If resume tells the truth
Let's Laugh Out Loud Everyone!Objective: To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.
Education: School – very expensive; Major – not important; GPA – don’t ask
Employment: Network management – Producing daily itinerary of TV programs to watch. Duties include changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.
Debt consolidation: Using various tools such as credit cards and borrowed cash, I managed to combine groups of unpaid bills into one monthly bill that goes straight to my father.
Skills: Angry Birds, Candy Crush, Doodle of Jump. For further references, contact my mother.
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