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Good-For-Nothing club

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Kai spent exactly 2 1/2 hours more in that club than he needed to. 

And when he got home he needed explain to his mom why he was so late and show her his terrible grades. 

Luckly, because he was studing so he wouldn't fail the next test atleast she didn't ground him.

"I need a reality break" muttered Kai as he went into his room and the computer. 

He went of Facebook to see if anything new happened. 

He typed in his username

EXO-Member-Profile-Kai.png KaiJongin

His chosen name and his birthname

Kai looked at his friend reqests.

16 new friend requests! Is He famous now?

Kai clicked it and saw that it was only all the club members.

Before looking at the friend requests, Kai decided to look at his messages. It was from Chanyeol... One of the 3 trolls

Hi..........

I found you on facebook

teehee........

Creepy. 

Kai turned his attention back to the friend requests.

16461_suho.jpg  Sunnouncer  Online

It's obvios that it's Suho but what's with his name? And what's with the picture? It that like Suho trying to become a badass?

 

exo-m-member-kris-kris-wu-yifan-known-to  DuizhangKris Online

Kris doesn't look like this during the club......

 

602678_1293044378247_full.jpg ChickenOnew Online

His profile picture should be chicken if he likes it so much

 

s_naturerepublic_131205_xiumin.jpg  XiuminBaozi Online

That picture...... When did he take it? He looks too young in it. And who is he waiting for? And who took that picture for him? What's with his expression? Why so many questions?

 

6709_xiumin-luhan.jpg XiaoLu Online

What the heck did Xiao Lu mean?

Google translate.........

Little dear........

That does not fit Luhan at all........

Maybe a bit, considering how femimin Luhan looks

 

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That baby faced boy.......

 

tumblr_lkht3klI5t1qbomk1o1_400.jpg Jjong Online

...... No comment

 

3a-500x500.jpg PandaTao Online

Is that Lay in the background?

 

shinee_key-200903140357372.jpg AlmightyKey Online

Does really Key think that he's so mighty?

 

lay-unicorn.png?w=614UnicornLay Online

What's with this concept of unicorns?

 

 shinee_minho_24122009133921.jpgFlamingCharismaMinho Online

........ flaming charisma?!

 

2bc0d3655644f07530ab0f154128b179.jpg PororoD.O. Online

Isn't Pororo this?

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Well..... I do see the resembilience.....

 

-Sehun-se-hun-35452152-500-700.png  BabySehun Online

No offence... He doesn't look like a child. Xiumin Luhan and Taemin would have been better with that name. 

 

0a5bfa0c3d0d505cc27db286cdbc6de4.jpg ChenChen Offline

No sherlock. But luckily, he's offline

 

tumblr_inline_mmdza9v8fG1qz4rgp.jpg BaconBaekhyun Offline

Baekhyun looks nothing like that in real life.... Make-up..........

 

chanyeolbbcopy-1_zpsdb05f0b5.png HappyChanyeol Offline

I can see the happiness......

 

Should I accept their requests? wondered Kai.

Just then his dog Monggu jumped happily into his lap. 

While picking him up, Kai's palm brushed pass the keypad and accepted the friend request of Chanyeol. 

Well.... better add all the members now at this rate. 

 

Here begins the beginning of Kai's internet hell. 


shinee_key-200903140357372.jpg AlmightyKey uploaded a photo

What do u guys think of this style?

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UnicornLay It's different from what I normally see

Jjong Dude where are you?

Almightly Key Home idiot

XiuminBaozi Is that a T.V. behind you?

ChickenOnew Xiumin does that even look like a T.V.?

FlamingCharismaMinho go ask Baekhyun about your clothing.

AlmightyKey He's not online

FlamingCharismaMinho then wait for him

AlmightyKey :'(

 

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Look what I found

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 XiaoLu My minnie why you pount?

XiuminBaozi  ........... 

Jjong don't make fun of Xiumin like that

DuizhangKris that baby fat on his face.....

Sunnouncer grow up Xiumin, grow a mustach

XiuminBaozi ......... 

XiuminBaozi  Sehun............. 

BabySehun yes??

XiuminBaozi  explain 

BabySehun na............

AlmightyKey oh my god. That shirt is like so explensive. How did you afford that?

ChickenOnew are you calling Xiumin cheap?

XiuminBaozi ........................

XiuminBaozi Lu got it for me as a present

XiaoLu :)

AlmightyKey I want :'(

 

s_naturerepublic_131205_xiumin.jpg  XiuminBaozi uploaded a photo

revenge is sweet isn't it my darlings?

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 XiaoLu Minnie.... Good job

PororoD.O.Xiumin... That's not nice

Taeminnie priceless picture right there

PandaTao *screenshot*

DuizhangKris this was like last december

Jjong your face is going to stay like that

FlamingCharismaMinho how did you get that Xiumin?

XiuminBaozi it was when we're armresling. Someone decided to video tape it.

Sunnouncer the one where kris was the weakest.....

DuizhangKris Shhhhhhh........

UnicornLay and then we were watching that movie

AlmightyKey it was a sad movie *sniff sniff*

UnicornLay i fell asleep during the entire thing.

 

6709_xiumin-luhan.jpg XiaoLu

Xiumin and Jonghyun......... Did you guys do your trigiomitry homework yet?

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XiuminBaozi  .....................

Jjong......................

XiuminBaozi  be back in 5~10 minutes

Jjong ....................... Taeminnie....................

Taeminnie yes?

Jjong help......................\

XiaoLu me too........

PororoD.O. what did i say about not writting down your homework?

DuizhangKris people and the fact that they don't do homework

Sunnouncer you don't either.......

XiuminBaozi  I got it!!!!!!!

UnicornLay That was like 2 minutes....

XiaoLu help.............

Jjong me too...........

Taeminnie help me with my geomty homework too............

XiuminBaozi .....................

XiuminBaozi  private chat

ChickenOnew Tsk tsk people these days.......


Kai looked over at his own bookbag.......

He had to write a history essay about the cold war, some geometry probloms to solve and a science passage to anotate.......

He better get started soon..........

 

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This took me like 2 days to finish.........

*Sigh* i get easily destracted.........

and also because i'm trying to learn how to dance SHINee's Lucifer

So sorry if it was one day late.........

I'll work harder/ faster next time

What do you guys think of Taemin's solo album ACE?

It's not like him right?

*Sigh*

I know

:D

 

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kpoplover1618 #1
I miss this story
Exquisitely #2
looks interesting i'll read it now!
Baozideeroppa #3
Chapter 19: omf. Minnie #1 is taken away and Minnie #2 got love ....




This story is great
Xiuminexoxoxo #4
Chapter 18: Poor fuffy panda um is he going to start showering with the club members? ;)
kpoplover1618 #5
Chapter 18: L
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Nice update btw.. cant wait for your next update
Sungdangdong #6
Chapter 17: I'm so enraged rn *^*
kpoplover1618 #7
Chapter 17: Why break up?? This is sad :( .. but i do like the way you write the facebook parts xD its daebak!!!! Anyways.. im a new reader and i love your story its amazing!!!!! Im looking forward to your next update :) ... i sholud go to sleep xD its 02:25 xD...
Desirened
#8
Chapter 17: whyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!?! why break up?? :'
shawolcj
#9
Chapter 17: wHY WOULD U EVEN DO THAT THE ENDING OUCH RIGHT IN THE HEART