Episode 6: Introducing the Family

우리 결혼했어요 (We Got Married): Luhan and Hyunae

 

(At Cube Entertainment building...)

 

The camera shows the exterior of Cube Entertainment and then the interior's hallways. Then, the camera shows a lounge occupied by four people. They were chatting and also having some latte.

 

MC 2: Oh, it's Hyunae.

Kim Nayoung: And she's with 4Minute's Jihyun, B2ST's Dongwoon and A Pink's Eunji.

 

Eunji (A Pink): Hyunae-yah, when is Luhan-ssi going to call?

Hyunae: Molla...

Jihyun (4Minute): How long have we waited for his call?

Hyunae: I think twenty minutes.

 

Then, Hyunae's phone, which was on the table, started to ring.

 

(Ring-ring!)

 

Hyunae: Eum? *picks up the phone from the table and looks at the caller ID*

Jihyun: Who is it?

Hyunae: *shyly* It's Luhan-oppa.

Eunji: Oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh!) Put it on speaker.

Dongwoon: Ppali, ppali, ppali~!

 

(Excited sunbaes)

 

Seulong: Even her sunbaes are excited. *chuckles*

 

Hyunae: *chuckles* Arasseo, arasseo~.

 

Hyunae answers the phone and puts it on speaker.

 

Hyunae: Luhannie-oppa?

Dongwoon: *chuckles softly* (Luhannie-oppa?)

Luhan: Baobei~. (Baobei~)

Eunji: *laughs inaudibly* (They're really like a couple)

Hyunae: Ne?

Luhan: I asked your manager to pick you up in an hour and take you to SM. (I asked your manager to pick you up and take you to SM.)

Hyunae: Huh...? Wae?

Luhan: It's a surprise, remember? In front of the building, there will be someone waiting for you. (It's a surprise. In front of the building, someone will be waiting for you.)

Hyunae: Arasseo.

Luhan: Ne, Baobei. Bye-bye~ (Ne. Bye-bye~)

Hyunae: Bye-bye, Yeobo~. 

 

Hyunae hangs up and her sunbaes look at her with cheeky smiles.

 

Jihyun: Luhannie-oppa?

Dongwoon: Baobei?

Jihyun: Ey, you two~.

Hyunae: (Shy) Eonni, oppa~!

 

Hyunae blushes and Eunji pokes her.

 

Eunji: Hehe, cute~.

Hyunae: He said my manager will be picking me up in a while. I better change out of my training clothes and go now.

Eunji: Send him our love~. (Send him our love~)

 

Hyunae laughs and gets up from the couch and makes her way to the shower rooms. She took a shower to get rid of the smell of sweat on her body. After taking a shower, she dressed up and made her way outside the building.

 

 

(Wife Hyunae comes out of the building with style)

 

Jinwoon: She's so fashionable.

MC 2: What do you expect? She's British.

 

A van stops in front of Hyunae and her manager comes out, opening the door for her. She enters the van and sits down. Her manager closes the door and enters the driver's seat. He drives the van to SM Entertainment.

 

Hyunae: Ah, my head is cold! (Brr...)

 

Jinwoon: She shouldn't wet her hair in the winter.

MC 1: She's meeting Luhan. She wouldn't want her hair to smell like sweat.

Seulong: Women... (Women...)

 

Spring Day's Manager: You shouldn't wet your hair when you're going out in the winter.

Hyunae: But Oppa... I don't want to smell like sweat when I meet him. What if he smells my head?

 

(Huh?)

 

MC 2: Mwo...?

MC 1: He's not going to smell your head, dear. *chuckles*

 

Spring Day's Manager: *chuckles* (This kid...) Whatever you say.

 

The van drove smoothly to its destination.

 

(Meanwhile...)

 

The camera shows a practice room with a boy group is practicing their dance.

 

(Husband Luhan is practicing with the rest of EXO)

 

MC 1: EXO looks so cool~!

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: What surprise did you prepare for Hyunae?

Luhan: It was Suho's idea that I should finally introduce Hyunae to them. I also thought that not only should Hyunae meet the rest of EXO, but the rest of SM Family.


 

After practicing, they sat down and drank water.

 

Kris: Lu-ge, when is Hyunae-ssi coming here?

Luhan: I called her a while ago about her manager picking her up.

Sehun: Hyung, when is hyungsoo-nim coming here?

Luhan: She'll be here soon, Sehun-ah.

Baekhyun: Luhan-hyung, now that you're married to Hyunae-ssi (Now that your married to Hyunae-ssi...), give us a handsome nephew (Give us a handsome nephew~).

 

(!)

 

MC 2: *laughs* EXO really wants them to have a kid.

 

Luhan: (MWOYA?!) What are you saying?! *pushes Baekhyun*

 

Baekhyun laughs along with the other members.

 

(The brothers want a nephew)

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Luhan: *stifles a laugh* (Pft!) When they knew that I got married to Hyunae, the members were asking when will they meet her (When will we meet her?), when is the wedding (When is the wedding?) and now they are asking me when will there be a baby coming (When are you going to have a baby?). Aigoo... (Aigoo... These guys...)

Int.: If you and Hyunae had a baby, what would he/she look like?

Luhan: Why are you asking me this? (Why are you asking me this?) *laughs* To be honest... I think our baby would be a very pretty one. (We would have a pretty baby~)


 

After having a laugh, they started to practice. Once they were finished, they changed into proper casual clothes and sat down on the floor. Minutes passed by as they waited for Hyunae.

 

Chen: *slumps on the floor* Ah, I'm so bored!

 

(Even if they have nothing to do, they still diligently wait for Hyunae)

 

(Meanwhile...)

 

The camera shows Hyunae's van, which finally made it to SM building.

 

(SM Entertainment: Husband's workplace)

 

Hyunae steps out of the van and observes her surroundings.

 

Hyunae: *stares at SM building* Wow... (Wow)

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: What did you feel when you saw SM building?

Hyunae: I said to myself, "This is where my husband works." He was working under one of the best label companies so I was slightly intimidated.


 

After staring at the building, she spots someone.

 

Hyunae: Eum?

 

(?)

 

The camera shows someone holding a sign saying I will lead you to your Yeobo~.

