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Day 30: “I’m a history major and I keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying I’m wrong so I finally scream, ‘how would you know?!” and they’re like. ‘Because I was THERE’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU

“Great answer Jonghyun. Now class, that’s how you prepare a class,” his professor praises him when he is the only one that knows the answer to the question everyone could have known if they even touched the book but it’s obvious nobody did.

“He’s wrong,” an all too familiar voice comments and Jonghyun sighs, already knowing where this conversation was going as it has gone down the same road many times before.

“The man wasn’t murdered,” Minki continues, “He was tortured for days and left to die, all alone. His youngest child found him the next day.”

“Minki, where do you get things like these?”                   

“The internet, sir. History sites are actually great.”

“Minki, you know that most of the works on the internet aren’t to be trusted?”

“Sir, do you want the truth?”

“Yes.”

“It’s true.”

“Minki, are we going to have this conversation once again?” Jonghyun asked, subtly interrupting the conversation between his professor and classmate as he doesn’t want to see their discussion become a fight once again, as both can go quite far when they’re passionate.

“When are you going to believe me?! You guys learn facts full of faults all day long!”

“Minki, we will once you will actually tell your source.”

“I was there okay?! I was the ing best friend of that youngest son and was the one that comforted the poor boy after he got traumatized. I was the ing one that buried the body.”

“Minki, what did you smoke before coming here?”

“Correction, Minki doesn’t smoke. What pills did you take because I want some too.”

“We call it blood pills and they don’t have the same effect as drugs, they're our food so we don’t have to kill your kind.”

“…”

“Well, that was it for today’s class. Tomorrow's assignment is about the influence of vampires on society through history.”