Oh, so cold. Where my blanket? Where am I? This is so not my bedroom room. When did I switch out my dresser for a sink? Oh, God, dont tell me, I'm in the bath tub. Why am I sleeping the bathroom? Ow, my head, when did I get a head ache?

I got up and saw my reflecton in the mirror.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Wheres my pants? Why am I wearing socks and not pants? That doesnt even makes sense. Thats weird, why is my shirt so big, Did it grow? Dont tell me am shrinking, I'm not that tall to start with, I cant be shrinking. Wait this inst my shirt, wheres my shirt, WHERES MY TIE?!? Thats was an expensive tie I bought exspcially for work.

I dont feel to good, Am I hung over? No that cant be, I dont drink, right? I cant remember if I even like the taste of alcohol. Ow this head ache is killing me. WAIT, was I drugged, it could be it, I got kidnapped and put in my own tub. No, that cant be right, how did they find out my apartment number. They couldve stolen it. Is this even my bath room? Yep thats my tooth brush.

I heard a noise coming the the other side of the door. THE KIDNAPPERS STAYED WHY? I should probably go out there and find out but its so scary what if the hurt me or worse put me back in the tub. You know what, I wont go out defenseless, thats it, I'll bring a weopon.

Now what should I bring, I'm in the bath room for goodness sake, the sharpest thing in here is my shaver but I cant fight using that, I can barely fight in general. I got the the heaviset thing and easiest to manuver and opened the door to wait for my fate behind it.

I walked out and noticed my livingroom was destoryed.

"hey babe, why are you holding a plunder?"

Babe? Me? Is he calling me Babe? Why isnt he wearing a shirt? Is that... No It couldnt, Oh god I think it is. HE'S WEARING MY TIE.

"TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF" I started to tug at the tie trying to slip it off him.

"Woah, babe, If you wanted me to strip I would do it happiely for you" He started to his pants. HIS PANTS. What the hell did he thought I meant.

"Noooo, no, no, nooo, no Keep that on, no one want to see that"

"But last night remember" He whispered in my ear in a y tone. We didnt, right? I cant asked that, its too embarassing.

My head ache worsened and I stubbled forward. He cuaght me in his beautiful arms and held me there for a minute.

"Oh, does your head hurt still"

"You know what happed to my head"

"Yeah it was kind of my fault"

"Really why?"

"You had it pretty rough, if you know what I saying" The man smilied and winked at me. OH WE DID. But I didnt think that I had a thing for younger guys.