Okay guys, let me tell you something; The biggest mistakes in lifetime happen because you DIDN'T READ THE SMALL PRINTED THINGS! So let me tell you one thing: Always read the small printed things on something.

Except for food.

It's probably better not to know what's in your food.

However, my and my best friend's story is based on THIS mistake. We didn't read the small printed things. . .but let's see how everything started.

>>GOD! Why is he soooooo hot?!<<, I asked Kyung Mi who was sitting next to me. >>Look at him! Chunji looks so handsome!<< -fan- girling-

>>Seungri was so adorable in this video! Look at it!!<<, Kyung Mi smiled.

>>Oh, here's a photo which I haven't seen yet<<, I said, more to myself. I clicked on it. It showed Chunji (Of course). Suddenly it began to move. >>Aaaaah~ It's moving!<<, I screamed. It scared me for a second.

Kyung Mi started laughing at me, almost falling off her chair (that had happened already, trust me)

>>You are afraid of a moving picture!<<, she laughed and well, I had to laugh too.

>>I were surprised, okay? Chill. Don't laugh at me!<< I looked at the picture (Not scared this time) >>OMOOOOO!! The moving picture shows Chunji winking in slow motion!<< -faint-

>>How cute!<<, Kyung Mi smiled.

>>I swear, if Chunji would wink at me like this for real, I would totally freak out, faint and then die.<<

>>The same with me, just that he has to be Seungri.<<

>>It's 3 PM!<<, I squealed.

>>Time for food<<, Kyung Mi said.

>>. . .I actually wanted to say, that they are giving out the winners!<<

A month ago we two participated in a contest where we had to answer one question (Really difficult and extensive, I know). Now we want to see who won. I wish I won the contest with Teen Top! I would die if I could date Chunji for 2 weeks. Same with Kyung Mi and Seungri.

We looked at the laptop. >>Let's see. . .<<, I said.

It was silent while we read the thingy on the homepage.

>>The winners are Kim Mi Young and Lee Kyung Mi<<, I quietly read.

I heard Kyung Mi stop breathing, just like I did. Then, we two started screaming and crying. >>OH MY GOD! OMO! OMO! AAAAAAAAH!<<

We went on like this for half an hour.

In this time, my mother came home. >>What's going on?<<

>>WE WON! AAAAAAAAAAAH!<<

>>Really?<< My mom started hugging and kissing us, until we couldn't breathe anymore.

>>Gosh, mom! Stop it! You remember the rule we made? One arm length space between us. Hug Kyung Mi instead. She's more your daughter than I am.<<

>>Look, we have to call this number, so we can get precise information about the dating thing<<, I said. >>You will call, okay?<<

>>Why me?<<

>>Because it's my phone you are using.<<

>>I don't want to.<<

>>Look, you are almost living here. I have to force you to go home every time you are at my house, which is almost everyday. You eat my food and drink my water. My mother is more a mother for you than she's for me, with which I'm totally fine. But you can still do something in this house.<<

Kyung Mi started laughing. >>You are right.<<

>>So you do it?<<

>>Nope.<<

>>Aish! Then I just do it, you silly, stupid and totally underexposed girl.<<

>>Ya! Don't be mean.<<

>>I wasn't<<, I grinned.

>>Of course you were!<<

I moved closer to her and glared at her deadly. >>So you are saying, I'm mean?<<

>>Ya! Don't hurt me! Don't do it!<<, she screamed.

>>Do what?<<, I smirked.

>>Aaaaah~ Umma!<< Kyung Mi ran out of the room to my mother.

>>Is she serious?<< I shook my head and took the phone.

>>Yoboseyo?<<

>>Annyeonghaseyo. My name is Kim Mi Young and I won the contest. . .<<

>>Oh, of course. Please come to the MTV Studios tomorrow afternoon at 1 PM. A woman will be waiting for you in the entrance. She'll take you to Teen Top. After you got know them, you'll have your first date with L.Joe.<<

I raised my eye brows. >>L.Joe?<<

>>Yes, he's the one who you won the contest with.<<

I stood there mouth opened. No way, this can't be!

>>O- Okay. What about Lee Kyung Mi? I know her, she won as well.<<

>>She'll be doing the same thing. She'll be going on a date with G-Dragon.<<

No,no, no, no, no. . .

>>Okay.<< I simply said.

As I ended the call, I couldn't close my mouth. >>. . ! This can't be true!<< I walked over to my desk and looked through the pile of papers. I searched for the handout about the contest. I read it and started cursing again. >>NO NO NONONONONO!<<, I screamed.

>>What is it? TELL ME?!!<< (Kyung Mi finally managed to come back)

I couldn't help but cry. >>WHY???!!!<<

>>TELL ME!!!!<<, Kyung Mi shook me.

I handed her the handout. >>Read the small printed part!<<

She silently read it.>>! F***! Noooooooooooooooo!<<

>>I WANTED TO DATE CHUNJI!<<

>>AND I SEUNGRI!<<

>>Seriously, I would be okay when it would be Niel, but not L.JOE! I really don't like him.<<

>>SAME WITH GD! ARGH!!<<

. . .

