While Tzuyu was driving, her phone suddenly rang. The caller id was unidentified. She answered it thinking that it's one of her clients' phone number. 

(tzuyu picks up)

Tzuyu:" Hello? A pleasant morning to you. This is Chou Tzuyu, how may I help you."

After her uhh brief introduction, the person from the other line went bursting in laughter. This 'client' was rather weird. 

caller:" Why the hell do you sound so awkward. You- you talk like a freaking robot. (laughs)"

". That- that laugh. Is it- is it her?!" Tzuyu said as she pulled away from her phone and stopped her car on the side of the road. If her guess is right, God that would be so terrible. 

Tzuyu:" Uhm. May I ask for your name, ma' am? "

caller:" Sure. My name's Park Jihyo. (giggles)"

There she goes again. Tzuyu kept on freaking out asking herself what to do when Jihyo's tone became serious. 

Jihyo:" Hey, we need to talk about something serious. If you're doing something right now, stop that for a while and listen to me. "

Tzuyu hummed and leaned pn the driver's seat. She was all ears in whatever Jihyo has to say since the girl's tone has never been this serious. 

Jihyo:" Are you listening, Tzuyu? "

Tzuyu:" I am, I am. So start talking. "

Jihyo:" Ok. Here comes nothing. Tzuyu we uh we have a problem."

Tzuyu suddenly had an idea of what THAT problem can be. And if her guess is right AGAIN, then . 

Tzuyu:" Jihyo, if this is about what happened to us last night, I'm sorry. If- if you want me to get lost, fine. Just please don't hate me. "

Jihyo:" What are you even talking about? I'm- I'm ok with whatever happened between us, actually, I uhhm I liked it (internally screaming asf) But someone apparently didn't like the idea."

Tzuyu:" Huh? Who didn't- wait don't tell me you don't have a boyfriend but you have a- a girlfriend?!!"

Jihyo:" No, no. You got it wrong. But what I'm saying here is that my brother knew what happened to us and he's pretty upset about it. "

Tzuyu can never hope for earth to just eat her alive right about now more than anytime else. 

Tzuyu:" Wait, Jihyo. How- how upset is 'pretty upset'? "

Jihyo:" Uhm i don't know. But he told me he would tear the world a partjust to find you IF you go hiding but I know you wouldn't do that. "

Tzuyu:" (gulps) I wouldn't but he would..... "

Jihyo:" Ok, now for the real deal. "

Tzuyu:" That wasn't the actual problem?! "

Jihyo:" Well,  no. The problem is, my brother wants to uhm meet you in person so that he could assess you. "

Tzuyu;:" Assess me for what?"

Jihyo:" If you're a suitable... wife. "

Tzuyu:" Psh. No need for assessments. I'm a very sui- What?! Suitable w- wife?! me??! "

Jihyo:" (laughing) Uhh yeah. What were you thinking? "

Tzuyu:" Wait, wait. Jihyo, I don't understand what you're saying. Whaa? "

Jihyo:" I'll text you the address of our house. You better be here before lunch, Tzuyu or should I say, wifey~"

Tzuyu:" Wait- what?? W- wife?! Hiw would I-"

(line ends)

Tzuyu:" Oh My Dear God. , , this u