A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

“What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks.

The man responds: “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”

His wife interjects: “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”

The guy in the back seat pops out from under the blanket and says: “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out: “Are we out of the border yet?”