Namjoon : Can I ask what happen? 

Yoongi : What happen, what?

Namjoon : You know....

Yoongi : We wouldn't know unless you clarify it namjoon

Taehyung : Yeah, not everyone have iq 148 like you

Namjoon : was that really necessary?

Yoongi : was stalling really necessary? 

Jin : you tell em' sweetie

Yoongi : Stop

Jin : 😘

Jimin : No, seriously what happen hyung? 

Namjoon : Do you guys seriously don't know? 

Namjoon : I mean, it's all over the place right now

Hoeseok : Yea... I've seen it

Hoseok : I wonder who did it... 

Taehyung : What? 

Taehyung : What is it hyungss?

Jin : Ohhh... you mean that? 

Jin : I just checked... I wonder too

Yoongi : I see

Yoongi : But it was so brief

Yoongi : How did it manage to spread so quickly?

Jin : You know how armys were

Jin : Them and their fast hands...

Jimin : That sounds wrong

Jimin : Fast handsssss

Jin : It sound like that because you imagine it like that

Jin : Jeez jimin

Taehyung : I was shocked

Taehyung : I mean, it was amazing but weird

Taehyung : The fact that it get taken down as fast as it was retweeted

Yoongi : You're slow

Taehyung : and you're old

Yoongi : U want to try me?

Namjoon : Anywayyy, I wonder who did it

Jin : I know who...

Hoseok : yea... I guess everyone can guess who

Jimin : is it still the same person? 

Yoongi : seems so

Namjoon : even after all these times? 

Jin : true love is timeless namjoona

Namjoon : I know but isn't it too long already?

Namjoon : What did I do to deserve such devotion?

Hoseok : Being the awesome leader you are of course

Jin : Facts!

Namjoon : Stop it guys. That's not the point

Jin : Yes it is Namjoon

Taehyung : wait, Jin hyung

Taehyung : you're not worried? 

Jin : eh? Why would I be? 

Jimin : u know, because if this person still have feelings for Namjoon hyung.. won't you feel threatened? 

Jin : I will be fine.. I ww handsome

Namjoon : 🙄

Namjoon : stop it. It's not the main issue rn

Taehyung : dad is unloyal.

Taehyung : poor mommy 😢

Namjoon : can we get back to the issue please

Jimin : Now he's hot and , he thinks that he can cheat.

Namjoon : Shut up Jimin!

Namjoon : Jin hyung, why aren't you saying anything? 

Jin : abt what? 

Jin : abt your secret admirer? Or the fact you cheat on me? 

Hoseok : here goes...

Namjoon : the ? When did I ever cheat on you?!

Namjoon : u said u r ww handsome and u don't even care if that's happen 

Yoongi : so much abt returning to the main issue 🙄

Jimin : shut up hyung. It's getting interesting!

Jin : oh yeah? So what if I'm ww handsome? 

Jin : u think if I won't be mad if u cheat on me just because I have am this gorgeous?

Taehyung : yea hyung.. it's not Jin hyung fault that he's so handsome

Jin : tq tae. U r now my favourite son

Taehyung : 😘

Jimin : mom! What abt me?! 

Jin : u too, if u choose to come with me after I divorced your father

Namjoon : ha ha, so funny

Namjoon : Bang hyung nim called me, and ask me what happened

Yoongi : it's harmless 

Yoongi : why he's so worried? 

Hoseok : yea.. it's cute tho

Namjoon : well I guess because that's not in our content and it's too obvious

Jimin : did he get mad abt it?

Namjoon : not really. He was just curious

Namjoon : Me too. I mean, out of all things that can be retweeted, why those? 

Hoseok : because that kid love you

Taehyung : yeah but now, he's the reasons why our parents is divorcing each other 😢

Taehyung : jimin, hv u choose which side u want to go?

Jimin : I'm not sure yet 

Namjoon : can u guys stop it? It's getting lame

Hoseok : not for them tho.. they're laughing behind my back now

Hoseok : 

Hoseok : anyway, I find it weird

Yoongi : what's weird? 

Hoseok : it's weird that the fan art is not from any popular source 

Hoseok : it could be that this person took their time looking for it

Yoongi : wow, talk abt being thirsty

Jimin : I would too, if it's involved namjoon hyung

Jimin : I mean, where's the lie at.. just look at him

Jimin :

Hoseok : understandable

Taehyung : yeah.. he's perfect. 