We were depressed all day long. We were sitting in my room, doing nothing, but sob.

>>Do you remember the time we were happy?<<, I asked.

>>You mean before you called for more information about the contest?<<

>>Yes.<<

>>I'm totally soaked in sorrow. I don't remember the time where we were happy.<<

>>Me either.<<

My mother once again entered. (She was probably bored, that's why she always hangs around with us. . .)

>>Wanna eat?<<

>>No, we want to die<<, I replied.

>>I want to eat<<, Kyung Mi said.

>>You always want to eat.<< I rolled my eyes at her.

>>I'm hungry~.<<

>>I want cookies<<, I whined.

>>You and your stupid cookies. Don't you know they make fat?<<

>>That's true.<< My mom said.

I shot a glare at her. >>You better stop talking. Look at yourself before telling me that I'm fat.<< Don't wonder, I'm like that to my mother. . .sometimes she get's angry, but by now she is used to it. I was like that since I was born actually. . .

Kyung Mi and my mom started laughing. I didn't know why, but almost every time I'm mean to them, they started laughing. There are three possible solutions why they are laughing:

1^st: They know that I'm just joking and like me for who I am.

2^nd: They think I'm funny and don't get what I just said to them.

3^rd: They are just stupid and don't get anything.

It's probably all of it.

>>Okay, Ahjumma. Here is the plan for dinner: Pizza, Ramen and cookies.<<

>>Don't call me Ahjumma or I'll call you Ahjussi.<<

>>Don't you dare calling me like that! Or else, I'll move out!<<, I joked.

>>I have no problem with that.<< My mother shrugged her shoulders.

>>Okay, I'll be moving in then<<, Kyung Mi grinned.

I just looked at the two dumbfounded. >>Are you serious? My best friend and my mother against me? It's time to move out.<< I pouted.

>>Kekeke. She's pouting!<< Kyung Mi laughed.

>>Ya! Stop laughing, otherwise you'll be sleeping outside.<<

Kyung Mi stopped. She wasn't sure if I was just joking or not. >>Hungry~.<<

>>Heard that? Mommy, would you please cook dinner?<<, I said in a nice tone, so she would hurry up and cook.

She nodded.

>>HURRY UP THEEEEN!<<, I grinned.

As she left, I suggested to play a game. >>I'm a boy in a group consisting of six members. I'm the shortest, kekeke. I'm a rapper. I have orange hair. Sometimes curls, sometimes straight hair. Seems like I can't decide. Mi Young is pissed off because she has to date me.<<

Kyung Mi giggled. >>Woah. That's hard!<<, she said sarcastically. >>Hmm. . .May it be L.Joe?<<

>>You are a smart little girl.<<

>>Okay, I'm a boy and in a band consisting of five members. I'm the leader and I'm the one who's actually pretty good with clothes and stuff. I pissed off Kyung Mi because she has to date me.<<

>>G-Dragoooooon!<<

At around 1AM our mood was kind of normal again. Well, not normal-normal, but freak-normal. We were still in a shock condition. Dating someone we didn't like (From an idol group!) is not really what we wished for, but we had a plan ;D

It wasn't a good plan though.

It was more a plan we did because we were kind of. . .ed up with the situation?!

My mom was over at Kyung Mi's mom, yes at this time. You know, when they begin to talk, they talk until there is no tomorrow.

Good for us. We could made our plan and cook pancakes during this time.

Right, cooking pancakes at around 1:30 in the morning. A total normal thing for us. Sometimes the pancakes were eatable, sometimes not. . .mostly they weren't.

Not this time though.

Me and Kyung Mi were sitting in my room, eating the pancakes with applesauce (She had bought her own, because she only liked her organic apple sauce (with mango). . .yes, things like this exist).

>>You with your stupid organic applesauce.<<

>>It's MANGO-APPLESAUCE. The organic is just decoration<<, Kyung Mi defended her applesauce.

>>I never imagined you would eat something with >organic< written on it. You don't even eat fruits or vegetables. . .And some slices of cucumber per week doesn't count.<<

>>You know me. I only eat convenience foods and ramen. . .and some candy<<

>>Don't talk about my candy. I'm the candy girl. You are the convenience food girl.<<

>>Why is your name better than mine?<<

>>Because candies are better than convenience food<<, I replied. I shook my head. >>Well, whatever. . . We are going to see the whole band tomorrow<<, I said.

Kyung Mi nodded. >>Too cool!<<

>>What should we do?<<

>>We are going to do it like this: When we meet Big Bang or Teen Top. We'll be very nice and try to make Seungri/Chunji like us. We don't have much time for that. When we are on the date with. . .<<, she swallowed. >>With. . .L.Joe and G-Dragon. . .we'll ask them questions about Seungri and Chunji.<<

>>It's kind of mean. . .<<, I said and looked down.

Kyung Mi raised an eyebrow, she haven't seen me like this before. I never felt guilty about being mean.

But suddenly I started laughing. >>I like that.<<

>>Of course you do. Our brains are mentally grown together.<<

It sounds disgusting, doesn't it? But it was sooo true!