 

Seulong: It's DBSK's Yunho!

 

Hyunae walked to Yunho and the latter notices her.

 

Yunho (DBSK): Annyeonghaseyo. *bows*

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo. *bows*

Yunho: Are you Song Hyunae?

Hyunae: Ne.

Yunho: Please follow me.

 

Hyunae nods and follows Yunho like a duckling following its mother.

 

Yunho: Do you know who I am?

Hyunae: Ne... Yunho-sunbaenim.

Yunho: *smiles* (Proud)

 

MC 1: He's happy she knows who he is.

Seulong: Luhan's sunbaes are also excited to meet her.

 

They enter the building and Hyunae stares in amazement.

 

(Daebak~)

 

Yunho leads to Hyunae to the door of a practice room.

 

Hyunae: Is Luhan-oppa in here?

Yunho: He wants you to complete a mission for him. He told me to bring you to this room. Knock on the door and when they ask who's there, say, "Baobei~." (Baobei~)

Hyunae: Oh... Arasseoyo.

Yunho: Go ahead. I'll be going now. Goodbye and welcome to the family~.

Hyunae: Kamsahabnida~. *bows*

 

Yunho leaves and Hyunae knocks on the door of the practice room.

 

(?): Yobuseyo? (Who is it?)

Hyunae: Baobei~.

 

When she answered, all Hyunae heard now was shuffling of feet.

 

(Shuffle shuffle)

 

Then, the door was opened by someone.

 

(SuJu's Leeteuk!)

 

Kim Nayoung: Wah, it's Leeteuk-ssi~!

MC 1: It's been a while since we last saw him!

 

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo. *bows*

Leeteuk (Super Junior): Annyeonghaseyo. *bows* You must be Hyunae-ssi.

Hyunae: Ne.

Leeteuk: Come in. *gestures for Hyunae to come in*

 

Hyunae comes in to the room and she is greeted by other members of Super Junior, who are three at the moment.

 

(Hallyu stars Super Junior)

 

Heechul (Super Junior): Hyungsoo-nim~!

Hyunae: *smiles and bows shyly* Annyeonghaseyo. (This must be a dream!)

Kyuhyun (Super Junior): Wah, Luhan's wife is so pretty~.

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo, Song Hyunae-eyo. Mannaseo bangawoyo. *bows*

Leeteuk: Ne... Hyunae-ssi, Luhan prepared a mission for you.

Kyuhyun: You have to dance to one of our songs. If you are able to do that, you will move on to the next room.

Hyunae: What if I can't?

Heechul: Then you will not move to the next room until you can dance to one of our songs.

 

(First Mission: Dance Challenge)

 

Hyunae took off her coat and placed it near the door. She stood next to Kyuhyun and music started to play.

 

(Now playing: Mr. Simple)

 

Hyunae knew the moves but she hasn't even tried to dance them. Kyuhyun started to do the moves in order to help Hyunae. The nervous girl cautiously followed Kyuhyun. She made small mistakes that were noticed by everyone.

 

(Wife is doing her best)

 

MC 2: *nervously* Please tell me she's doing alright.

Kim Nayoung: Why do you seem more nervous than her?

MC 2: (Do your best, Hyunae~!)

 

The music ended and Hyunae looked at the four members of Super Junior in worry. The Super Junior members looked at each other.

 

 

(Dun dun dun...)

 

Super Junior: Ddaeng!

 

(FAILED)

 

Hyunae frowned and Kyuhyun pat her back, comforting her.

 

Kyuhyun: Gwaenchanha. We'll pick another song.

Hyunae: Arasseoyo.

 

Siwon takes Kyuhyun's place and another song plays.

 

(Now playing: A-CHA)

 

Hyunae does her best in following Siwon's movements but failed to do an instrumental part. However, Hyunae didn't give up in dancing to the song. After a while, the music stopped.

 

Heechul: Ddaeng! 

 

(FAILED)

 

Hyunae drops her head in frustration.

 

Hyunae: Ah, eottokhe? (Aigoo...)

Leeteuk: Don't worry. You can do it. Let's move on to the next song.

 

Heechul takes Siwon's place next to Hyunae and the music is playing.

 

(Now playing: Sorry Sorry)

 

Automatically, Hyunae started dancing to the beat with Heechul. Hyunae danced almost perfectly because this was a dance she practiced once and she knows the moves by heart.

 

(Hyunae moves along with the beat)

 

Kim Nayoung: Sorry Sorry is an easy dance.

MC 2: That's right.

 

The music reached the end and Hyunae looked at the Super Junior members in worry.

 

Hyunae: *worriedly* Did I pass this time?

 

The Super Junior members looked at each other in silence.

 

(Dun, dun, dun...)

 

Leeteuk: Ding-dong-ding~! (Ding-dong-ding~)

 

(PASSED)

 

Hyunae jumped up and down in happiness with the Super Junior members.

 

Heechul: Welcome to the family, Hyunae-ssi~.

Siwon: What's your position in your group?

Hyunae: I'm the main dancer. (Spring Day's main dancer)

Siwon: Let's recover your main dancer image. Please dance to one of your songs.

 

Then, Luhan's favorite Spring Day song, Twinkle Twinkle, started playing and Hyunae dances to it. Super Junior dances along with her and ends the song with cute poses.

 

(Dances to Luhan's favorite Spring Day song to recover her image as the main dancer of Spring Day)

 

Leeteuk: Come on. I'll get you to the next room.

 

Hyunae nodded and took her coat from a corner. She followed Leeteuk to another practice room. They stopped in front of its door.

 

Leeteuk: Remember to knock and if they ask who is it, the password is "Everland." (Everland)

Hyunae: Ne, I understand.

Leeteuk: Welcome to the family~.

Hyunae: Kamsahabnida~. *bows*

 

Leeteuk smiles and walks away. Hyunae, who was now left alone in front of a practice room, knocked on the door.

 

(?): Yobuseyo? (Yobuseyo?)

Hyunae: Everland.

 

After a few minutes, the door opened and revealed a familiar princess-like face.

 

(SNSD's Seohyun)

 

Jinwoon: It's Seohyun-ssi~!

