A pretty woman visiting the new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing for the upcoming examination.

Just as she draped the last garments over the back of the chair, a light rap sounded on the door and the doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked at his patient up and down carefully, and finally said: “Miss, it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination.”