Jungkook : unpopular opinion but I think rappers are bunch of flops

Taehyung : unpopular opinion but you should shut the up

Jimin : t..taehyung?

Seokjin : the effect of hanging out with grumpy Oldman like Yoongi too often

Seokjin : exhibit A

Taehyung : I'm sorry 😣

Taehyung : I just, AgustD is the greatest rapper I ever know and he's certainly not a flop

Yoongi : as expected from my loyal subject

Taehyung : eww shut up. I'm talking abt AgustD not you

Yoongi : little

Taehyung : 😘

Yoongi : anyway, I'm intrigued

Yoongi : what's your point Jeongguk?

Hoseok : and I'm shocked.. I mean, you practically worship the ground our leader nim walked on, no? 

Hoseok : what's with the sudden revelation?

Seokjin : or more like, what's he's on tbh

Namjoon : he had his wisdom tooth removal surgery today

Namjoon : n he's a bit tipsy...so indulge him guys... Before I lose my mind over here 😓

Jimin : lol, lucky Im not the one in charge of taking care of him 

Hoseok : no wonder...

Taehyung : yeah his reason is acceptable but why he come out with a statement so provoking and controversial like that? I wanna know

Jungkook : first of all, because all they do was rap about money and ing es

Yoongi : i had to disagree because I never rap about ing es.. like ever. I'm not namjoon

Namjoon : said the man who brag about his so called tongue technology and his so called capabilities of sending one's to Hong Kong with his rap alone

Yoongi : at least I didn't rap about sliding one's

Namjoon : i was young and naive

Namjoon : why must u hurt me like this?

Seokjin : either way this is amusing so please, Gguk.. do continue with your argument

Taehyung : why shouldn't they brag in their rap since bragging was the ing point 

Taehyung : but yeah, we could always open up to new knowledge

Jimin : my bby is so mature. I'm proud 😙

Taehyung : thanks babe😚

Jungkook : Disgusting

Jungkook : anyway, bragging is one thing but why does they always had to rap about ing es when men like Kim Namjoon exist? 

Taehyung : well.. I uh 

Jungkook : see... 

Seokjin : interesting. Do continue my boy

Namjoon : don't do this tipsy Jeongguk.. Sober Jeongguk gonna regret this when he come out to his sense later

Jungkook : u see. It's pathetic when they only limit their raps and song about how many girls they took home, how big their booty were and how gorgeous their faces were

Namjoon : well, at least i tried

Jimin : oh no.  Bby say booty

Jungkook : im not a baby,  i know everything i need to know about booty.. So if i may continue, 

Jungkook : it is relevant, at some point but why do that when there's men like Kim Namjoon, the skinny thique legend, the y beast with brain, the one that owns those ing killer dimple,  exist in this economy? 

Yoongi : hmm I'm starting to see a speck of light in this dark, untouched subject 

Taehyung : well yeah but -

Jungkook : Exactly! 

Jungkook : and not to mention his ing thunder thighs

Jungkook : es have you seen his thighs?

Jungkook : he could choke me with those thighs and I would die thanking him

Hoseok : woah the thirst is real

Namjoon : JUNGKOOK!!! STOP!

Jimin : why stop when he can continue 😏

Taehyung : ok i admit that you have good solid points there Jeongguk

Seokjin : the only points I can see here is why Namjoon is the daddy in all the fanfic I come across with

Namjoon : HYUNG! for sake! There's minor here 

Jimin : yeah we're minor so that's mean we can call you daddy, right.. daddy 

Namjoon : that's sound so ed up Jimin. Stop before I call the police

Jimin : yeah I've noticed n im ashamed of my action

Namjoon : good now,  if you please.. 

Jimin : but if it's you, I don't mind getting arrested

Jimin : daddy😉

Namjoon : death is inevitable, but I couldn't accept it if it's like this

Namjoon : hobi, why didn't you say anything?

Hoseok : what do you want me to say? 

Hoseok : daddy 😏😏

Namjoon : oh me...

Yoongi : gladly, Daddy

Namjoon : Stopppppp!!!! You guys seriously.. ARGHH I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

Namjoon : I'm out, RM out. Bye

Hoseok : 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

Taehyung : okay, that was fun

Jungkook : yeah and Im just getting started

Jimin : uuu there's more?

Jungkook : yeah like , why do they rap about women when a whole ing visual Kim Seokjin, exist?

Seokjin : well.. i'm.. I mean, thanks, I guess? 

Seokjin : but this is a bit awkward Jeongguk hehe

Namjoon : now you know how I feel

Namjoon : I allow you to continue Jungkook

Jungkook : for starters, have you seen those shoulders? They r wider than the Pacific ocean and that lips, that face, my bro literally out there looking like a walking wet dream

Jimin : yeah probably to certain someone 

Namjoon : ignorance is a bliss

Seokjin : okay.. this is creepy coming from a literal child, u guys

Yoongi : that's too much Gguk, but Jin hyung's face is nice.. I think

Jungkook : yeah and living together with him for like 7 years without adoring that bombshell visual would be such a ing waste

Jimin : oh so that's why Namjoon had been staring at Him hyung like that all the time

Namjoon : JIMIN NO

Taehyung : omg like what?

Jimin : idk, like Jin hyung hold the entire galaxy in his hands and soft petals under his feet

Seokjin : 😳

Namjoon : that's not true.. Jin hyung, don't listen to them

Seokjin : oh...

