Two guys are roaring down a country roars on a motorcycle when the rider slows down and pulls over.

His leather jacket zipper is broken, and he tells his passenger: “I can’t ride anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that.”

“Just pull the jacket on backwards,” his friend advises.

They continue down the road but around the next bend, they lose control and crash.

A man sees the mishap and calls the ambulance.

The medic asks him: “Are they showing any sign of life?”

“Well,” says the man, “the front rider was OK until I turned his head around the right way!”