That one time when Yoongi forgot his studio passwords

BTS JJANG!

Yoongi : can someone pass me my will to live?

Yoongi : cause I seriously can't anymore

Jimin : Hyung, I'm not physically strong enough to lift Jin Hyung and his worldwide shoulder to wherever the frick frack you're at right now

Jimin : so be considerate alright

Jungkook : I mean, I could give it a try but I don't think Jin hyung would appreciate that

Taehyung : Try Hoseok hyung?

Taehyung : he's smaller

Hoseok : Hey I'm not small. Mind your own business!

Jimin : we know hyung... we know

Jimin : 😏

Hoseok : ewww Jimin

Jungkook : Jiminie hyung, you're gross

Jin : someone mentioned me?

Jin : What's wrong, why Yoongichi needs me?

Namjoon : what's wrong Yoongi hyung?

Yoongi : Namjoon is the realest... he asked me what's wrong when the rest of you just take this chance to clown my healthy obsession with Jin hyung

Jin : Hey! I asked you what's wrong did I?

Taehyung : Heol! he didn't even denying it anymore

Jimin : yeah.. unlike a certain someone

Namjoon : I'm going to ignore that remarks Jimin 

Namjoon : Btw, hyung, what's wrong?

Yoongi : urghh

Yoongi : This is dumb really

Jungkook : we all dumb, be specific hyung

Namjoon : Um, IQ 148 but sure

Jin : People with IQ 148 didn't trips over nothing, just saying

Namjoon : why must you hurt me like this? 

Taehyung : Parents, stop bickering. 

Taehyung : Anway Yoongi hyung.. need me to call you?

Yoongi : nah, I'm fine

Yoongi : I just couldn't remember my studio's door password n I couldn't get in

Jungkook : LOL

Yoongi : shut upppp

Yoongi : It happens okay

Namjoon : Um, do you have it written somewhere hyung?

Yoongi : Sadly, I don't Namjoon

Hoseok : Try remembering it hyung

Yoongi : Hobi, I love too but rn, I can't even remember what I ate for dinner last night

Yoongi : I'm getting old, aren't I?

Jungkook : chill hyung

Jungkook : At least you're not old as Jin hyung

Jin : Jungkook, you're adopted

Jungkook : I'm not even your son, how can I be adopted

Hoseok : it's because you're not his son that you're adopted

Jin : yeah, unlike Jimin and Taehyung

Jungkook : oh shut up hyung

Jungkook : at least I'm not half of my age yet!

Jin : Hey!! I'm just 26

Jin : Do you think you're going to be 21 forever? You'll be at my age and wrinkle too you dumb bunny!

Jungkook : at least I would still be younger than you! You old prune!

Jin : oh! so you're going to keep using that against me now HUH?!

Yoongi : I respect you Jin hyung, n I guess I can stand you Gguk but one more fighting, I swear I'm going to throw my phone across the wall

Hoseok : why would you throw your own phone?

Yoongi : so that I dont have to read their stupid banter

Jimin : you could've just turn off your phone

Yoongi : whatever

Yoongi : can you guys try help me remember my password?

Yoongi : I can't think rn

Namjoon : Okay, how about your birthday? or your parents birthday? your borther or Min Holly?

Yoongi : I've tried but it didn't work

Yoongi : god, just my lifee

Jin : hey, chill. None of these matters couldn't be solved okay

Jin : how about our birthdays?

Hoseok : yeah, try Jin hyung's since you love him so much

Jimin : uh oh

Taehyung : Hobi hyung, chill

Hoseok : what? why? I am chill

Yoongi : urghhh can you guys stop whatever your stupid soulmates inside jokes for a sec

Yoongi : help me!

Taehyung : we don't have inside jokes mind you

Jimin : or did we?😏

Taehyung : 😏

Yoongi : please, just kill me and get me out of my misery

Yoongi : btw, Hobi, I didn't use any of your birthdays as my passwords

Taehyung : why?

Taehyung : u didnt love us anymore??

Yoongi : honestly Tae, I can't even remember my own birthday

Yoongi : how on earth I could remember your birthdays?? unless if someone remind me

Jungkook : Namtiddies?

Namjoon : excuse me?

Jungkook : I mean, that seems to be everyone favourite phrase atm

Jin : only you, you simpletons

Jungkook : the more you lie, the more wrinkle you'll get on your face

Jin : why you?!!

Jin : Namjoon! come and collect your problematic child!

Namjoon : Sorry, he's your problem

Jungkook : oh I'm a problem now?

