Jaejoong paced around the living room for the nth time, making Kris finally get annoyed with his friend's behavior. "Jae! Oh my goodness stop pacing! You're starting to freak me out!" Jaejoong stopped and stared at the younger. "Sorry, I didn't know I was pacing. I just really want this to work, but they look really happy. I don't want to mess that up." Jaejoong started pacing again, so Kris threw the closest thing to him at the man. Unfortunately for Jaejoong, it was the tv remote that hit him in the head. Unfortunately for Kris, Jaejoong gets easily pissed. When said pissed off man slowly turned his head to one trembling Kris, he was decently satisfied to see the fear present in the younger's eyes. Kris then decided it would be best to just run. He took off and managed to get halfway up the stairs when the tv remote hit him in the back. "Owww! Jae that really hurt!" He made the mistake of turning around. Jaejoong dragged him back downstairs and proceeded to lightly, but not too lightly, punch him once they got off the stairs. After a while, Jaejoong got bored and let his victim go. Kris started glaring at his friend. "See, this is what I get for coming to see you earlier than you were expecting just so I could help you get a man that you previously hated. Wow, I'm going back to China!" Kris was about to walk toward the door when Jaejoong sighed and said, "Alright! Ok, I'm sorry Kris. I really need your help here. Thank you for coming so early to help me; I'm grateful. Just, keep the throwing things at me to a minimum ok?" Kris nodded and smiled. "Idiot, I wasn't going to actually leave. You're still my friend, and I still owe you, so I'll stay for as long as it takes. Tao was starting to get on my nerves anyway." Jaejoong laughed. "You guys still talk to each other? Man, good to know." He suddenly remembered something. "Do you still like him? Last I heard, you were going to confess to him. Then he moved, and you were depressed for three months." Kris rubbed the back of his head. "Actually, we're dating now. I didn't want to do this because of that, but Tao was nagging at me. He said that you needed your chance at true love and I'd ruin that if I didn't help you. He said that he knew that I'd be thinking of him and only him the whole time, he trusts me, blah blah blah." Jaejoong sighed. "How sweet. It would've been nice to get the whole 'I'm dating Tao already' memo earlier though. Now I feel bad." Kris shook his head. He didn't know how his boyfriend functioned, but he did. His mind is different, and he knew that when he finally confessed three weeks ago. Though the panda may be annoying sometimes, he has a very big heart that couldn't stand to see anyone unhappy. He'd do just about anything to make someone smile. Don't get it twisted though. He may be a sweetheart, but if you mess with him or anyone that he cares about, he will go all wushu on your . Kris internally shuddered at the first time they met. Jaejoong saw it. "Thinkin about the day you and Tao met?" He smirked at Kris's grimace. "Shut up," He said. "What are we going to do anyway? How is this plan going to work?" Jaejoong smiled. "I'm glad you asked. I need for you to be my pretend boyfriend so that Yunho will start to notice me again. They say you never know what you have until it's gone. I'm living proof of that. Now I want him back. I think that we'll take a casual approach to this since you're already dating someone. That, and I really don't want to have to get intimate with you." Both males shuddered at that last part. They'd been friends for a while, about four years, but that was as far as the two ever wanted to go with each other. Kris suddenly thought of something. "Wait, Jae I thought you were straight? Do you know how many girls you went through two years ago?" Jaejoong blushed. "Well, I secretly had some guys on the side. I was biual; now I'm not. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gay either. I think I'm gonna call what I am... Yunho-ual. At this moment, I don't see guys or girls. I just see Yunho." Kris aww'ed at that and lightly pinched the older's cheeks. "You're so adorable Jae! How sweet! Seriously though, don't think I didn't notice the 'at this moment part'. What happens if this little plan fails?" Jaejoong hadn't thought about that. He merely came up with the plan and assumed it would work. "Well... I'll cross that bridge if I come to it. Right now, I'm thinking about what'll happen if it does work. I really like Chang-ah; I don't want to hurt him. Great, now I either need to wait until they break up to make my move, or hurry things along and find someone else for Chang-ah. Hmm... option number two sounds quicker, but it'll be more complicated. What the hell, number two it is!" Kris shook his head at his friend's mini monologue. 'Why is this man so complicated?' "Well, I for one want to see Yunho call you oppa. I wish I was there to see the look on your face when he said that!" Jaejoong blushed, squirmed a bit, and glared at Kris. "I should've never told you about that." Just thinking about what Yunho had called him earlier that day made most of his blood run south. 'Control your hormones Jaejoong! Damnit, you are a grown man! This isn't high school; you can control yourself. But damn did it sound hot. When did his deep voice sound so y? No! Bad Jaejoong! Control!' Kris smirked at Jaejoong's face. "Dude, you look like you're about to jump someone, preferably Yunho. Did it really have that much of an effect on you?" Jaejoong just glared at the other. "I don't think you have any other place to stay right now." Kris relented, as he really didn't have anywhere else to go. "Alright fine. You win, you win. I'm gonna head to bed. I'm tired from that flight, and teasing you is hard work." I'll be in the guest room upstairs." He disappeared up the steps, leaving Jaejoong to think by himself. He suddenly got a text from Yoochun. ---Dude, WTF?! WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT YOU WERE DATING KRIS!?!?--- Oh great. 'Chang-ah probably threw me under the bus. Well, he's my friend, so I have to explain. ---Look, we aren't really dating. It's just pretend so I can get Yunho back. Besides, Kris is already dating Tao. Before you yell at me, I didn't know that when I called him.--- He waited about a minute before the response came in. ---Ok, I knew you were crazy, but this is ridiculous! You had your chance with Yunho ssi, and you blew it. Now that he's happy with someone else, you want to ruin that so you can get him back? What the hell hyung? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't tell Changmin ah about this?--- 'Oh crap! No, don't tell please!' He thought. He quickly typed a reply. ---Look, please don't tell him! I'm not just going to break them up. I'm going to find someone for Chang ah to fall in love with before doing anything! Look, I'm making Yunho want me again while finding someone for Chang ah too. Kris can go back to Tao, and everybody wins! I'll even get you with Jun ah somehow!--- The minute Yoochun read the part with Junsu and him, he was sold. But he was skeptical about how he was going to do that. He sent a text to get the answers. ---Ok fine, but how do you plan on getting me with Su?--- Jaejoong sighed in relief this time. He knew he played the right card with that one. ---I'm going to help you win his heart. I can give you advice. First off, you treat him about the same way you treat me. Don't do that; it'll make him think you only like him as a friend. Also, be a bit more affectionate with him. He loves skinship, so use that to your advantage.--- Yoochun was actually liking where this was going. ---Ok hyung. I'll be sure to do that. Good luck with your plan; please don't hurt anyone in the process. I'm going to bed now; you should get some rest too. Goodnight.--- Jaejoong smiled and said goodnight before walking upstairs. He first went to check on his guest. Kris was on the phone with Tao. "Yeah baby, I know. I miss you too..... The plan will work; I'm sure of it...... Ok, I love you too.... Don't worry, I'll call every night, and I'll be home before you know it..... Alright, get some rest baby. I love you so much Tao. Ok, goodnight... Bye." Jaejoong smiled at the sweet conversation and went to his room. He got in his bed and closed his eyes. 'I wish Yunho and I could be like Kris and Tao. That would make me very happy.' Was the last thing he thought before he fell asleep and dreamt of him and Yunho being together forever.