A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them got together after for a little chat.

One said to the other three: “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.”

Then one said: “Since we are all professionals, why don’t we take some time right now to hear each other out?”

The others agreed.

The first then confessed: “I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients.”

The second psychiatrist said: “I love expensive things, so I find ways to cheat my patients of their money.”

The third followed with: “I’m involved with selling drugs and often get patients to sell them for me.”

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed: “I know I’m not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t keep a secret.”