Luhan woke up totally lost.

He looked around while rubbing his eyes.

He had literally no idea how was that even possible but in his room there were about 5 adult man. And they were all sleeping.

Luhan’s belly and legs were covered (yes, covered literally) by Xiumin. He saw a drop of saliva in the corner of his mouth. Boy frowned with disgust.

Luhan carefully scrambled out of his dorm-mate. He had work to do after all.

After he defeated tough path from his bed to his doors, he realized that he still wear his yesterday’s clothes. He looked at his room being a mess then and stated that another hour or two in this t-shirt wouldn’t change much.

He walked downstairs and the kettle. His head was in big pain probably because he felled asleep very late that night.

“Aish…” he sighed “I should knew that this is how it would end up like…” he scratched his head. Water quietly started boiling in the kettle.

Luhan put his hands on the table.

He didn’t know what to do anymore…

He was somehow happy that he had friends, here in This Dorm. He knew that his secret is safe with them and he knew that they would try to do everything to make him happier. Including turning Sehun gay.

But it was impossible.

He couldn’t forget the disgust on Sehun’s face when Chanyeol, Baekhyun and Xiumin called them “couple”.

He couldn’t forget his face when he was screaming angrily that he’s not gay.

Luhan sighed again.

“Actually I have never had hope. Since I started to see Sehunnie as a man. Handsome man… I knew that we’ll just…” he gulped “we just won’t.”

Water was finally boiled and Luhan put the cup out of the cupboard.

“You mind doing one more coffee for me?” he heard and turned to see Jongin’s smirking face.

“No. Not at all.” Luhan smiled lightly. He could never get used to… Jongin being Jongin. Like… damn! Why does every single man on the world after waking up look like a and Kim Jongin still looks like a model? Currently shirtless model.

Luhan’s eyes slipped over his friend toned chest.

“Enjoying the view?” Jongin lightly raised one of his eyebrows “Thought you were in love…”

“One-side love can’t be even called love, Jongin.” Jongin chuckled as he heard Luhan’s words. “My story is so funny?”

“Pf. Sorry, I shouldn’t laugh… Anyway- don’t worry, bunny, this love won’t be ‘one-sided’ long… And if I understood well it’s not ‘one-sided’ now either.”

“Yea… Want some sugar?”

Jongin denied with his head and sat on his favorite chair. Luhan passed him the mug.

“Anyway… Why did you wake up so early? I know that you are ‘the sleeping till the noon’ type…”

Shirtless boy chuckled again.

“I’m sleeping till noon only if I have busy night-“ he winked playfully “and if I don’t have work to do. And it happened I was told to check one thing today and deliver few docs so I had to get up.”

“Ummm. I understand. Do you want to go with me? I have to visit one room and talk to few guys. And then I’ll go with you!”

“Sure. Why not.” Jongin slurped coffee “Give me time to get some clothes and we can go.”

“Oi! You don’t mind borrowing me some t-shirt, right? Those idiots are still sleeping in my room and I don’t want to wake them…”

“No problem. Though… You know what? Better take one of Baekie’s shirts- you two have similar size, I guess.”

“Yyy… I don’t want to die maybe?”

“You won’t. He doesn’t mind if I borrow his clothes so he won’t kill you either. Since he actually likes you.”

Convinced Luhan decided to borrow Baekhyun’s clothes. He didn’t have any problems with finding anything since though Baek’s room was one big mess, his clothes were lied in coloristic order. As he went down, Jongin was already waiting for him.

Both guys had many things to do as “hands, ears and eyes” of leader of The Dorm. Luhan had to warn Chunji and his group about some “suspicious” guys who seemed to be interested in them. And Jongin was ought to deliver some mysterious file to the college’s office.

When they coped with work it was after noon.

“Want to eat something?” asked Jongin “I’ll pay for you, don’t worry. I know amazing restaurant near our college!”

The restaurant indeed seemed to be nice,. It was rather small and there weren’t many places to sit. People were talking and they seemed to feel free and ‘homie’ there. Luhan noticed that all tables were in use. He shared his discovery with friend. Jongin carelessly waved his hand.

“Don’t worry.” He whispered and crossed the restaurant. Luhan with interest observed his moves. Jongin was talking with some girl, apparently waitress, she started giggling and blushing. Quick after that both of them walked to Luhan.

“We are honored to host you in our restaurant.” Girl bowed and leaded Luhan and Jongin to the corner. Another waitress had just finished cleaning the table “Here’s the menu. Call me when you’ll decide.”

Jongin nodded and winked to the girl, who giggled and moved away.

“See Luhan? Being me is easy job. And has a lot of advantages. Like- I can eat wherever I want, whenever I want.” He said and smiled brightly.

“Still, I prefer to be me…” shrugged Luhan and buried his nose in menu.

When the boys finished they dinner, Jongin offered going to the park to rest a little bit (“After all we had very hard-working morning while the rest was snoring happily in your room. We deserve some rest, Luhan!”). The weather was nice so Luhan agreed for this proposition very easily.

