"Xingie dahhling... would you be a dear and go through the archives and pick out one decent living photo of Biggy Oh? Something that can complement those crime scene shots you have? It'll be good to show our readers the 'before' and 'tragic after'. Urgh. Speaking of... again that ugly big "L" marked across the dead body. Eww... So gross. So crude too! Can't that Lay think up of less...distasteful ways to mark his victims? Don't you agree, Xingie?"

"Ya...ya, you are ri..right." Yixing replies in a small voice. 

"As gross as cadaver mugs are, shock value rings in the moolah. So.. kaching kaching away! I'm just glad we can always count on you Xingie, to deliver our money shot!" Baekhyun, the editor-in-chief of The Scoop flutters his eyes at Yixing.

Yixing smiles back awkwardly at Baekhyun. Baekhyun dotes immensely on Yixing and has a habit of praising him effusively during their staff meetings. Even though it's become a norm now, Yixing still has yet to get used to his overly lavish praise and attention.

"But having said that. Our Lay is still a hottie. A crass killer but a smokin' hot one at that! So! When are you gonna scoop me some exclusive shots of our man of mystery?"

"Er... never? I mean how? Lay moo...moves so stea..stealthi.thily. He's e..elooosive." Yixing shrugs. 

"Well, just keep your eyes peeled Xingie. You're a lucky boy. So you never know... God knows how much dough our readers and I will cough up for a quality shot of that sculptured bod in spandex! 

"Y..Yesh, B." Yixing replies innocently.

"Tsk..Tsk. What did I tell you Xingie. Always, always address me as Hyunnie. Go on now, let me hear it from your sweet lips." Baekhyun coos.

Yixing takes a deep breath and smiles, "Yes, Hyoo..ni.ni.ni"

"Atta boy!" Baekhyun claps gleefully while Lana shoots Sooyoung a knowing look and Kyungsoo supresses an eye roll, and everyone else in the room work on their gag reflex.

"Now Sooyoung! Surely you can come up with a better headline than 'No Biggy, No Diggity'? What the hell does it mean anyway?" Baekhyun snaps.

"Hyunnie, It.." Sooyoung responds but Baekhyun cuts her swiftly, "Don't answer