A father goes into a toy shop to buy a birthday present for his daughter.

“How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?” he asks the salesgirl.

“Which one do you mean, sir? We have Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie and Skater Barbie – all for $19.95. We also have Divorced Barbie but she costs $265.95.”

“What? Why sis divorced Barbie so much more expensive?” the man asks.

“Well, sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s computer, Ken’s…”