They were lying on the grass when suddenly Jongin turned his face to Luhan.

“How is it in real between you and Sehun? You really want to be with him as badly as I was told you want during today’s night.”

Doe-eyed boy sighed.

“Not exactly, Jongin. For me the most important thing is Hunnie to be happy. I don’t want to see him if my company is pain for him. In my opinion we’re just too different. We have never been a good couple, even though it was couple of friends. And that’s why I’ve never thought about me and Sehunnie being, you know, actually together. I was selfish anyway by spending so much time with him, when he had better things to do and better friends to hang out with. When I was leaving my previous college, I just thought that it’s time for him to be happy and free.”

 “You’re good boy Luhan…” said Jongin as moved nearer the other boy. Their faces were very close and Luhan had to overcome urge of looking at Jongin’s full lips. From the distance they could be looking like they were about to kiss each other. After a minute of silence blonde-boy started again:

“And I see what’s your point. But I think that by accident you hurt both of you. I know that I keep insulting Baek all the time but the truth is that I respect his mind and I think that when it comes to relationships he’s the best matchmaker coz he always knows what’s going up between two people. So when he says there’s something between you two-not only from your side- I believe him.”

“Thanks, Jongin but I don’t think-“ he was interrupt by Jongin who put his finger on younger’s boy lips.

“Don’t argue with Kim Jongin. I’ll check everything by myself soon.”

Luhan looked at him with wonderment.

“I stole your phone and texted Sehun if he could some to our Doom this weekend.” He smirked.

“WHAAAAT?”

“I know you want it Luhan…” Jongin bit his lips seductively.

“KIM. JONGIN. I. WILL. KILL. YOU.”

“Don’t think so… Xiumin told me you have ticklish somewhere…” he wandered with his hand down the Luhan’s chest “HERE!”

And that’s how Luhan was stopped from killing Jongin by Jongin killing him with his tickling.

Both guys couldn’t know that they were watching by young lady sitting on the bench few meters away.

That day Sehun had left his phone at phone since it was charging. So he didn’t know that around 2pm he received this message:

“To: Me

From: Lulu

Hey, I was thinking… why you wont come to your dorm this weekend huh? I’ll be waiting for u near the main gate about 6 at Saturday, kay?”

If he only knew his afternoon would be surely looking different.

So as he left the school with Chanyeol and Kyungsoo (Yixing and Suho were attending on advanced Physics classes), he was really surprised when he heard girl’s voice calling his name. He was looking for the source of it till he saw little waving young woman, who he immediately recognized as Soonkyu.

“Seeehuuun!” she yelled and run forward boy. Sehun looked at her with dose of amusement and annoyance (he’s that type of guy who can easily mix any emotions whenever he wants).

“Hello.” He bowed politely even though he had better plans (like studying or lying and thinking about his Lulu) than having surprise-meeting with girl who was clearly hitting on his crush best friend. “Guys, this is Soonkyu. Kyungsoo, you know her, she’s the lady from television, she was here when… an incident happened.” He gulped “Chanyeol, this is my… friend thanks to whom Luhan meet Baekhyun, thanks to whom Luhan enrolled to his college.”

“Ah and also… Guys, she’s probably part of mafia and she likes younger boys so be careful.”

“Hello boyssss.” She smiled brightly “Mind if I’ll borrow Sehun for today’s afternoon? I have few… interesting news for him.”

“Sure. Take him right now and right here.” Kyungsoo giggled as he heard Chanyeol “We were about to go to our homes anyway.” Sehun frowned as he realized that his new-friend didn’t know about his attitude to Soonkyu. Well… no one knew that but still… They could have known, right?

“Great! Bye-bye boys!” Woman warped her hand around Sehun’s arm and dragged him out of the college’s area. She was (in Sehun’s surprise) tacit till they reached cafe on some little street. They bought coffee and sat in the corner of room. Soonkyu’s eyes were all serious.

“So… Why am I here?” Sehun asked with pretension. “Total waste of my precious time… OMG! And I don’t even have my phone! She SURELY knows that! She’s going to kidnap me BY THE END of the day. Now since I’m ALONE she doesn’t have any witnesses!” he thought with horrify. There was something in this woman which makes him feel anxious freaking out every time he saw her.

“Sehun. I’m serious right now. This is serious thing, I’m going to talk with you about.”

She silenced for a while to make sure boy understood the weight of the topic.

“I have seen Luhan today.” She started. Sehun strained.

“I’m listening.”

“He wasn’t alone. He was with one of my friends from college’s times… Sehun.  Know that it might be hard for you but… I think Luhan’s gay.”

Sehun stared at her with disbelief.

“I know, I know, Sehun. I know what you want to say: ‘So what they were together?’. Well… It’ll tell you what! This is not just some random, average man. He’s leading and lover boy. He’s like… King of seduce. No girl can resist him! And no boy! He’s charming, sweet, carrying, hella hot… I haven’t heard about someone who met Kim Jongin and didn’t want to be, excuse me for my language, ed by him. Gay, straight… Boy, girls… They are all in his bed. You might resist at first but then… BOM! You’re drawing circles on his bed sheet!” Sehun kept glaring at her and his terrify and worry was growing with each of Soonkyu’s words.

