Kai had called a family meeting, wanting to clear the air before Jay got back and deciding that he wanted to know what was going on between his band members and his precious best friend/noona. 

"ok" Kai started, "I wanna know who has done WHAT with noona. And I wanna know if you have feelings for noona. AND I wanna know how many times you had with noona if you did and where." Kai sat back crossing his arms

Kai had made Taemin join as well, knowing that they had together, "Jongin, you sure you wanna know that much detail?"

Jongin shook his head, "no, but If I wanna protect noona and be there for her like she was always there for me when I was growing up I need to know. So I know if you're playing with her feelings and I know who's to kick. Now who's going first. Lets start with who did she have with?"

Baekhyun, Chen, DO, MInseok, and Taemin rose their hands. 

Kai turned towards Chanyeool, "really?" he asked raising an eyebrow

"She didn't have with chanyeol, she told me she didn't" Chen spoke up saving the younger beagle

"Who was first?" Kai asked

"Me," Beakhyun and DO said at the same time, they looked at each other

"I was the first one to kiss her, and finger her" he said awkwardly, "Well she kissed me first. and we also had a coupple of times...."

"Where, when, how many times." kai asked sternly, drawing his lips into a thin line

DO gulped, feeling awkward going into so much detail, "uh well we would mess around sometimes before bed, or during the night if one of us woke up. uh, we had like maybe 5 times, the first time you and Chanyeol were asleep." DO blushed covering his face. He slapped his face lightly before continuing, "uh, we had once on Minseok hyung's bed...while they watched."

Kai closed his eyes tightly, " Noona's not sleeping with you anymore. Baekhyun hyung you're next"

"uh, are you sure?"

"Yes, I want to know what noona did with EVERYONE. I need to know in order to be a better dongsaeng and protect her."

"Uh ok. We had , a lot. I don't know how many times. I'm going to say over 15 times. Always on my bed,excpet once in the shower. Uh, she gave me a BJ when she came to see our concert. And once we had a with Jongdae..."

"Jongdae hyun you're next"

Chen laughed awkwardly, "uhhh I don't think you want me to go next. Minseok hyung you go next" he pat Minseok's knee

"We had once, and halfway through Chenny joined...." he looked at Chen innocently

"We had 3 times!" Taemin said excited, "Noona was my first, 1 time in the practice room, once at Shinee's dorm, and one time when we first got to Japan"

"And we're back to you" Baekhyun said looking at Jongdae

"Well, the first time we had was