Hoseok : namjoon!

Namjoon : no no.. i mean, at some point but 

Yoongi : 👁️👁️

Namjoon : but...

Taehyung : 👁️👁️

Jimin : 👁️👁️

Namjoon : butbyeahheshansome sooff!!

Seokjin : um.. thanks Joon.. ig

Jungkook : HAH!! ing finally!

Namjoon : lord give me strength...

Jungkook : and don't let me start on Min Yoongi

Yoongi : me? Well, I'm honoured

Jimin : Min Yoongi is cute. Wbk

Taehyung : yeah but I bet he's got nothing against AgustD

Yoongi : I am both offended and pleased at that statement Tae. therefore, u and thanks

Taehyung : 😘🖕

Jungkook : Min Yoongi wasn't just cute, he's a very, very, dangerous man. He might have the softest boppable nose ever, but within that lithe body, hides a very lethal rapping skills

Jungkook : when his neck vein popped out, its over for you es

Yoongi : feels like im watching nat geo documentary but thanks for the compliment Gguk

Jungkook : and more importantly, hv you seen his fingers? 

Jungkook : those mf fingers

Jimin : damn how can I buy that choker?

Taehyung : not to be that kind of person but AgustD can step on my throat and I'd thank him

Namjoon : not to be that kind of person but where's that holy water when you need it because this seriously needs to stop

Hoseok : not to be that person but Suga can love me, and care for me and be with me forever and I would do just whatever he wanted in return

Yoongi : not to be that person but that's low-key sounded like a a life time commitment but we gonna pretend we didn't see that and move plbecause we're not ready for that yet and bye

Taehyung : not to be that person but I'm low-key sad for my bros and if you feel the same way, press F to pay respect to the bro in question

Jimin : F

Namjoon : F

Jungkook : F

Jungkook : so... I want to talk more about this pressing subject but I was advised to stop by this little party pooper named Kim Namjoon

Hoseok : u was literally worshipping him just now

Jungkook : yeah but now he's being a smarty pants that can take no joke

Namjoon : where did it all goes wrong?

Jimin : wait, I need to know your other reason

Jungkook : my reason what?

Taehyung : of why rappers r flop? Like u definitely cant leave us hanging like this

Jungkook : um yeah.. but that's the reason I got

Jungkook : and I can think of

Seokjin : wait. How can u type so perfectly like this while being under the influence?

Jungkook : because I'm smart and not stupid?

Hoseok : tch, after saying all that, the sober you wouldn't think like that anymore

Jungkook : well, I guess sober me can just go himself

Namjoon : Jungkook!

Jungkook : ok fine urgh this weird guy had been staring at me for a while now. Hes creepy

Jimin : omg who?

Jungkook : dunno, he got killer dimple tho

Jungkook : wait a ing minute

Namjoon : yes Gguk. I saw u from here even if you sit at the farthest seat you could reach inside this suv

Jungkook : oh . Welp, that's my cue

Jungkook : I need to go guys. Nice talking to you

Seokjin : after spouting all that nonsense, he's being polite

Jungkook : oh but if I can add one more point to my point

Yoongi : not that I enjoyed seeing you embarrassing yourself but please, be our guest

Jungkook : why thank you Yoongi hyung

Jungkook : to draw a conclusion to this matter of why I think rappers are flops is because they choose to rap about women and women only while someone like Kim Taehyung exist

Hoseok : 👁️👄👁️

Yoongi : expected this coming

Taehyung : umm

Seokjin : I think this is your que Namjoonah

Jimin : no this is interesting let him be

Jimin : so Gguk, what abt Taehyung

Jungkook : well, first of all, how can they not talk about V when there's something in the way he laugh that remind me of my better self. When he have the kind of creative brain that brings such magic in this boring, short life... He's live a reservoir, if u get what I mean

Seokjin : the effect of hanging out with nerds like Namjoon too often

Seokjin : Exhibit B

Namjoon : shut up

Jungkook : how when I looked into his eyes I sees an entire galaxies instead of just pupils. How it seems like the moon shied away whenever he smiled 

Hoseok : okay, I think for Jeongguk well being, we better stops here.

Hoseok : namjoon please

Namjoon : yeah sure. I took his phone away from him.. um Tae

Taehyung : well that's a nice compliment but too bad I want to hear what he got to say abt Jiminie

Jimin : it doesn't matter babe

Seokjin : ahahaha

Yoongi : oookay

Yoongi : um anyway I feel like drinking.. um bye

Seokjin : yeah don't drink too much 

Seokjin : take care

Namjoon : that was fun 

Namjoon : umm

Hoseok : god it kills me. Bye I'm outta here

10 am

JinKook

Jungkook : Jin hyung

Seokjin : yeah 

Jungkook : do u know where I can get a good surgery for my face and a whole new identity? Because I need to move to another country and change my name to Justin Seagull like right now

Seokjin : oh Jeongguk..

Seokjin : I will tell u but unfortunately, we still need you as our main vocal for this band to exist

Jungkook : urghhjjjjjjsjcjakcmskcjajxkcofjabxjaoc

Jungkook : hyung, can I get an amnesia at least

Seokjin : Jungkook no!

Jungkook : sigoaovdncoskgkejshcigosockdlsp

Seokjin : oh and, tipsy Jungkook tells you that you can go and yourself

Jungkook : ing tipsy Jungkook! I swear ajxkcndkfka