Kai went home, finished his homework(which took 2 1/2 hours to do) and quickly went on to Facebook. 

Why was he so eager to face the torcher of the club again even after school?

Easy

To find out where Xiumin and Luhan went.

 BaconBaekhyun uploaded a photo

What should we call this ship?

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PororoD.O. Wait.... What ship are we sailing?

UnicornLay it's not a real ship.... It's like a couple name.

PororoD.O. ohh... i see

KaiJongin Lumin?

AlmightyKey Luxiu

Sunnouncer what are you people doing?

AlmightyKey making ship names. 

AlmightyKey  what do you think?

Sunnouncer then take some ship names and turn it into something else. 

Sunnouncer like the queen anne's revenge

ChenChen not those kind of ships!

UnicornLay didn't you guys read my comment?!

Sunnouncer ohh... 

Sunnouncer sorry lay

Taeminnie i got this.

Taeminnie lubao

PandaTao what?!

FlamingCharismaMinho something else. And how does that even make sence?

PororoD.O. *sense

Taeminnie Luhan and Baozi

Jjong na...

Jjong Xiuhan sounds better...

ChickenOnew yesh!!! OMG that's it

AlmightyKey you sound like a girl

ChickenOnew i wasn't talking.....

AlmightyKey whatever :P, typing like a girl then

XiuminBaozi hello people whacha talking bout?

HappyChanyeol ermmm.... nothing....

HappyChanyeol *whispering* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BabySehun *Running away at top speeds*

HappyChanyeol *smiling* see... nothing at all.... :)

XiuminBaozi .......

  Sunnouncer 

*Cough* So Xiumin where did you and Luhan go today?

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XiuminBaozi Nowhere special

ChickenOnew If it wasn't so special. then why did you skip club today?

ChenChen Yeah and what did you and Luhan do together? *wink wink*

XiuminBaozi Ewww... Chen you're disgusting. 

Taeminnie How was it?

XiuminBaozi Nothing special

XiuminBaozi And why the heck do you people want to know??????!!!!!!!!!

HappyChanyeol Where did you go?

HappyChanyeol What did you do?

HappyChanyeol Did you have fun?

HappyChanyeol Is Luhan you're boyfriend now?

HappyChanyeol Who's dominate?

HappyChanyeol Can we call both of you Xiuhan then?

XiuminBaozi  Ermm.....

XiaoLu Hey hey!!!!! What's with this cornering of my minnie in the corner all about?

AlmightyKey Damn it.Protective boyfriend comes before we get some valueable information. 

XiaoLu Shut up

XiaoLu If you really want to know just ask Jonghyun

Jjong What?! why drag me into this?

XiaoLu Cause it was your idea

Jjong You carried it out. 

Taeminnie Shush you people. 

Jjong Yesh sir.

XiuminBaozi We went to the coffee shop

BaconBaekhyun That's it?!

XiuminBaozi What did you think it was?

HappyChanyeol obviously something else.

ChickenOnew Did you enjoy it?

XiaoLu in what sense?

ChenChen *wink wink*

XiuminBaozi Eww... 

XiaoLu Chen what the heck is wrong with you? Me and Xiumin did not do anything nasty. 

  BabySehun uploaded a photo

I didn't realise that i have so many Xiuhan monments on my phone. here's like 4

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FlamingCharismaMinho Wow....

FlamingCharismaMinho It was always in front of us and we couldn't see it. 

Sunnouncer We have eyes yet we can't see...

AlmightyKey Omg! There is so much skinship in this...

AlmightyKey *Fangirl scream*

UnicornLay They're just putting their arms around each other. -.-

DuizhangKris Wait so you guys have been together as long as you guys know each other?

ChenChen Oh.... damn

BaconBaekhyun This is like gold

XiaoLu This isn't proof that me and minnie are dating.

XiaoLu Jonghyun and Taemin does the same thing all the time

Jjong Why the heck do you always drag me into things like this?

XiaoLu Cause it's true

 XiaoLu uploaded a photo

Proof that jongtae is real.

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Taeminnie What's Jongtae?

XiuminBaozi you and Jonghyun's couple name.

Jjong .....................

XiaoLu Oh and look....

XiaoLu Taemin's taller even with you're hair sticking up Jonghyun.

Jjong -.-

BaconBaekhyun wait.... 

BaconBaekhyun normally the boy is the dominate

BaconBaekhyun and normally the guy is taller than the girl

BaconBaekhyun but in this situation.....

BaconBaekhyun does that mean Jonghyun's the girl in this relationship?

HappyChanyeol Ha! good one.

Jjong What?!

Jjong i'm obviously much manlier than Taemin

Jjong So i would be dominate

ChenChen Oh Damn!

ChenChen You just admitted it!

Jjong What?

ChenChen You and Taemin are dating 

Taeminnie Really? We are?

ChenChen How would you not know if you were dating or not?

AlmightyKey Because Jonghyun first gets Taemin drunk

AlmightyKey and then carries him home. Tosses him on bed.

AlmightyKey and then starts having with him. 

Jjong eww.... How can you think that?

Taeminnie What if it's true?

XiuminBaozi *Gasp!* Jonghyun!

XiaoLu *Gasp!* Jonghyun!

UnicornLay Damn the couples talking exactly the same

XiuminBaozi What are you talking about?

XiaoLu What are you talking about?

XiuminBaozi :)

XiaoLu :)

Jjong You know i wouldn't do that to you Taeminnie.

BabySehun Yeah.

BabySehun He wants you awake and full aware of what's happening so he can hear you moan.

Jjong *facepalm*

 Taeminnie 

I'm sleepy. *Yawn*

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KaiJongin I don't care

PororoD.O. Go sleep then. 

FlamingCharismaMinho Go phone Jonghyun .

FlamingCharismaMinho Tell him to go to you're house.

FlamingCharismaMinho and then sleep with him. 

Taeminnie Okay.

Taeminnie Jonghyun!!!!!!!!

Taeminnie ............  

Taeminnie Jonghyun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FlamingCharismaMinho  what?! I was kidding.

Taeminnie ...........

Taeminnie Jonghyunnie!!!!!!!!!!!

Taeminnie ...........

TaeminnieJonghyuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jjong Okay stop spamming. 

Jjong im comming over.

PandaTao if taemin has a loss of appetite, vomiting and has mood swings in the next few days..... then i'll conclude that you made taemin pregnant jonghyun. 

Jjong whatever.

  XiuminBaozi

Lu can i come over? both my mom and dad are on a business trip and my sister is staying at a friend's house. i don't want to be home alone. 

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XiaoLu Sure. My mom doesn't mind

XiuminBaozi Yay! I'll be over in about 10 minutes. 

PandaTao same warning if Xiumin has a loss of appetite, vomiting and has mood swings in the next few days..... then i'll conclude that you made Xiumin pregnant Luhan. 

XiaoLu I can't promise anything Tao.

DuizhangKris wait so are you going to try to have a child?

XiaoLu yes

UnicornLay oh my god

UnicornLay really?

XiaoLu  i hope you can tell i was kidding -.-

XiaoLu Xiu's here. gtg guys see you tomorrow. 

ChickenOnew we're going to have to make both Taemin and Xiumin take a pregancy test tomorrow. 

BaconBaekhyun yep.

Kai yawned. *Sigh* this club makes him tired way to easily. He turned his lights off and went to sleep. 

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