One day, a man sat for a job interview. He passed every test with flying color. At the final hurdle, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.

“I can fix that with some aspirin. I’ll just take some and I’ll be better in a second.”

So he reached into his pocket and pulled out after until he found the aspirin. He swallowed some and his blinking went away. The CEO, upon seeing the condoms, remarked: “We don’t approve of such behavior in the office.”

The guy said: “It’s not what you think. Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while you’re winking?”