Runaway

The search for the ice cream thief

Boemi and rebelah stopped nelina from hacking out kyus throat  
"What do you mean it's not that easy?" Rebelah asked.

"You can't always get something for nothing." He said with a smirk. Boemi jumped on him

"YES ILL DO IT LETS GO" she pulled him off the couch dragged him to the back

"THE NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT" he fixed his hair and sat back on the sofa.

"What I want in return for my information, a magical animal of unspeakable wonders." Everyone blinked

"bring me that animal then ill tell you" 

"Take us to him!" Boemi pitches.

"I want my ice cream already!" Boemi grabs kyu by the collar shaking him leavin her crimson red stains on his white shirt forgetting that her finger was cut off.

"OK OK OK!" Kyu says pushing boemi back. "Just stop getting your ewwwy blood all over my shirt." Then nelina grabs her machete and points toward kyus abdomen. Kyu freezes. She lifts up his shirt then cuts a piece off. She grabs the scrap of kyu shirt and grabs Boemis hand. She wraps her cut finger and then looks back at kyu innocently, "the bleeding had to be taken care of."

 

*Back on Planet Mato* 

 


Kris woke up to excruciating pain at the back of his head. His back was bumping against rocks as he was being dragged away.

"What the?!" 
"Oh you're awake," Tao dead panned.

"I'm kidnapping you so we can live happily ever after. Now buy me Gucci." 
"Um. What about Sheban?" 
Tao's upper lip scrunched up.

"You told her yourself you could never be together. Bish, buy me Gucci." 
"OKAY FINE." 


*Back to Earth since Sheban is busy playing with a certain pair of cherry tomatoes. Wait! No you sickos! She is literally playing with Zelo's cherry tomatoes-NO! Not ZELO's cherry tomatoes but you know- oh shut up*

 

 
"Okay, so the suspects were..." Kyuhyun ran out of the room and into the kitchen, escaping from his back door and getting in his car and driving off.

"What a douche," Nelina said with a sigh. "NO HE ISN'T. HE IS LOVELY. HE IS PROBABLY JUST GOING TO GO BUY ME ICE CREAM," Boemi defended her love. "Well we just lost our lead" nelina said as they watched kyu fade out of sight.

"Oh no we didn't." Rebelah said with a slightly creepy smile. All of a sudden she let out a high pitched scream after about a minute of screaming she turned her back on the Bishes and began laughing

"what the-" the ground began shaking and they heard a faint roar. They roar and tremor grew louder and more intense till they could finally see the creature causing it all. Rebelah held her hands up and laughed again

"PINEJOE" the pineapple scooped her up in its hand and held her up to its eyes

"we need to catch a lead" rebelah pointed to Kyuhyuns car speeding far away. Pinejoe screeched again and started after the car "wait wait wait WAIT." The pineapple looked at her confused

"my friends." Rebelah pointed down. The pineapple grunted then scooped up the other two Bishes. Once they were all in his hand boemi jumped at rebelah and began choking her out "YOU CRAZY HOE DA IS WRONG WITH YOU" rebelah managed to point before passing out. Boemi looked towards where she was pointing to see kyuhyun, in his car, In pinejoes hand Looking absolutely terrified  

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btobistheone #1
Chapter 8: THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE IT PLEASE UPDATE AUTHORNIM!
GumdropAhjumma
#2
Chapter 3: WWPAD bishes. W.W.P.A. effin' D.
derpybabyowl
#3
hAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/inserts key's witch laugh here
/inserts dongwoo's drag queen laugh here
/inserts chansung's annoying- laugh here
Fox-PigletMania #4
So I saw the title of the story and decided I HAD to check this out lol. It seems like it will be a funny fic. Update soon.