"Urgh, gross! What is that, Yixing?" Lana asks.

"Oh hi La..Lana! This? The sla..slain body of Con...congressman Park." Yixing replies happily while he pushes his thick-framed glasses up his nose bridge and munches on a jelly doughnut and continues editing the photo of the corpse simultaneously.

"Want one? I...I've got one with your favorite fee..fee..filling here. Blueberry cream!" Yixing offers his box of doughnuts to Lana.

Lana shoots Yixing a look of mild disgust and remarks, "Eww, no thanks. How...can you look at all this gore and still have the appetite to eat?" 

Yixing scratches his head and smiles back sweetly, "When you gotta eat, you gotta eat. Ti..ti..tight deadline." Then he pauses and takes another bite of the doughnut and continues, "Scores of photos to to to.. ed...edit before press time! No time for meal breaks. So... I'm mm..mm..multi..ti..tasking here!" He resumes munching the doughnut, taking a big bite at it, causing the red raspberry jelly to ooze out of it, just as he is zooming in on some blood stain marks on the photo. Lana registers the sight and almost retches.

Yixing then zooms in on a mark on the corpse. Lana's eyes widen and asks "Is that ... the 'L' mark again?" 

"Yep." Yixing replies nonchalantly as he reaches for another doughnut.

"Another handiwork of Lay's then?" Lana scoffs.

"P..pro..probably." Yixing replies.

"This Lay murderer is relentless! Does he think he's Batman or something? Always taking matters into his own hands!" Lana bristles.

"B..b..batman? Haha. B..bet he would like that. Having a Br..bruce Wayne b..b..billionaire alter-ego. Then he can fight crime in s..su..souped up cars and fancy gizmos!" Yixing gleefully remarks.

"Why is this funny to you, Yixing? Is murder funny to you? That man is a cold-blooded killer! An outlawed vigilante who self-styles himself as some masked superhero! Meting out social justice as he sees fit! Lay is dangerous!" Lana raises her voice.

"I..I..I'm sorry I upset you Lana! I..i d..didn't know you feel so strongly against L..La..Lay! So sor..sorry! Please forgive me? Forgive my si.ssi..silly joke?" Yixing attempts to mollify a worked up Lana.

"Lay? Did someone say 'Lay'?" Sooyoung, the sub-editor, pipes up brightly from across the room and scuttles over to Yixing's desk.

"Omo! Is this another one of Lay's conquest?" Sooyoung asks excitedly.

"It's Congressman Park this time." Lana laments.

"Woohoo! Attaboy! Go Lay go!" Sooyoung cheers.

"What! Why the hell are you cheering for a murderer?" Lana remarks incredulously.

"Why the hell not? C'mon! It's widely known that Congressman Park is pure evil! What with his corruption and abusive ways. He even got away scot-free from his housekeeper! All because he holds