In the context of #47 of yesterday's chapter...

• To spice things up, have in a burning building

• Remind your partner that it is sometimes good to have modesty in the bedroom. Have Tuesdays in winter.

• Cooking a meal, buying presents and flowers are overrated. Profess your love to your partner by summoning a demon.

• When fighting, remind your partner that words, too, can hurt. Throw books at them.

• In for a cheeky surprise? Always have a safeword. Take some from our list that are sure to kill the mood: taxes, adult responsibilities,  student loans, your boss, late hours, overtime, paperwork, bureaucracy.

• Couple clothing is a thing of the past. Wear two of the same jewelry, shirt, hats, etc. Date yourself before you date others.

• Looking for a romantic gift to give on your partner's birthday? Search no further, and get a few ideas from us, because nothing says "I love you" more than: a bright red faux fur bear rug, the iron throne, a soggy burger, a firework display during work hours, a pair of tickets for the Icelandic museum.

• Couple resorts are truly a waste of money. Live in a cave for a weekend, drink contaminated water, spend the rest of the weekend holding hands in hospital beds.

• Tiny crabs pinching your partner's s can be when the necessary precautions are in place.

• Going away on a long business trip? Pack all the necessary element for a shrine to your partner. Not only will it be a constant reminder of them, but it is sure going to unsettle and scare away anyone you might have an accidental adventure with anyone in your hotel room.

• Making others jealous of your couple always boost morale; dress your partner's pets up in baby clothes and walk around town with a stroller. Notice the jealousy of others without the responsibilities of a real child.

• When staging the kidnapping of your partner as a form of roleplay, make sure appropriate measure are taken to avoid authorities showing up at your door.

• Bench pressing your partner is good way to form trust in a relationship.

• Christmas lingerie is tacky and expensive, wrap yourself up in Christmas lights, pretend to be a Christmas tree.

• Serenading your partner from out the window is still a very romantic gesture. To overcome the fact that your partner lives in on the twelfth floor, borrow window a cleaning platform and perform the deed from slightly higher up.

Alright guys, day 7 is done! This was a blast to write. 

(I didn't put an annotation, but the Icelandic museum is a real thing, I'd say google it but...)

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