A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from the world.

After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that her heart is located 5cm below the left .

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.