“YOU!!!!!"

A punch, and before anyone can save him, Minho was nothing but a sparkle in the sky yelling "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"Seohyun Noona......." 10 minutes later Minho trudges back into the classroom with slightly tattered clothes.

Seohyun was about to raise he fist to punch him again when Krystal screams "Unnie!! It's not his fault!"

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Now along the years, as the story of ”How-Minho-and-Krystal-ended-up-sprawled-on-the-floor-kissing-each-other" got told and retold again at parties, graduations, weddings and reunions, no one really knows the real version of the story anymore, but this is how Jonghyun swore it happened:

Twas the day, when all was well

Until Jungshin decided, he wanted to see hell

He asked Hyuna endless questions, that made no sense

Then accused her of ion, hence

The girl ran away crying, of course her friends followed

but not without first giving, threats to have Jungshin hollowed

Now we all knew, Jungshin's time was due soon

Since Seohyun's punches, could send him to the moon

So when lunch time striked, and Seohyun pulled Jungshin out

We were all not very surprised (And everytime someone would yell "That part doesn't even rhyme!" With Jonghyun sending them a glare)

We gathered together, wanting to give Jungshin our last goodbyes

But when we made way there, something very strange happened

Out came banana peels from no where, that had everyone slippin'

We all regained balance, except for two

Who had there lips presses together, it's true!

What happened next, we all know clear as glass

So this is the tale of how Minho kissed Krystal, therefore saving Jungshin's .

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Right now on the timeline:

"So....banana peels just came out of no where?" Seohyun asked, unbelieving.

"So.....You guys was going to watch me get beaten up?" Jungshin asked, unbelieving.

Jonghyun and Yong Hwa smirked, fist bumping each other "True story."

The next few days passed by quickly, with no one bringing up the subject of Hyuna's job or the kiss.

Except for the sniggering and lip smacking noises that were made at  a blushing Minho and Krystal whenever the were near each other.

Or the fact that Seohyun would always maneuver Krystal away from Minho.

"I still can't trust you! You have a crush on Krystal right? How can I be sure- Hey! You could've planned the whole thing!" Seohyun argued

"Noona! Don't say it so loudly!" Minho wailed, eyes flickering anxiously at Krystal who was (Seohyun made sure) at least 5 metres away, going more bright red.

"Say what? Did you actually plan it?" Seohyun narrowed her eyes.

"No! I mean....c-c-crush.."

"Oh what? That you have a crush on Krystal?" Seohyun laughed "And you thought it wasn't obvious already?"

Yes, the days passed peacefully indeed, until one day?

"School fair?" Everyone groaned while their teacher happily chalked the words onto the black board.