MC 1: The one who always answers seems to be former WGM participants.

 

Seohyun (SNSD): Annyeonghaseyo. *bows*

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo. *bows*

Seohyun: You're Hyunae-ssi, right?

Hyunae: Ne. *smiles*

Seohyun: Come in. *makes way for Hyunae to come in*

 

The rest of SNSD, who were only five at the moment, stand up once they saw Hyunae and bowed to her.

 

(Top girl group SNSD)

 

SNSD: Annyeonghaseyo~! *bows*

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo Joeneun Song Hyunae-eyo. Mannaseo bangawoyo~. *bows*

Taeyeon (SNSD): Luhan's wife is so polite. (Pleased Taejumma - Taeyeon + Ahjumma)

Yoona (SNSD): Hyunae-ssi is really beautiful...

Hyunae: *shyly* Kamsahabnida.

Sooyoung (SNSD): May I ask, do you have a parent who is a foreigner?

Hyunae: Ne. My eomma is British.

Tiffany (SNSD): What's your English name?

Hyunae: Hailey Jane Song (Hailey Jane Song)

 

Seulong: That's a pretty name.

Kim Nayoung: *tries to pronounce Hyunae's English name* Hailey Jane Song...

 

Tiffany: *in English* Nice to meet you, Hailey~. (Nice to meet you, Hailey~) *shakes hands with Hyunae and shows her eye smile*

Hyunae: *in English* Hello, Tiffany. Nice to meet you~. *shakes hands with Tiffany and smiles*

 

(Authentic British accent)

 

Sunny (SNSD): British accent... Daebak...

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: You have two accents...

Hyunae: When I speak Korean, I speak in a Busan accent a lot. When I speak English, my accent is naturally a British accent. I was born in Busan and when I was ten years old, we moved to the UK (United Kingdom) and moved back to Korea when I was fifteen. My mother and father both worked at home so I was around them a lot and the accents got stuck to me.

 

(Song Hyunae, the girl with two accents)


 

MC 2: They say that if you stay in the UK for at least a year, you will already have a British accent.

MC 1: Jinjja?

Kim Nayoung: I think we should all stay in UK for a year.

MCs and guests: *laugh* (Kaja!)

 

Seohyun: Eonni-deul, I think we should start with Hyunae's mission already.

Yoona: Ah, ne. *to Seohyun* Gomawo, maknae.

Taeyeon: Your mission from Luhan with us is that you do an aegyo battle with Sunny.

 

(Mission #2: Aegyo Battle)

 

Hyunae started to become a bit hesitant.

 

Yoona: If you win one point, you'll proceed to the next room.

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Hyunae: When they said that I'll be doing an aegyo battle... I didn't know what to do. I really can't do aegyo. (Wife can't do aegyo) I've been told that I was cute, but I can't act cute when people tell me to.


 

(Can Hyunae do it?)

 

Hyunae: Ne. *sits next to Sunny*

 

(Aegyo Battle begins)

 

Sooyoung: Arasseo, let's start with Sunny.

 

Sunny started doing aegyo.

 

Sunny: *sings and dances the Gwiyomi song cutely* Ildeo hagi ileun gwiyomi, ideo hagi ineun gwiyomi, samdeo hagi sameun gwiyomi...

 

The rest of SNSD were cringing.

 

(Cringe)

 

MC 1: Sunny is SNSD's aegyo queen, right?

MC 2: Ne.

MC 1: Now I get the irony. *laughs*

 

After Sunny's aegyo act, it was Hyunae's turn.

 

Sooyoung: Next is Hyunae!

 

Hyunae let out a sigh and starts her attempted aegyo.

 

Hyunae: *in a baby voice* Oppa, take care~!

 

 

(Hyunae's attempted aegyo)

 

She does a cute face for a while and then stops. She cringes while bowing her head down in embarrassment.

 

Hyunae: Ah, it's hard doing aegyo! (Frustrated)

 

Jinwoon: Hyunae really can't do aegyo, can't she?

Seulong: I think she has natural aegyo. She does aegyo without even knowing.

 

Taeyeon and the other members of SNSD, with the exception of Sunny, look at each other for a moment.

 

Taeyeon: I think we'll have to give the win to Sunny.

 

(Win goes to Sunny)

 

Yoona: Hyunae-ssi, if you can beat Sunny, you will proceed to the next room.

Hyunae: Ne, I understand. *nods*

Tiffany: Arasseo, let's start the second round of Aegyo Battle.

 

(Aegyo Battle: Round 2)

 

Sunny starts to do her aegyo act.

 

 

(Sunny does her aegyo)

 

The rest of SNSD watch Sunny do her aegyo and they cringe because of it.

 

Sooyoung: You can stop now, Soonkyu-yah. *stops Sunny abruptly* (You can stop now)

 

Sunny stops and everyone laughs. Then, the SNSD members turn to Hyunae to do her aegyo act.

 

 

(Hyunae's second attempted aegyo)

 

Kim Nayoung: You can clearly see her cringing.

MC 1: It's really burdensome if you're asked to do aegyo on the spot.

 

(Even if she doesn't want to do aegyo, Hyunae is doing her best)

 

Yoona: Sorry, Hyunae. We're giving the win to Sunny again.

 

(Sunny gets another win)

 

Taeyeon: Let's start the third round!

 

(Aegyo Battle Round 3!)

 

Sunny starts to do her aegyo act.

 

 

Sunny: Bbuing-bbuing~!

 

(Sunny battles Hyunae with an old-fashioned bbuing-bbuing)

 

When Sunny was finished, the rest of SNSD turned to Hyunae. She was going to do her aegyo act but covered her nose and and sneezed in a rather cute manner.

 

(Achoo~!)

 

Seohyun: *blurts out* Ah, cute~!

 

Seulong: Told you. Natural aegyo.

Kim Nayoung: It seems like Hyunae is one of the people who can do that.

 

Again, SNSD, with the exception of Sunny, looked at each other. They smiled at Hyunae.

 

Seohyun: Congratulations, Hyunae-ssi. You passed the Aegyo Battle.

 

(PASSED)

 

Hyunae starts cheering along with SNSD, but Sunny sulks playfully.

