omg I'm so sorry for not posting this yesterday but I legit didn't have any time. Also for some reason, this turned into a dialogue again. Guess my brain knows I have to practice them.

Day 24: Cons of a vampire boyfriend

• Think they know more than you since they’re several hundred years old (also that yikes)
• Will only go out at night
• Have to be careful making out
• No Italian food ever

“Minki, shall we go out for dinner tonight?”

The couple lays on the cough, the smaller in the embrace of the (way) older male. They left reality from time to time to visit dreamland as it was one’s night and the other’s natural morning.

“…”

“Minki?”

“Jonghyun, I love having dinner with you but I am not going out in the middle of the night. Not even if you actually went to get Italian food with me but that isn’t happening soon either so you can go back to dreamland.”

“Minki, you will have to wait another month until we can actually go out in daylight again.”

“Till you can go out. I can still go out.”

“That wasn’t the point Minki.”

“Please remember to order your wannabe-human medicine a bit earlier next time. I need my vampire boyfriend fully functioning, thank you.”

“Don’t blame me, Minhyun didn’t ask the boss to send any holy water.”

“You’re your own damn being with your own brain so ing use it.”

“Keep it down Minki, I’ve been using this brain long before you were born.”

“Which means I’m dating a grandpa. Yikes.”

“Minki. Shut up or I’ll make you.”

“I dare you to.”

“I can even eat you up.”

“Jonghyun, keep your vampire assets away from me. As long as we won’t have a normal date on a normal time with normal Italian food you aren’t getting a piece of this sweet .”