Becoming a Man

Mean Boys {TEMP HIATUS}

This was it.

This was the day Yoongi was gonna become a man.

And by ‘become a man’ he meant ‘actually grow some balls and talk to Park Jimin.’

He’d felt particularly determined that morning to; dress nicely (brush his hair and get a none-crinkled T), pack his bag properly (as many books as he could bare to carry) and even put on some aftershave (now he smelt like ing mint and lemon, what.) He could feel that the day was gonna be good, maybe it was something in the air, like some new path his future was about to take...Maybe he was just sleep deprived af.

His opportunity came right away that very Monday morning.

‘Psst, Yoongi, what’s the date?’

Yoongi had been stunned for a second (well duh, it’s not every day an angel voluntarily talks to you) and kind of just stared creepily for a bit with wide eyes and a slack jaw before snapping out of it.

‘October. ‘tober 3rd I mean, its Monday?’ He ended saying frantically trying to show Jimin his own scrawled out title and date to show he knew what he talking about.

Jimin had just giggled sweetly covering his mouth with his hand and crinkling his eyes at Yoongi. Yoongi couldn’t help but smile through his embarrassment at the open purity of Jimin’s face.

‘Thanks, I think-‘Jimin said softly, turning back around as the teacher finally started the class up properly. Yoongi slouched back in his seat and fanned his flushed face, ignoring the funny looks he was getting. Park Jimin had giggled and smiled at him, he was bound to freak out a little.

Yoongi had wanted to try speaking to Jimin again but his opportunity didn’t arrive until a week later when he’d finally managed to simply say-

 

‘It’s raining.’

To which Jimin replied-

 

 

 

 

‘Yeah...’

 

Well done Yoongi have a gold star and a pat on the back for being a complete he’d berated himself mentally for at least 20 minutes before switching tactic.

‘Hey Jimin?’

It was a few days later, just long enough for Yoongi to have gotten over the awkward weather convo, and he was ready to try again.

‘Do you understand this, I'm totally lost?’ He asked, spinning his school book around and just gesturing at it all. When Yoongi said he was lost he wasn’t really lying, maths always was his worst subject.

‘Yeah, look you just gotta enter these equations that sir gave us-‘ Yoongi nodded along deafly as he watched Jimin form the words with his soft lips and-

‘And then you can just rearrange the equation anyway depending on the subject or-‘ Yoongi rested his head on his palm and continued to hum along whilst Jimin sketched equations neatly all over his scrawling mess of a book.

‘You get it now?’ Jimin asked finally looking up from Yoongi’s book.

‘Um, yeah! Thanks, sorry, I'm kinda useless at these things...’ Yoongi laughed awkwardly scratching his neck with his pen.

‘It’s ok...Hey Yoongi?’

‘Yes!’

‘Are you going to Kris’s Halloween Party?’

‘Um I don’t know, Jungkook mentioned it but-‘

‘Cos I’d love to see you there...’ Jimin butted in softly and shyly looking up through his bangs.

 

‘I’ll see you there then!’ Yoongi chirped waaaaay too happily.

Jimin clapped his hands slightly and flashed an award winning smile before turning back to his work.

Dammit. Now Yoongi needed to find a costume before Friday.

 

(())

 

In all of Yoongi’s years he genuinely believed he knew what Halloween entailed. Halloween was a time to dress up scary and eat way too much candy or if you were a teen, dress up ty and get hammered. Now Yoongi knew full well what to expect when he turned up at Kris’s house that Friday but it didn’t stop him still getting a horrifying surprise. The ‘surprises’ came in the form of Jungkook, Tae and Jin with their rendition of ‘ty animals’. Like seriously? Why Is this even a thing. Yoongi had not expected to come face to face with a ty bunny the minute he stepped through the door.

‘Hey Yoongi!’ Jungkook had crooned handing him a drink straight away.

‘Err, hi?’ Yoongi spoke hesitantly as he took in the three. Jungkook sported some bizarre pink satin outfit complete with little bowtie round his collar and huge white fluffy ears. Jin was, for once, wearing black in some full body cat suit and, were those heels?! And for Tae well...

‘Tae what the are you supposed to be?’ Yoongi couldn’t help but ask.

‘I'm a mouse, duh!’ Tae said gesturing to the grey ears perched on his head. Yoongi didn’t think that explained the weird leotard and corset thing that he had going on.

‘Yoongi why don’t you go along and have some fun yeah? I’ll go find Jimin and talk to him for you!’ Jungkook yelled as the music suddenly got cranked up somewhere in the depths of the house. Yoongi nodded as he was suddenly being dragged away by Jin and Tae.

‘Yoongi, what are you supposed to be?’ Jin asked as they came to a halt and piled onto the nearest sofa. Yoongi shifted uncomfortably as he tried to move into some personal space and away from the half Tae.

