Hei...My name is Chen..Nice to meet you..Here my setori with Suho and Kris.

In which I throw all of my ridiculous crack fics that I have no business writing in your face from time to time. This is just.... wow

So Junsu has somehow snuck Hyemi's number in Jaejoong's phone, and one day, out of boredom, Jaejoong decides to call up Hyemi for a date.  A date.  He's gone on plenty of dates alright. He should be able to smoothly wooe the girl and cause her eyes to have two big pink hearts flashing vividly at him. Oh, but this date is the epitome of everything Jaejoong has hoped the date won't turn into.      May Priscy123 present to you

It sounds like something very naughty is happening behind closed doors. Just what exactly have G.O. and Mir stumbled upon when they listen outside Seungho's bedroom?

In which Infinite are animals and one of them is a very manly zookeeper. (bandfic, AU) (My first ever story: inspired while suffering from an overdose on coffee and a lack of crack fiction on the net.)

Well, hello there. My name is Kim Myungsoo, but I'm more commonly known as L. Yup, that's right. I'm L the Television. And this is the story of when lightning struck and sent me to Television Paradise. It's actually pretty nice here, but y'know, I would have loved to live just a tad bit longer in that warm, comfy house. But I'm here to tell you a story, not complain, so on to the story of my death as a television on Earth!

Kris is coming back! :D Kris disappears again! D: EXO is going to look

  April 23, 2002. The day I die...   I seemed to hear her cried after I had my eyes closed. Hearing she is crying and telling me to wait for her...   But, I don't know her name... ...

The title. Read the title. Shisus. Date Posted: 21st June 2014 Date actually created before being posted: 3rd of May Date actually finished before being posted: 14th May >__________________________< Reasons for posting so late: Was on hiatus till 17th June, also forgot about it haha.

Sehun looks himself in a mirror after he woke up…

LOSTPLANET IN SEOUL. LuDeer missed the perfect moment! Gosh. He missed the puuurrrrfeeect moment to (peep/stare/scrutinise) at Minseok's body. Huuu...huuu..Darn it. BYUN BACON AND KAI. Just wait till LuDeer gorge your pretty eyes out.

  "J-Jagi, I can explain!" "Pfft. No need to. I know what I saw."      

I honestly don't think I was on anything when I did this but uhm yeah good luck reading this.

The only 100% true facts about why the hell Zion.t wears sunglasses. Completely certified, and definitely not a legitimate source of information, Skinny Red's Sunglasses goes in depth to find out the cold hard facts about Zion.t's odd love of sunglasses. 

A group of oneshots about a fangirl (Hanh) with appearences by kpop guys.... yeh Yeah that's all there is in this story (or should I say stories heheh *slaps self*)  

What if Kris is forced to leave EXO? s think he wants to leave, but they don't know the truth. What if Kris joins another group and both the groups end up becoming rivals? (A/n: the other group have jobs in the company AS well AS being members in the group )   Can we go back This is the moment Tonight is the night We'll fight til It's over

What if Sehun and Kai hyungs become toddlers?

 ~Compilation/Drabble Dump~ what is there to say.. this is pretty much to make myself feel better honestly.. plus this is for my friends that are fanfans fans(the pun) this is where imma just write nonsense XDsrrynotsr

You can fail in every language you know, but I'll always know what you're saying. Because I am fluent in the language of Wu Yifan. or the language of love~ -winkwink-LMFAO JKAYY!!! EWWW THAT WAS GROSS!!! SO CHEEEEEESY!!! HAHAH.. kayy i shup now..

''Their relationship was rather different, to say the least'' This is the story of the unique relationship between Pyo Jihoon and the unpredicatble Kim Soojung

Sehun has Nutella. And he's looking for Kris. This can mean only one thing... (just a cracky lil fic obviously inspired by sehun's instagram update of nutella.)

When A Deer Is head to toe Crazy over a BAOZI in PINK. And this leads to The Galaxy Being clashing with the Deer. The # Number one XIUHAN shipper will NEVER FAIL to keep his ship sailing ♡ When Kim Jong Dae the ultimate troller mess with the self proclaimed attractive Unicorn = wars. A sane panda left with a bunch of never-once-sane weirdos. Yes, Tao,i pity you. ╮(╯3╰)╭

It's hard being a single father, especially when you have five boys who are anything but little angels. Kris has gotten over the death of his wife, but he still hasn't gotten used to taking care of his sons on his own. Xiumin, responsible Da-Ge who has better control over the kids than Kris. Lay, who is an introvert and is taking on the effects of puberty badly. Luhan, the smart yet mischievous ten year old who frequently uses his younger brothers as guinea pig

EYK have an insightful conversation with Chad Future

When six year old Howon discovers a girly boy. 

What will happen when the Bangtan Boys get bored and discover a whole shetload of video games? Bad things. Very bad things. League of Legends, Minecraft, Sims, various Mario Games, and of course.... Princess Barbie dress up games forjin

No town is complete without a pothead. Luhan is Seoul city's very own pothead

What happens when Lay allows Chen to play with their four year old child, Sehun?   Catch a glimpse of what life is like for the three by reading this fanfic!

As I walked in my smelly room, I saw my green scarf that was laying on my messy desk, waiting to be wrapped around someone's neck. I missed that fluffy scarf so much, snot ran down my face as tears flew out my eyes like a bullet.

This is the only reasonable explanation for why dok2 wears hats so much

Kyung rose an eyebrow. Something wasn't right about this. Jiho pushed Kyung down on a seat and patted his shoulder, "Have fun, hyung." As soon as he finished talking, one of the guys who was with them stood up and introduced the place, "Hi! Welcome to AA! I'm Jihoon!" Kyung's eyes widened as Jiho smirked.

What if EXO created a website of their own which revealed the hidden personalities of their co-members. Other than that, they didn't let the viewers know it was really them who were handling it.

It's another boring summer night as Baekhyun handles the register at the local 7-Eleven. Seriously, why am I stuck working here when I should be out having fun? It's summer for crying out loud. When the sound of the bell rings, indicating that a customer has just entered the store makes him halt his thoughts. The male that enters the store

They got their internet back.. Hell is about to break loose.

Chaos.... That's what proceeds the meeting of one unlikely group of beings. Each individual unique in their own way, which tends to create a lot of conflict because of clashing personalities and races. In an epic adventure full of psychos, stalkers, drama, the unknown (and many other adjectives you'll think up as you read), this eccentric group of individuals will learn to except each other's differences and bond together (for the most part XD).

Five. It takes five times for Zitao to realize that Sehun is not a good friend, five times Baekhyun isn't much help, and fives times to realize Park Chanyeol is the biggest idiot on the planet and that he wouldn't want to be with anyone else; exept maybe Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's another story.