 

Sunny: *sulks* But I'm cute~ (Sulky)

Taeyeon: Both of you are cute, ok?

 

Sunny smiles and hugs Hyunae tightly before letting go.

 

Tiffany: Welcome to the family, Hailey~!

Hyunae: Kamsahabnida~!

Yoona: Hyunae-ssi, follow me. I'll get you to the next room.

 

Hyunae nodded and followed Yoona to the next practice room. They stopped in front of the door and Yoona faces Hyunae.

 

Yoona: Knock and say, "Yeobo." Once again, welcome to the family~.

Hyunae: Kamsahabnida~!

Yoona: I'll be going now, Hyunae-ssi.

 

The two girls bid each other goodbye and Yoona goes back to SNSD's practice room. Hyunae stands in front of the door and knocks on the door.

 

(?): Yobuseyo? (Yobuseyo?)

Hyunae: Yeobo.

 

The practice door opened and it revealed another familiar face.

 

(f(x)'s Victoria!)

 

Kim Nayoung: Victoria-ssi~!

MC 2: Thank you, PD-nim. You brought back the former participants of WGM.

 

Victoria (f(x)): (Cheerful) Annyeonghaseyo, Hyunae-ssi~! *bows*

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo~. *bows*

Victoria: Come in. *leads Hyunae in the practice room*

 

The people in the practice room were all five members of f(x).

 

(K-Pop's new generation f(x))

 

Sulli (f(x)): Annyeonghaseyo, hyungsoo-nim~!

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo, Song Hyunae-eyo. Mannaseo bangawoyo~! *bows*

Luna (f(x)): She's so polite~.

Victoria: That's why you all should follow her example.

 

They all laugh at what Victoria said.

 

MC 2: The words of f(x)'s eomma, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Amber (f(x)): Hyungsoo-nim has really pretty eyes...

Krystal (f(x)): Ne, what color are they, Hyunae-ssi?

Hyunae: My eyes are gray.

Victoria: Wow... (Wow)

Sulli: Oh! Your mission is that we will say an emotion and you have to look like that emotion as funny as you can.

Amber: Like an acting game.

 

(Mission #3: Acting Game)

 

Hyunae: Ne, I understand.

Luna: If you can do everything, then you can go to the last room.

Victoria: Arasseo. Let's start!

Krystal: First emotion is sadness. (Sadness)

 

Hyunae made the funniest sad expression she could do.

 

 

The f(x) members are starting to get amused by their sister-in-law.

 

(Sad Hyunae)

 

MC 1: Hyunae's doing good so far.

 

Krystal: Next emotion. Angry. (Angry)

 

Hyunae makes a funny angry expression.

 

 

(Angry Hyunae)

 

The members of f(x) started to laugh, covering their mouths.

 

Seulong and Jinwoon: *laughs* (Kekekekekekeke~!)

Kim Nayoung: Hyunae's so cute!

 

(Is this Song Hyunae?)

 

Sulli: Next emotion is annoyed. (Annoyed)

 

Hyunae makes a funny annoyed expression.

 

 

(Annoyed Hyunae)

 

Sulli and Krystal were covering their faces while laughing. The other three members of f(x) were lying down on the floor trying to catch their breath while laughing.

 

(f(x) rolls on the floor because their sister-in-law made them laugh)

 

Victoria: *calms down a bit* Ok, last emotion is happiness. (Happiness)

 

When Hyunae heard the last emotion, she suddenly remembered her labelmate, Bomi of APink. She did the last emotion by laughing just like Bomi.

 

 

(Happy Hyunae - a sight that makes anyone smile)

 

The f(x) members burst out in laughter just by looking at Hyunae laughing contagiously. After calming down, the f(x) members looked at each other and smiled at Hyunae.

 

Luna: You passed the acting game~!

 

(PASSED)

 

Hyunae jumped up and down in happiness along with the members of f(x).

 

Victoria: *hugs Hyunae tightly and lets go after a few seconds* Welcome to the family~!

Sulli: Do you need to recover your image as an idol?

Hyunae: Gwaenchanha. I'm fine.

 

MC 1: I'm amazed how Hyunae is not afraid if her image goes from being the cute maknae to becoming the funny maknae.

Seulong: That makes her very unique.

 

(Hyunae doesn't need to worry about her image as the cute maknae of Spring Day as long as she can make people smile)

 

Amber: Now that you have passed all the missions, I'll get you to the last room.

Hyunae: Ne.

 

Hyunae follows Amber to the last practice room and they stop in front of the door. 

 

Amber: Remember to knock first. The password is "We got married~."

Hyunae: Arasseoyo.

Amber: I'll be going now. Welcome to the family~. *bows*

Hyunae: Kamsahabnida~. *bows*

 

Amber leaves and Hyunae is alone in front of the practice room door.

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: How was completing Luhan's missions?

Hyunae: The first and last missions were good... But the aegyo battle was the worst. (On fire) Luhan-oppa is really going to get a piece of my mind...


 

(Meanwhile in EXO's practice room)

 

Kris is on the phone with their manager and the rest of the members were doing random things.

 

Kris: *with a phone in his ear* Manager-hyung is out buying food. He's asking if you want some.

Suho: Ask him if he could get ddeokbokki, sundae and kimbap for all of us.

Luhan: Let's not forget Hyunae.

Kris: Ne. *goes back to talking to their manager on the phone*

 

Kris finished talking on the phone and a knock on the door was heard.

 

Xiumin: Yobuseyo?

(?): We got married~!

 

(It's my wife!)

 

Luhan gets up from his seat and walks to the door. He opens it and what greeted his sight was Hyunae. He grins at the sight of her.

 

Luhan: Baobei~! *hugs Hyunae*

 

(Luhan gives Hyunae a loving hug...)

 

Hyunae hugs back in a dry manner.

 

(...Hyunae hugs back soullessly)

 

Luhan: *pulls away and looks at Hyunae's sour expression* What's wrong, Baobei?

Chen: Hyungsoo-nim~!

 

Hyunae avoids Luhan and looks at the rest of EXO with a smile. She walks towards them and bows as a greeting.

