11. Don't sabotage foreigner's club.

a. Heechul

There was bi-monthly foreigner's club meeting at the SM HQ. Originally co-founded by Hankyung and Zhou Mi, it now had over five members, with the occasional guests from other companies. Heechul desperately wanted to be part of that club, so on several occasion, tried to sabotage it with a power outage, a few stink bombs, a high velocity catapult and jello, nothing too eccentric.

12. We do not need explicit art of Siwon’s body on the living room walls!

Siwon had hired a professional painter and had posed for days, Leeteuk almost felt bad about taking it down, but there were limits to how long Leeteuk could stand the sight of Siwon’s glistening buttocks on the living room walls.

13. We do not need a fireplace!

In another life, Kyuhyun must have been an interior designer.

14. Do not involve Suho in your diabolical schemes.

Without Siwon and his readily available assets, Kyuhyun and Heechul had hit a bit of a wall in the weaponry business. They had plenty money, but what fun was it to spend their own. Kyuhyun had approached Suho, and he showed surprising entrepreneurship for his age.

15. Take that website down.

They had created a website where they advised their young fans about everything. Their advice was not to be taken. Ever.

16. Making tea does not involve evacuating the whole building.

Damn Yesung and his pyromania!

17. Don't sabotage maknae club!

a.Heechul

A quarterly meeting with all the company's maknaes, Henry, Kyuhyun, honorary maknae Ryeowook, Krystal, Taemin, Seohyun, Sehun, Joy and Yeri, and Changmin, met and had bubble tea, since they were not all legal drinking age, and complained about their hyungs and unnies. Heechul wanted to know what was developing in there, fully aware of the meeting of the evil minds this was. He dressed up as a food delivery guy, phoned in a fake gas leak, and threw a couple custom made flash grenades before Leeteuk stopped him.

18. Don't sabotage leaders' club!

a.GODDAMNIT HEECHUL!

Same story, different people, Leeteuk had seen his meeting properly ruined by that devil, with farting balloons and, taking a page out of Ryeowook's book, laxatives in his milkshake. Taeyeon saved the day, by phoning Tiffany to ask her to keep Heechul busy for a couple hours.

19. Stop harassing Minho!

Some of Minho's lines had become a bit of an Internet phenomenon, and Donghae now walked around the SM building with his Minho cardboard cutout (god knows how he got another one after Leeteuk destroyed the one hiding in the broom closet for...hygienic reasons), singing "dibidibidi my name is Minho".

20. No more apology cakes.

a.ever.

So it first started with Yesung ordering one for Kyuhyun, with "Sorry I fell asleep on top of you" scrawled in purple icing. Eunhyuk liked the idea and got one for Donghae, "sorry I cause Leeteuk to throw out your cardboard cutout", and more and more came, with disturbing messages; "sorry making this cake blew up the oven", "sorry you didn't get to third base with your date because of my weekly practice exorcism", "sorry I tried to exorcise you", "sorry your bedsheets caught fire", "sorry I tied Yesung to your bed, ", and so on. Leeteuk had enough.