Taehyung : except from the fact that he cheated on him hyung

Namjoon : very funny Tae. 

Namjoon : Jin hyung, say something fgs! 

Jin : my son r telling the truth. 

Jin : I'm preparing the divorce paper now. I can't be with cheater.. I'm too handsome for that

Namjoon : can u stop it? I'm so done

Taehyung : 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Hoseok : Taehyung is having the best time of his life rn. Lol 

Yoongi : u guys r losers really.. but namjoon, as an oldest son, I order u to apologize to mom

Namjoon : not you too hyung 😥

Namjoon : and if I'm your father, why r u calling me by my name? 

Yoongi : because I'm cool, and I do what I want

Taehyung : this is so fun🤣

Jin : it's okay, everything is settled already. I've submitted the divorce paper n my sons will follow me. Right Tae? 

Taehyung : yes mom 

Taehyung : what abt jimin? 

Jimin : I'm not sure yet.. dad is rich tho n he has cool studio

Yoongi : but he's a cook 

Jimin : I'll go with mom

Namjoon : u betrayer.. 

Namjoon : for the last time, I didn't cheat on anyone. And jimin, if u want to go with mom, then.. I wish u happiness. U too, Tae. 

Namjoon : Yoongi hyung, make your choice.. me or Jin hyung? 

Yoongi : depends 

Jimin : he's a cook, remember that. 

Taehyung : yeah, n Jin hyung's Japchae is the best

Taehyung : if u go with dad, you'll never eat those again

Yoongi : yea true but Jin hyung nags too much

Jimin : now I might reconsider...

Jin : oh wow yoongi

Jin : unbelievable

Yoongi : n he makes too many dads jokes

Jimin : but I liked those jokes

Jimin : this is so hard

Hoseok : u guys forgot abt me

Hoseok : do I have to pick side too?

Namjoon : u too hoseok hyung? 

Namjoon : this is ridiculous.. I'm out. Bye

Taehyung : wait namjoon hyung. Don't u want to make an appeal? I mean, all your sons might go with Jin hyung..

Jimin : yeah, and you don't even try...

Jimin : tsk tsk tsk.. I'm going with mommy

Namjoon : really guys? 

Hoseok : u guys forgot abt me!!

Hoseok : which side I have to go? 

Yoongi : it depends on you hobi.. 

Yoongi : on one side you got Jin hyung, who's a great cook but make ty dad jokes.. and on the other side, you got namjoon, who's basically great n cool in every way but also, would destroy everything that he touch

Yoongi : so it's up to you 

Namjoon : wow, hyung.. you didn't even reply to my important texts n yet, u actively participate if it's involves ty chats.. 

Yoongi : I told u its because I'm cool and I can do what I want

Namjoon : but sure.. u guys can pick Jin hyung but don't forget, if we go travel outside the country.. no one gonna translate anything for you

Jimin : I'm following dad

Taehyung : on the second thoughts, I'm following dad. Sorry mom.

Jin : why would we travel together if we're divorced? So your argument is invalid.

Jin : but sure Tae, follow him and you'll never eat my Japchae again

Taehyung : jk! I'm with mom

Namjoon : r u guys being serious rn? 

Namjoon : come on, we need to talk abt the issue! 

Yoongi : what's left to be talked abt? 

Hoseok : yeah, u cheat on mom and now we all were forced to pick side

Namjoon : really hoseok hyung? 

Hoseok : well, it seems fun 

Yoongi : what's really fun is that dad had a secret admirer and he hides it from mom 

Yoongi : tragic

Namjoon : hyung! I didn't! 

Jin : so, what's it feels like, to have a secret admirer? 

Namjoon : do u have to do this hyung? 

Jin : no, I'm being serious. Jokes aside.. I'm really curious rn 

Jin : even I didn't have secret admirer

Namjoon : bull.. how abt the roses u received during high school? N the fact that it's all boys school

Yoongi : uh oh.. it's look like mom is keeping a secret from dad too

Hoseok : I think we need pop corn

Taehyung : agree

Jin : Not my fault that I am ww handsome

Taehyung : Yeah, everyone would want a piece of this

Taehyung : 

Jimin : oh wow

Jimin : I'll tap that

Namjoon : You r not tapping anything Jimin. 