 

(Yeobo is ignored)

 

Jinwoon: Always remember that you should not make your wife do aegyo, Luhan-ssi.

 

Hyunae: (Completely ignoring Luhan) Annyeonghaseyo, joeneun Song Hyunae-eyo. Mannaseo bangawoyo~! *bows*

Suho: Kids, gather!

 

EXO, with the exception of Luhan, gather in one line and do their infamous greeting.

 

Suho: Hana, dul, set.

EXO (with the exception of Luhan): We are one! Annyeonghaseyo, EXO-imnida. *bow*

Kris: Welcome to the family, hyungsoo-nim~.

Hyunae: Kamsahabnida~. *bows*

 

Luhan, who is left puzzled, walks towards Hyunae.

 

Luhan: Hyunae-yah, are you angry?

 

Hyunae exhaled and faced Luhan. She started poking his stomach harshly but it wasn't painful to Luhan.

 

Seulong: *laughs* She's poking him.

Jinwoon: *laughs with Seulong* She doesn't want to hurt Luhan so she pokes him instead.

 

Hyunae: Oppa, why did you make me do aegyo?! *continues poking his stomach* (Poke, poke, poke)

Luhan: (Confused) You're angry about that?

Hyunae: (On the verge of crying) I don't like doing aegyo! *continues poking him* (Poke, poke, poke)

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Luhan: She's the maknae of Spring Day. I thought she could do aegyo when she's asked to. Now I know she's not that kind of girl.


 

Baekhyun: Luhan-hyung, not all people can do aegyo easily. You nearly made Hyunae cry.

Chanyeol: Ey... Our hyung...

Luhan: Mianhae, Baobei. *hugs Hyunae and pats her back*

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: What does it feel like seeing your wife mad for the first time?

Luhan: It's scary. I want to be a good husband... but I made Hyunae angry. Mianhae, Baobei~. (Mianhae, Baobei~)


 

Hyunae: Yeobo... just don't make me do aegyo. *hugs back*

Luhan: *pulls away and smiles* I promise. *holds up his pinky*

Hyunae: *interlaces her pinky with Luhan's* I forgive you.

Lay: Yay, you made up!

 

Luhan and Hyunae chuckle and sit on the floor along with the rest of EXO.

 

Suho: I guess we should all introduce ourselves.

Hyunae: Can you introduce yourselves by age order, brothers-in-law? Although... I remember Xiumin-ssi, Lay-ssi and Tao-ssi. Exclude them, please.

Chen: Anything for you~.

 

Xiumin, Lay and Tao took a seat next to Hyunae so she was in between Luhan and the three other brothers. The rest of EXO arranged themselves according to age order. Once they were already in their places, Hyunae spoke up.

 

Hyunae: *to Luhan, Xiumin, Lay and Tao* What are your age positions?

Luhan: Xiumin is the oldest, I'm the second oldest, Lay is the fifth oldest and Tao is the third youngest.

Hyunae: (Innocently) How are you and Xiumin-ssi the oldest when you two practically still look like babies?

 

Hyunae brought EXO into laughter with her innocent question.

 

Chanyeol: Hyungsoo-nim is so cute~.

Luhan: What age position did you expect me and Xiumin to be in?

Hyunae: Molla. (Molla)

 

Luhan laughs along with Xiumin at how cute Hyunae was. Then, the introductions started.

 

Kris: I am EXO's appa, Kris.

Suho: I am EXO's eomma, Suho.

Baekhyun: I am EXO's beef, Baekhyun~.

Hyunae: Beef?

Luhan: Tao calls him that.

Chen: I am EXO's troll, Chen~.

Chanyeol: I am EXO's Happy Virus, Chanyeol~. *does a bit of aegyo*

D.O: I am EXO's chef, Do Kyungsoo.

Kai: I'm EXO's y dancer, Kai.

Sehun: I'm EXO's baby, Sehun

Hyunae: *surprised* Jinjja? (Jinjja?)

Sehun: Ne. Waeyo, Hyunae-ssi?

Hyunae: I thought you would be one of the oldest.

 

Sehun grins at his sister-in-law and stands up. He walks towards her and shakes hands with her, thanking her for what she said. He goes back to his place with a smile.

 

Chen: *laughs* Sehun-ah is happy now.

 

(Sehun is flattered)

 

Baekhyun: It's time to do your introduction to us, hyungsoo-nim.

Hyunae: I thought I already did.

Lay: He meant a different introduction. You should do it like what we did.

Hyunae: Oh, I understand.

Chen: Shijak~.

Hyunae: Smile everyday~! Annyeonghaseyo, I'm Spring Day's crumpet, Hyunae~. *smiles*

 

(A maknae's cute introduction)

 

Kris: When's your birthday?

Hyunae: October 31, 1993.

D.O: You can call us oppa with the exception of Kai and Sehun because they're 94-liners.

Kai: Me and Sehun will call you noona.

Hyunae: Ne.

Suho: Do you have a foreign parent? I noticed the color of your eyes.

Hyunae: My mother is British.

Chen and Baekhyun: Oh, the UK~.

Tao: Are you born in the UK?

Hyunae: Aniyo, Tao-oppa. I was born in Busan. I moved to the UK when I was ten years old and back to Busan when I was fifteen.

Chanyeol: Ah... that explains the accent.

Baekhyun: What's your blood type?

Hyunae: AB. (AB)

 

Jinwoon: Isn't the AB blood type rare?

MC 2: She's lucky because she can get blood from anyone.

MC 1: That's right.

 

Baekhyun: Luhan-hyung, what's your blood type?

Luhan: O. (O)

 

(AB girl + O boy = The best couple, but prone to sudden clashes)

 

MC 1: That's why...

Kim Nayoung: People will really get concerned because they might fight at an unexpected time.

Seulong: Like a while ago when Hyunae-ssi was angry at Luhan for making her do aegyo.

 

Baekhyun: You two are good together but you will get into a fight at an unexpected time.

Kai: Like a while ago.

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: Do you believe in blood type matchmaking?

Hyunae: I don't believe those kind of things easily. We may get into fights in the future but we will overcome them.

 

Int.: Do you believe in blood type matchmaking?

