Kyuhyun ran out of the store room and rushed towards the office. Jaejoong followed close behind him, hot on his tail.

" GUYS~!!! JAE SUNBAE IS GAY! JAE SUNBAE IS--OOF! "

Kyuhyun's words were caught in his throat as Jaejoong lunged forward and tackled him down roughly like a rugby player.

Jaejoong and Kyuhyun wrestled on the ground: Jaejoong trying to reach Kyuhyun's phone and Kyuhyun trying to hold his phone away from his sunbaenim.

Somehow, Kyuhyun lost his grip on his phone and it flew across the room and landed at someone's feet. The person picked it up, looked at the picture of Yunho and Jaejoong on the screen and chuckled.

Jaejoong and Kyuhyun stopped fighting and stared at the person who was holding Kyuhun's phone.

" Wow, Jae. You're turning gay now, I see. ", chuckled Heechul.

" Shut up, Heechul. ", growled Jaejoong.  " I'm not gay like you and Hankyung, arasso!? I'm freaking straight! "

" Oh, my dear Jaejoong. ", tutted Heechul with a smirk.  " You simply think being gay is not cool. Well, guess what? It's becoming a trend~ "

" Look, just because of that stupid picture doesn't mean I'll turn gay. "

" Don't you see? Boss has a male lover, Hyun Seung hoobae and Junhyung hoobae are together and Middlers Jonghyun and Key are together. Becoming gay is slowly turning into a trend. ", smiled Heechul.

" Yeah! ", agreed Kyuhyun.  " Even Minnie hyung and I are dating already! "

" Kyu, stop announcing our relationship to the world! ", shouted Sungmin with a bright red blush.

" I don't care~ ", sang Kyuhyun.

" What's this racket going on? ", asked Minho, a junior, as he walked in.

" Jae sunbae is turning gay~ ", said Kyuhyun with a wink.

" Jinja? ", asked Minho with a smile.

" NO!!! ", shouted Jaejoong, turning beet red.

" We know you are, Jae~ ", sang Heechul happily.

" NO, NO AND NO!!! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL AM I BECOMING GAY!!! ", shouted Jaejoong.

" What's going on? ", asked Kangin as he entered the office.  " What's this about Jae becoming gay? "

" Nothing, sir. ", answered Jaejoong hurriedly.

" He's gonna become gay, Boss! ", said Heechul.  " See??? "

Heechul excitedly handed Kyuhyun's phone over to his boss with the picture of Yunho and Jaejoong's faces so close to each other. He grinned widely as he looked at Jaejoong, who was now sweating bullets.

" Is it true, Jae~? ", he asked slyly.

" NO!!! ", protested poor Jaejoong.

" It's alright to become gay, Jae. ", said Kangin with a laugh.  " Heck, 98% of us in the office are gay! "

" I know, but I'm freaking straight! I'm not gay nor do I like people of my own gender! ", said Jaejoong.

" Jaejoong, Jaejoong, Jaejoong~ ", tutted Heechul.  " I know you secretly like the newbie~ "

" NO, I DON'T!!! "

" I bet your heart flutters when you hear Yunho-sshi's name~ ", teased Kyuhyun.

" NO, IT DOESN'T!!! "

" I can see your cheeks turning pink~ ", teased Kangin.

" NO, THEY AREN'T!!! "

" I bet you just wanna kiss his lips and fall deeper in love with him~ ", sang Minho.

" NO, I DO NOT!!! ", shrieked Jaejoong hysterically.

" Hahahaha! ", laughed the four of them out loud.  " Yes, you do~!!! "

Jaejoong screamed in frustration and banged his head against the wall. Then, he stormed out of the office in a fury and slammed th