Namjoon : Btw, Jin hyung... how it feels like to received so many roses from your secret admirers huh?

Hoseok : I smell jealousy

Jin : I'm not telling u until u tell me how it's feels like to have such devoted fan boy

Yoongi : r you still divorcing btw? 

Namjoon : Nobody gonna divorce anybody hyung

Hoseok : Uuuu.. dad gonna get mom back or what?

Yoongi : Abt time he did that

Yoongi : because he's ing blind if he didn't

Jimin : Wait, Yoongi hyung

Yoongi : What? 

Taehyung : Do u perhaps have a crush on Jin Hyung? 

Yoongi : And why is that? 

Hoseok : I noticed too

Hoseok : U always praise Jin hyung, n get shy when Jin hyung starts to baby you 

Jimin : yeah and he has this heart eyes whenever he looked at Jin hyung!!

Hoseok : God, It makes sense now

Hoseok : U always get mad whenever we bug you but never with Jin hyung

Jin : Really Yoongi?

Jin : I'm flattered

Yoongi : I didn't get mad at him because he's older than me

Yoongi : That'll be direspectful

Yoongi : I always praise him because he deserved it. His voice is awesome, his visual is bomb so why not

Jin : I'm about to cry

Taehyung : oh wow... didn't expect that coming from Yoongi hyung

Jimin : What can I do for you to deserve that compliment too hyung?

Yoongi : Just be good and listen to what I said

Jimin : That's sound scandalous

Hoseok : Euuw Jimin

Hoseok : Do u have to be like this everytime?

Taehyung : Yeah, remember that time when we do an interview with Scott Evans? that access interview something

Hoseok : Yes I did. 

Jin : We all did

Jimin : I have something in my eyes that day

Jimin : And thank you Taehyung. I thought we were both agree to clown Namjoon hyung

Taehyung : Awhh I just joking!! haha

Jimin : Not for me, I'm going with dad. U can leave with mom

Jimin : Even if he's a cook, at least he didn't rat me out like this

Jimin : Jimin out. Bye

Yoongi : didn't expect that 

Taehyung : Noooooo

Taehyung : Jimin, u r my soulmate. I can't be without you!!

Taehyung : Jiminnnn

Jin : Yeah Jimin.. if u go with dad, u won't be eating nice homecook anymore

Namjoon : R we still on that 'divorce' bull?

Namjoon : I am so doneee

Namjoon : Come on Jimin, pack your clothes. We'll be leaving

Taehyung : No, Jiminnn

Jimin : No, its too late

Jimin : I'll be going with dad. bye taehyung

Taehyung : Jiminnn

Hoseok : Wait, r you guys really fighting? 

Hoseok : u r really leaving Namjoon? 

Namjoon : Yes hyung. I'm taking jimin with me

Yoongi : I decide to live on my own.  

Namjoon : Right, what abt you hoseok hyung?

Hoseok : R you guys being serious right now? 

Jin : Yes hobi. decide now

Jin : I don't have time

Hoseok : Uh I don't know

Hoseok : Geez, r u guys being serious right now? 

Hoseok : Tae? Jimin? R you guys really fighting?

Jimin : Yes hoseok hyung. I'm packing my bags now

Hoseok : Wait seriously?!

Hoseok : I thought you guys were joking

Hoseok : U r really gonna divorce Namjoon, Jin hyung?

Hoseok : Wait, I need to sort things out

Hoseok : I need to think which side I want to go with

Hoseok : Will we still be receiving allowance from dad? if I go with mom, can I still meet dad?

Hoseok : How many times did I get to see him? Can I still visit dad's studio? Can we make music like the old time?

Namjoon : I am so donee

Namjoon : First of all, this is all a joke Hoseok hyung. I'm not divorcing anyone because I'm not even married

Namjoon : Second of all, Taehyung and Jimin were just clowning you. They r laughing in my studio right now as we speak

Namjoon : Lastly, when did I ever gives any of you allowance?

Jimin : Yeah, our family is tearing apart and it's still a joke to you

Namjoon : I'm out, byee

Yoongi : The real joke is that is that our family tearing apart and the person who really cause it still didn't reply to any of our texts

Yoongi : Tragic

I don't know what I'm doing haha. hope this is funny enough 

comments below what u want bts to talk abt next n i will accept request. tq n bye