Luhan: Not really. Baekhyun said that me and Hyunae will fight at unexpected times and it may or may not be true because our blood types say so.


 

Hyunae: Is that so...?

Tao: Now that you two are married, when will the baby come? (When will the baby come?)

 

(!)

 

Kim Nayoung: These kids really want them to have a baby... *laughs* (Aigoo)

 

Hyunae widens her eyes at her brothers-in-law.

 

Hyunae: Mwoya?!

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: What do you think would having a baby with Luhan be like?

Hyunae: Pft! (Puha!) Why are you asking me this? It's too early! *sighs and thinks* I think if we would have a baby... I want a baby girl who has Luhan's eyes. (Hyunae dreams of a baby girl with Luhan's eyes)


 

Luhan: Now you're saying it to Hyunae!

 

Hyunae laughed along with her brothers-in-law because of their outrageous question.

 

Hyunae: Ah, wae?! *laughs*

Luhan: Why do you all want us to have a baby?

Baekhyun: You're husband and wife. You need to have a kid.

Hyunae: *sighs* (Heol...)

Suho: Let's do something while we're waiting for Manager-hyung.

 

(Suho saves the awkwardness)

 

MC 1: Thank God for Suho.

Kim Nayoung: All the talk about having kids is really awkward. They're still young!

 

Chanyeol: The Silent Game? (Silent Game)

Hyunae: Silent Game?

Xiumin: You just have to stay silent until someone breaks it. The person who breaks the silence gets a punishment.

Sehun: We can do something but with no sound coming from your mouth.

D.O: Should we start now?

Chanyeol: Shijak! Silence! (SILENCE)

 

They were all silent. They didn't open their mouths and stayed silent.

 

(The whole room turns deadly silent)

 

As the minutes pass, the silence made Hyunae sleepy, making her rest her head on Luhan's shoulder as her eyes were drooping. Baekhyun, who was across Hyunae, tapped the floor so she could turn to him. When she noticed, he says something to her using his hands.

 

Baekhyun: *using hand gestures* (Sleeping is not allowed)

 

Hyunae nods and widens her eyes more just to keep awake. She nudges Luhan and the latter faces her.

 

Hyunae: *tugs Luhan's shirt* (Oppa, I'm bored~)

 

Luhan cupped Hyunae's face and made funny faces to keep her awake. Hyunae, knowing that she's not supposed to make a sound, smiled at Luhan and cupped his face as well.

 

(The LuHyun couple is having a silent sweet time)

 

The rest of the people in the room, however, were getting bored as time passes.

 

Seulong: It's a bad idea to do the Silent Game.

MC 1: You'll only get bored.

 

(The boredom is resonating in the room)

 

Chanyeol has had enough of doing nothing during the Silent Game. He claps his hands loudly to get the attention of everyone.

 

Chanyeol: *using hand gestures* (Let's gather around and play a game silently)

Luhan: *scratching his head* (Mwo?)

Chanyeol: *using hand gestures* (Let's play the 007 Game!)

Kai: *excited* (Let's play!)

 

They all gather around in a circle and start the game. Chanyeol starts by making a square in the air with his fingers and pointed at Sehun.

 

(Start: Chanyeol; 0: Sehun)

 

Sehun pointed at himself and then at Baekhyun.

 

(0: Sehun; 7: Baekhyun)

 

Baekhyun pointed at Luhan, who was in between Hyunae and Xiumin.

 

(Shot: Luhan)

 

Because Baekhyun "shot" Luhan, Xiumin raised his hands. Hyunae, who didn't know the game rules, was confused and didn't know what to do. She and Xiumin were supposed to raise their hands since the one who was "shot" was in between them. Since Hyunae didn't raise her hands, Chanyeol brought her to the middle for her punishment.

 

(Hyunae obediently goes to the middle)

 

After bringing Hyunae to the middle, Chanyeol brings Luhan to the middle also.

 

Chanyeol: *using hand gestures* (Tickle her.)

Luhan: *furrows his eyebrows* (What?)

Chanyeol: *brings Luhan to the middle* (Tickle her as a punishment)

 

Luhan was confused but he obliges. He sits behind Hyunae and tickles her. Hyunae widens her eyes and squirms but she did not dare to make a sound if she didn't want to get a punishment for breaking the silence.

 

(Hyunae receives her husband's love)

 

Luhan stops tickling her and Hyunae glares at him.

 

Hyunae: *pokes Luhan's stomach* (Why did you do that?)

 

They go back to their places and Chanyeol motions Hyunae to start the game. Hyunae looks at Chanyeol in confusion for a moment.

 

Hyunae: *shrugs her shoulders* (I don't know how to play)

Chanyeol: *using hand gestures* (Make a square and point at someone)

Hyunae: *nods* (Ok...)

 

Hyunae makes a square in the air with her fingers and points at D.O.

 

(Start: Hyunae; 0: D.O)

 

Then, D.O points at Chen.

 

(0: Chen)

 

Chen points at Kris.

 

(7: Kris)

 

Kris, who didn't know the game as well, stayed frozen. Chanyeol started to count down and eventually, Kris pointed at Kai.

 

(Shot: Kai)

 

Kai was in between Lay and Tao. Because Kai was "shot," Lay and Tao have to raise their hands. However, Lay and Tao didn't know the game as well. Because they didn't raise their hands, the members brought them to the middle for their punishment. The members who knew the game slapped their backs repeatedly.

 

(Lay and Tao are given free massages from their brothers)

 

After the punishment, Tao glared at the people who hit him.

 

Tao: *glares* (Why did you hit me?)

 

The others didn't answer. Tao went back to his place along with Lay.

 

Chanyeol: *to Tao and Lay* (Play rock-paper-scissors first)

 

Tao and Lay played rock-paper-scissors. Tao beat Lay and Chanyeol tells him to start the game. Tao tries to follow what the others did to start the game. He makes a square and points at Xiumin.

 

(Start: Tao; 0: Xiumin)

 

Then, Xiumin pointed at Sehun.

 

(0: Sehun)

 

Sehun pointed at himself and then at Tao.

 

(7: Sehun; Shot: Tao)

 

Hyunae and Kai both raised their hands fast when Tao was "shot." However, Tao got surprised and nearly raised his hands. All of them saw it and Kai brought Tao to the middle of the circle.