Namjoon : I didn't mean it that way

Jungkook : Namjoon hyung! I don't like you

Taehyung  : ouch

Jimin ; that's not a nice thing to say to someone who birthed you Jeon Jungkook

Jungkook : shut up you short adult

Jimin : I dare you to repeat that and we'll see how hard you can go when this short adult kick you on the nuts!

Taehyung : babe

Taehyung : calm down. Anger didn't suit you

Jimin : I know babe

Jimin : but this brat always gets on my nerve no wonder he's adopted

Jungkook : I'm not adopted!!

Namjoon : can you stop bickering for a second?

Namjoon : Yoongi hyung is in trouble here

Yoongi : Thank you Joon. I'm about to yeet my phone to the another galaxy if these dummies didnt stop

Yoongi : Btw, can you nuts be useful for once and help me?

Yoongi : and Gguk, I've tried namtiddies but it doesn't work

Namjoon : what? why would you even... I mean, do you seriously use that for your password hyung?

Yoongi : I mean, I don't know what I'm doing so far so the chance of Im using it is there

Yoongi : but I guess I'm not that stupid, so I dont think I use it Namjoon. Calm your namtiddies

Namjoon : why would I even... urghh whatever

Jimin : what's wrong with Namtiddies?

Jimin : u r lucky u have it, i sometimes hope that I have them..so i can name it Chimtiddies

Namjoon : the ? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT NAME THEIR TITTS?? 

Namjoon : no, on the second thought.. I don't want to know

Namjoon : u do you jimin

Taehyung : we HV Taebooty too

Namjoon : nobody asked but thank you anyway Tae

Taehyung : wdym nobody asked?

Taehyung : 😞

Jimin : awhh Tae. Don't listen to him, he's just jealous

Jimin : i adore your Taebooty too babe 😘

Taehyung : 😄

Taehyung : I adore your Chimbooty too!!!

Jimin : Tae, we can be bootybros!

Jimin : imagine how fun it'll be!!

Taehyung : 😮😮😮

Yoongi : please stop

Yoongi : I'm dying here.. just please

Jimin : 😂😂😂

Jin : ignore these losers.. yoongichi, how is it over there?

Yoongi : I'm still stuck hyung

Yoongi : n I'm losing brain cells reading their ridiculous titty talks

Hoseok : hyung, hv you tried the password you've used before?

Hoseok : I mean, passwords that you use for your bank account, your phone or whatever

Yoongi : I hv different set of passwords

Yoongi : so I don't think I use a same one for this

Jin : why would you do that?

Yoongi : what? using different password?

Jin : Yeah I mean, its easier if you only use one password so that you dont have to remember so many

Yoongi : and makes myself predictable? thank you, next

Jungkook : tsk, better be predictable rather than miserable

Yoongi : I've lived long enough to choose the way I live my life kid. U shut up

Jungkook : 🙄

Namjoon : how about something precious to you hyung? like your first pet names, or our debut date

Yoongi : none of it works Namjoon!!

Yoongi : I am so pathetic I've been standing here for the past two hours

Namjoon : I'm on my way to BH. You can chill in my studio and we'll think about it together okay?

Yoongi : Nah, I'm fine... I guess I'll just go back and sleep

Hoseok : Hyung, sleeping doesn't solve anything

Yoongi : yeah but I could dream a better live

Hoseok : good grief! Hyung, u just forget your studio password not your life!

Taehyung : yeah it's like whenever there's this small inconvenience happens to u, u got to take it n turn it into some dark aesthetic Tumblr quotes

Yoongi : I told u, I've seen some kid

Namjoon : hyung, u r just 25

Jungkook : Jin hyung is 26 remember that

Jin : square up u little ! 

Jungkook : 👅

Jin : so mature Jeon Jungkook

Jimin : hyung, try Sopeforlife

Yoongi : What?

Hoseok : What?

Jimin : sopeforlife, try it

Yoongi : why would I? Like, that was the last thing I would ever thought of

Yoongi : sope is just for business

Hoseok : u r really mean, u know that?

Yoongi : yeah thank u for the compliment Hobi

Yoongi : I'm going home, bye es

namseok

namjoon : relax hyung

Namjoon : he didn't mean that

Hoseok : yeahh I know Joon

Hoseok : he's like kitten u know

Namjoon : before I got the wrong idea, explain

Hoseok : lol

Hoseok : I mean, he hate it when someone cling to him, but then.. when no one is paying attention to him, he get anxious u know

Hoseok : n I guess I like him even more than yesterday

Namjoon : that's cute

Namjoon : do u think he tried it?

Hoseok : sopeforlife?

Namjoon : yeah

Hoseok : he probably did 😂

Hoseok : like he did with namtiddies

Namjoon : I'm so done

Namjoon : RM out. Bye

Hoseok : 😂😂😂😂