Seven reasons why men’s lives are easier:

1. Their last name stays with them forever.
2. Phone conversations take half a minute tops.
3. A five-day vacation requires only one pair of jeans.
4. If someone forgets to invite them to an event, they can still be friends.
5. The same hairstyle lasts for years, decades even.
6. They can do their shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.
7. They don’t even freak out when they see some other guy wearing the same shirt. Instead, they become buddies.