‘I'm a vampire?’ He asked as those he was unsure and looked down at his simple outfit. Jimin hadn’t given him much of a warning about the party so Yoongi had thrown together what he could (literally a white shirt and black skinny jeans)

‘Oh...?’ Jin nodded as though he understood.

‘Oh wait!’ Yoongi muttered remembering to reach into his pocket and pull out a small pair of vampire teeth and stuffing them into his mouth. ‘Ta-da!’ He finished with a feeble attempt at jazz hands.

‘Aaah!’Jin exclaimed happily understanding Yoongi’s ‘costume’ now.

‘Hmm, you could bite me with those any day...’ Tae spoke dreamily as he creepily zoned out.

 

‘Errrr, Tae?’ Jin asked as Yoongi gave the most horrified look he could muster.

‘Hmm? Oh, did I say that out loud?’ Tae awkwardly laughed and brushed it off quickly turning and watching the room slowly begin to fill with costumed party goers. ‘You know whose looking particularly good tonight?’

‘Who?’ Jin asked (regret evident in his tone)

‘Byun Baekhyun.’

‘Huh?’

‘What! He’s a good kisser!’ Tae chirped as he sipped his drink happily while Yoongi rolled his eyes in disgust.

‘Tae! He’s your cousin!’ Jin chimed in with.

Yoongi spit out his drink.

What?!

‘And? That doesn’t mean anything, he’s my first cousin.’ Tae shrugged.

‘Yeah, he’s your first cousin...’

‘Oh. Oh yeah, I suppose that is weird...’ Tae finally concluded but continued to check out his cousin from across the room anyway.

 

Yoongi turned away from the pair taking a look around at the room. For his first house party it wasn’t exactly what he was expecting. He’d expected hot and sweaty grinding with way too much alcohol and songs that were all thumping bass, but no. This party was oddly classy. The music was actually half decent, a mix of pop songs to hip-hop to r’n’b to house beats, the drink flowed but nobody was going bat crazy, people were actually having conversation, swaying awkwardly to the music. It wasn’t crazy at all, he wasn’t sure if this was a good thing or not.

Looking around one more time he finally spotted bunny Jungkook by the stair case stood with none other than Park Jimin. Park Jimin dressed as a skeleton, like, could he get any cuter?! Yoongi watched the two carefully from his vantage point on the sofa. This was it, Jungkook was actually being a decent human being for once and speaking to Jimin for him. Yoongi couldn’t help but smile, maybe Jungkook was actually capable of being nice for once-

 

Oh.

 

this .

 

Yoongi couldn’t ing breath, he couldn’t move, he was frozen his eyes glued to the scene in front of him.

Jungkook. Kissing. Jimin.

Jungkook kissing Jimin.

 

What the actual .

 

He stood hurriedly, handing his mostly full cup to a confused Tae as he headed over to the front door, he reached for the door handle focusing on not throwing up or punching something.

‘Hey, Yoongi!’ A soft voice called out just behind him. Yoongi steeled himself and spun around slowly.

‘Ohh, heey Jimin...’ He said avoiding the smallers intensely happy eyes contact. ‘Jungkook’ He nodded towards the others horrendously fake pouty face.

Mother ing -

‘I’ve got to go!’ He finished, spinning back on his heels and bursting outside into the painfully fresh air.

 

‘But you just got here...’ Jimin was left on the door step watching Yoongi’s retreating shadow sadly.

 

 

A/N Even if i don't reply to comments i read every single one and i appreciate all you guys who are enjoying this so far :)) Sad Yoonmin here.

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ellafrancesca
#1
Chapter 10: Omfg yessss!! Hahahah my fav part right there. Thanks for the update but the cliffhanger ;a;
Aimz19 #2
Chapter 10: jungkook...get ready for a big fat stomaaach~
Breanna33 #3
Chapter 9: Why do you leave us hanging like that?
Love this fic! :)
ellafrancesca
#4
Chapter 9: YESSSS ARE THEY GONNA FEED JUNGKOOK WITH THE CARBS BISCUITS LIKE THEY DID IN THE MOVIE?? Hahaha xD
bighitbangtan #5
Chapter 8: I LOVE THIS STORY
doodooseob
#6
Chapter 7: I'm lol-ing right now since i just realize it might be or it the same with mean girls XD
But still funny since you wrote it using bts as the character
Aimz19 #7
Chapter 7: everything is just so....
cute
colorful
funny
EVERYTHING
yongharu21
#8
Chapter 2: LOL I was going to write a mean girls AU with BTS but looks like you've beaten me to it! (Good job XD) But this is hilarious I love it and I can't stop giggling >~<