“But…” he started.

“But it’s not even about that, Sehun! Luhan is in The Dorm. So there is possibility that other members have warned him about that and, since Baekhyun who states to be resisting Jongin for some time likes our Luhan, is under protection of rest of members- he might avoid being another of ‘Jongin’s boys’. But! I saw this clearly, Sehun! Luhan was about to kiss him! And then Jongin started to tickle him and Luhan was sooo happy! Sehun, I see this like that: Luhan is in love in Jongin. I’m sure to be honest!”

“But…”

“AND! I can bet that Jongin will drop him just like the others! And Luhan will be very very very very very very sad! Just like the others! At first you feel wanted and so in love and so in the middle of Jongin’s attention and then… BOOOM! You’re left alone and crying.” She almost threw last words almost crying.

“I’ll take care of that.” Said Sehun with pokerface on and started to leaving place. He felt Sonnkyu’s tiny hand around his wrist.

“That’s all you’re going to say? ‘I’ll take care of that’? HE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND!”

“Right. And since now on that’s the problem between me, my best friend and this Jongin guy. You don’t have to worry anymore.” His  voice was so sharp that girl immediately let out Sehun’s hand. “I’ll be leaving. Thank you for information.” He bowed and moved forward exit.

“YOU’RE HEARTLESS! THIS IS ABOUT YOUR FRIEND’S HAPPINESS!” she shouted which gathered attention of all the people in the café. Sehun felt nosy gazes resting on him.

“I’m not heartless. I’m just calm.” He declared and left.

When he made sure he went away from the street on which he left Sonnkyu, his pokerface finally dropped.

“What? BUT MY INNOCNET LULU! I don’t even doubt that it’s all this Jongin-dude fault. My Lulu is too innocent. And as I remember he had never have a boyfriend. I know that some time ago he had girlfriend… Sulli, was her name or something like that… Never mind. BUT BOYFRIEND?!? What ARE THEY DOING WITH MY PURE LULU IN THIS DORM! I have to do something with this! I HAVE TO… SOMETHING! My pure innocent Lulu… They were about to kiss, huh? BUT THEY ING DIDN’T. At least Soonkyu hasn’t seen that… OMG MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THIS DORM? WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE NOW??? I have to react! Immediately! But how? I can’t go today. I generally can’t go… ‘Hey, hello Lulu. I’m here to check if you’re not about to make big mistake’… THEY ALMOST KISSED! This-this… Jongin! HE WANTS MY LULU! GEEEZ! My Lu is so delicate, so innocent, so… pretty and fragile… NO ING WONDER WHY JONGIN WANTS HIM! Buuut nooooo! THERE’S OH SEHUN HERE! I’M HERE! No one will touch Lulu without my permission! But… Oh well… Lulu is adult man… He can decide by his own… BUT I’M SURE HE DOESN’T KNOW! THIS IS CONJURATION! OMYLULU! I have to warn you!”

Sehun was conducting a monolog for more than an hour while wandering around the town. As sun started coming down, he decided to go home, get some sleep and try to think about possible ways of solving the problem later. He inhaled and exhaled. Boy slowly opened the door only to see that his mother left a note that she and her husband went to the cinema and that they will be late. Sehun sighed with relief- he was too nervous to talk with his parents.

After eating dinner, he lied on his bed and looked on the photo standing on his locker.

Photo showed two boys around the age of 13. Smaller one was smiling to the camera while the other one figure was full of cynism and sneer with his hand slightly touching tiny boy’s arm. Sehun loved this photo. It was like a synthesis of his and Luhan’s friendship- even though Sehun played serious and careless one, he had to be with Luhan to actually BE ABLE TO play someone like this.

Male sighed again and saw his phone fully charged. He took and turned it on. The blue light was saying that he got text message.

“Probably from my mum.” He said to himself and just after that he gasped with excitement. On the screen he saw only one word “Text message from: Lulu”.

Sehun closed his eyes and touched his forehead with a palm.

“Just when I got the news from Soonkyu, huh? Hrrr… Ok. Calm down, Sehun. Calm down. This is only text message and Lulu probably doesn’t have anything important to tell.” He said loudly and opened message.

“To: Me

From: Lulu

Hey, I was thinking… why you wont come to your dorm this weekend huh? I’ll be waiting for u near the main gate about 6 at Saturday, kay?”

“Oh Dear! Oh Dear! Oh my ing deer!”

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Soonkyu is just like every girl- she appears for a moment but still she brings a lot of mess >.<

Anyway important news here: I'm thinking about giving up on fanfics. I'm sure I'll end this one and my one-shot but then I plan to write only genderbends. It's kinda complicated- somehow connected with my religion and... yea... My personal reason. But I'll end up this one! I like it too much I guess hahah

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