 

(To the center for your punishment)

 

Some of the members went to the circle to slap Tao's back. Sehun, being the mischievous little maknae he is, took off Tao's shoes and continued to slap his back. Once the punishment was done, Tao covered his face and laughed silently. He raised his head only to see that his shoes were taken off.

 

(Barefoot Ta-bong)

 

He made his way back to his place and didn't bother to put on his shoes. The rest were trying their best not to burst in laughter. They continued to play the game starting with Tao. He makes a square in the air with his fingers and points at Suho.

 

(Start: Tao; 0: Suho)

 

Suho points at Baekhyun.

 

(0: Baekhyun)

 

Baekhyun points at Chen.

 

(7: Chen)

 

Then, Chen points at Xiumin, who was in between him and Luhan, and raises his hands.

 

(Shot: Xiumin)

 

Luhan, who didn't know the game, sat there frozen and confused. Baekhyun smiles mischievously and some of the members bring Luhan to the center of the circle.

 

(Husband Luhan is brought to the center for his punishment)

 

Luhan's back was slapped by his brothers and Hyunae watched in amusement. After the punishment, he went back to his place beside Hyunae. Luhan was only wearing a navy blue t-shirt, so his arms, that were red from his punishment, were noticed. Hyunae hugged Luhan tightly to comfort him. Hyunae pulled away and Luhan compared his red arm to Hyunae's hair.

 

Luhan: *shows his arm to Hyunae* (My arm is the same color as your hair!)

 

Hyunae covered her face and laughed silently. After silently laughing for a few good minutes, Chanyeol clapped his hands.

 

Chanyeol: *using hand gestures* (Now let's enjoy together)

 

Hyunae taught Luhan how to start the game and Luhan followed what she did. He made a square in the air with his fingers and pointed at D.O.

 

(Start: Luhan; 0: D.O)

 

D.O pointed at Kai.

 

(0: Kai)

 

Kai pointed at Chanyeol.

 

(7: Chanyeol)

 

Chanyeol pointed at himself.

 

(Shot: Chanyeol)

 

Sehun and Baekhyun, who were on Chanyeol's right and left, raised their hands.

 

(This is how you play the 007 Game!)

 

Then, Kris's phone rang. He saw that it was their manager calling. He answered the phone, which was a big mistake.

 

Kris: Ne, Manager-hyung? (Ne, Manager-hyung)

 

(He... He broke the silence!)

 

Everyone turned to look at Kris with wide eyes. Then, Chanyeol brought Kris, who was done talking to their manager, to the center of the circle and all the members ganged up on him and slapped his back repeatedly.

 

Kris: Mworago?! (MWORAGO?!)

 

Everyone started to laugh, relieved that the uncomfortable silence was finally broken.

 

MC 1: Thank God the silence was broken!

Seulong: We've been silent the whole time they were playing.

Jinwoon: You were probably asleep the whole time.

 

Kris: Yah! (YAH!) *points at Chanyeol* Why did you do that?!

 

Kris gangs up on Chanyeol, who collapsed on the floor from laughter, slaps him on the arm a few times.

 

(Bad Chanyeol!)

 

Chanyeol: You forgot that the person who breaks the silence gets a punishment.

Chen: His yell went about five octaves higher.

Baekhyun: *imitating Kris* Mworago?! (The puppy imitates EXO-M's leader)

Kris: What's my punishment?

Sehun: Dance to one of Hyunae-noona's songs (Dance to Spring Day songs)

Tao: In the cutest way possible. (In the cutest way possible)

 

MC 2: Now that will be a sight anyone would pay to see.

 

(Kris's punishment: Dance one of Spring Day's songs cutely)

 

Hyunae inwardly chuckled at the idea. Then, she widened her eyes as if she remembered something. Quickly, she took out her phone and called her manager.

 

Hyunae: Manager-oppa?

Spring Day's Manager: Ne?

Hyunae: Are you still here?

Spring Day's Manager: Ne. I'll have to fetch the other members in a little while.

Hyunae: Arasseoyo. Is my backpack still in the van?

Spring Day's Manager: Ne. Wae?

Hyunae: Can you meet me at the entrance of the building?

Spring Day's Manager: Arasseo.

 

Hyunae said goodbye and hung up. She nudged Luhan, who turned to look at her.

 

Hyunae: Oppa, can we go to the entrance? I'm just going to get my backpack from my manager.

Luhan: Oh... Arasseo. *to the rest of EXO* We'll just go to the entrance of the building.

Suho: Wae?

Hyunae: I'm just going to get my backpack.

 

Suho nodded and the LuHyun couple made their way to the entrance. When they were alone, Hyunae giggled.

 

Hyunae: *giggling* (Hehehehehe)

Luhan: Wae?

Hyunae: *in a singsong voice* You'll see~. (You'll see~)

 

(What is this mischievous girl up to?)

 

They reached the entrance and Hyunae got her backpack from her manager. She waves her hand at Luhan, telling him to come closer.

 

Hyunae: *opens her bag* (Oppa, come here!)

Luhan: *goes to Hyunae* (Mwo?)

 

Hyunae shows Luhan the contents of her backpack. Luhan's eyes widened and started laughing.

 

(!)

 

After Luhan stops laughing, they went back to EXO's practice room.

 

Seulong: What is inside Hyunae's bag?

 

They went inside the practice room and Hyunae called out to them.

 

Hyunae: Kris-oppa, since you're going to dance to one of our songs... *brings out something from her backpack* You have to dress like us too.

 

Hyunae shows Kris what was in her bag. Kris widened his eyes.

 

(MWO?!)

 

The camera shows what Hyunae is holding.

 

 

(Pastel-colored suspender skirts)

 

MCs and guests: *burst out laughing*

Kim Nayoung: Now this will surely change his image.

 

Kris: You want me to wear one of those?!

Lay: Isn't that... a bit small for Kris?

Hyunae: It's stretchable.

Kai: Wait... You're going to dance to Darling?

Hyunae: Ne. I'll be dancing with Kris-oppa.

