " shut up

Yoongi : I was forced to hug you that time, for the sake of the audience

Jungkook : u r lying

Jungkook : u freaking love when someone hug you or hold your hands, but you always too shy to ask for it

Jungkook : if that's not cute, I dont know what

Yoongi : i dont know what u r saying

Jungkook : hyung, I notice how u always unconsiously tries to hold my hand whenever it's within your reach

Yoongi : I never did that

Jungkook : yes you did! but i avoid it because it fun to see you get flustered after that

Yoongi : little

Jungkook : only for you <3

Yoongi : u guys r weird and gross

Yoongi : please, i hv a reputation to uphold. 

Hoseok : yeah, a reputation of being a total cutie Yoongle Bonggle

Yoongi : stop calling me that or you'll get it from me. I mean it

Hoseok : no offense, but rn, I literally feels like Im being threatened by a kitten

Jimin : u mean this

Hoseok : yeah that

Yoongi : you guys

Yoongi : Im done. Yoongi out. Bye

Jimin : kekekeke

Jimin : do u think that he's really mad

Seokjin : oh please. I could bet on my worldwide shoulder that he love it when we all fussing over him like this

Seokjin : not that I mind though

Hoseok : so he's really like a kitten huh

Taehyung : yeah he is

Namjoon : softest kitten ever

Yoongi : A kitten now? Not even a cat anymore?

Yoongi : u know what. I dont care anymore 

Yoongi : Bye

Seokjin : see, he doesnt deny it

Yoongi : shut up hyung.

Yoongi : I hate u

Seokjin : Oh yoongichi. I love u too <3