 

Kris sighs and takes the pastel green suspender skirt and Hyunae went to the comfort room with her backpack to change into the yellow suspender skirt. Kris slips on the suspender skirt and Hyunae comes back to the practice room. Hyunae was only wearing a white shirt, the yellow suspender skirt and pink sneakers.

 

(Hyunae comes into the room with a fresh appearance)

 

MC 1: Wah, Hyunae looks so pretty~!

MC 2: *laughing* Look at Kris though.

 

The camera shows Kris still wearing his long-sleeved shirt and jeans. He slipped the pastel green skirt over his outfit and stood embarrassed.

 

(Hyunae: Lovely; Kris: Awkward)

 

Hyunae and Kris stand next to each other and Darling is playing.

 

(Now Playing: Darling by Spring Day)

 

The instrumental beginning plays and Hyunae starts dancing. Kris was following her moves, making his own moves cute like hers. At the chorus, Kris sings along with her.

 

Kris and Hyunae: Call me your darling darling nareul nogyeojwo~. (Call me your darling~)

Hyunae: Sugar pop my lollipop sori chil geoya~.

Kris and Hyunae:  Call you my darling geudaen dalkomhae~.

Hyunae: Oh hwakkeunhae deo tteugeopge only you~.

Kris: Only you only you my only you~.

 

Jinwoon: Daebak!

 

They finish the song with a bow and everyone clapped. Kris hyung slipped off the suspender skirt and handed it to Hyunae. The latter put the clothing back into her bag. Chen let Hyunae sit on the couch since she's wearing a skirt.

 

Kai: Noona, do you like anything besides football?

Hyunae: I like skateboarding (Skateboarding), cooking (Cooking) and a little bit of painting (Painting). I can play the piano (Can play the piano).

Chanyeol: Can you play for us? *leads her to the keyboard in the practice room*

Hyunae: Arasseoyo. *sits on the chair and starts playing a piece*

 

Hyunae plays River Flows In You by Yiruma on the piano.

 

(Hyunae plays a beautiful melody)

 

All of EXO were all mesmerized by Hyunae playing the piano.

 

(The sound of Hyunae playing the piano soothes the stressed souls of everyone)

 

MC 1: The sound of the piano is really soothing.

Seulong: Hyunae plays beautifully~.

 

Hyunae finishes the piece and EXO claps.

 

Baekhyun: Can you play What Is Love?

Tao: Oh! Lu-ge can sing along.

 

Luhan stands beside Hyunae and the latter plays the piano version of the chorus of What Is Love. Luhan decided to sing the Chinese version.

 

Luhan: I lost my mind dang ni zou jin wo shixian jiu zai ni zhouwei zhengge shijie get in slow motion qing ni gaosu wo ruguo zheyang jiushi ai...

 

(Combined with Hyunae playing the piano, Luhan's voice soothes everyone)

 

Kim Nayoung: I feel like I'm falling in love with Luhan...

MC 2: Yah, he's married to Hyunae.

Kim Nayoung: A woman can dream! (A woman can dream!)

 

When they finished playing, EXO-M's manager and EXO-K's manager came into the room.

 

Kai: Our food's here!

 

Their managers brought in the food and EXO-K's manager noticed Hyunae.

 

EXO-K's Manager: You must be Hyunae.

Hyunae: Annyeonghaseyo, joeneun Song Hyunae-eyo. Mannaseo bangawoyo~. *bows*

Suho: He's EXO-K's manager. The manager that you met before is EXO-M's manager.

Hyunae: Ah...

 

EXO's managers bought ddeokbokki, sundae for everyone.

 

(Om nom nom~)

 

The managers left them alone and all of them happily ate. Luhan tries feeding Hyunae.

 

Luhan: Baobei, say "ah." *holds up the ddeokbokki to *

Hyunae: Ah... *opens and Luhan feeds her the ddeokbokki*

 

Jinwoon: Now they're feeding each other!

MC 2: This couple really picks up with skinship.

 

Baekhyun: Ey, you two...

 

All of them continue to eat and then Luhan was given a mission card.

 

(Mission card!)

 

Hyunae: Mission card!

Luhan: *opens the red envelope and reads the mission card* "To the LuHyun couple, in the next meeting, you two will be moving into your newlywed house! You will live in the WGM Village. Your house has a sign that says your couple name. Get ready and pack your bags! From, the WGM staff."

Hyunae: We'll be moving into our newlywed house~!

 


CANDID INTERVIEW

Int.: How was it meeting your in-laws?

Hyunae: It was fun~. They're all fun to be with, especially the rest of EXO. I was happy that they welcomed me into the family with open arms. I hope that we can be like a family as the years pass.

 

HYUNAE'S MESSAGE TO SM FAMILY

Hyunae: Thank you for welcoming me into the family~. I hope we will maintain a good relationship with each other as the years pass. I will take care of Luhan well and be a good wife to him.


 

Hello my dear chingus~!

Oh my gahd this is a really long chapter! I'm so tired that I can barely remember what I did today...

Hyunae met SMTOWN!

The rest of EXO wants Hyunae and Luhan to have a baby... And our Galaxy FanFan-oppa dancing in a skirt.

Anyways, have you guys heard about Luhan's rumored girlfriend, Wei Qian Ya?! I was all like...

I refuse to believe that my baby deer has a girlfriend! But again, it's his life. If Luhannie has a girlfriend and he's happy, then we all should be happy for him... But you can hear the sound of my heart breaking.

Then again, it's a rumor. So it may not be true! And in this story, his heart belongs to Spring Day's crumpet, Song Hyunae.

Whether Luhan has a girlfriend or not, we should be happy for him and support his decisions.

I won't be doing an EXO SPAM TIME today. I slept at 6 in the morning and woke up at 1 in the afternoon. I feel really tired and lazy. I'll definitely put in the EXO SPAM TIME in the next chapter. I promise. To make it up, I decided to put this gif of Heechul. (Sorry I just had to put it here lol XD)

 

 

Bye~!

 

~ Kina

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ExoUnicornn #1
Um question. Who is the girl that you used to portray as Hyunae? I really want to know. Thanks!
lunamoon82 #2
is this reall???
Khixxie17 #3
Chapter 3: Please update soon.. ^_^