“Girls, he’s here!”

“Who’s here?”

“That y blond that comes here every second week!”

“We aren’t stalkers, we’re just coffee shop workers with the biggest crush on the y blond with…some extra attachment. Who is that?”

“Who cares; she’s hanging off our man!”

“Back off , we saw him first!”

“They’re going up to the boss. He’s smiling like a model for some reason.”

“I’ve never seen him smile. It just makes him look so much ier!”

“The boss looks excited over something. He’s pulling that slag over the counter to look at something.”

“He looks extra happy, too. Look, he’s moving away!”

“He’s going to the booth! Lucky you, it’s your booth this week.”

“Watch and learn, girls. This is how you flirt properly.”

~~

“Welcome! May I get you anything?”

“No thank you, Kyungsoo said he was going to get us something.”

“No worries. Let me know if you need anything!”

~~

“Nice moves there, lover girl.”

“Shut up, the boss is already getting them something.”

“What’s he getting them?”

“I don’t know; I didn’t ask! Look, she’s sitting down with him!”

“She looks slightly worn out. Maybe the boss took her out the back!”

“Ooh, she might not be going out with him! We can have our y blond all to ourselves!”

“Dibs!”

“Damn it!”

“Hey, how do you think those two know each other?”

“Who?”

“The boss and our y blond.”

“Don’t know, maybe they were friends in high school.”

“Maybe they’ve only known each other for the time he’s been coming to the shop.”

“Look, the boss is going over to y Blond and Attachment.”

“What’s he carrying?”

“That’s red velvet!”

“And there’s one of them!”

“We only sell those on special occasions!”

“So what could be the…girls…?”

“No! I refuse to believe it! y Blond is ours, damn it!”

“They’re sharing the cake! He’s…he’s feeding her!”

“Oh God…it can’t be true…”

~~

“Do you think they’ve worked it out yet?”

“I don’t think they’ve seen your hand yet.”

“Odd. I was sure I was flashing it on purpose.”

“Nice of Kyungsoo to make sure you could eat this, wasn’t it?”

“I think he keeps them special.”

~~

“Girls, you have a tip.”

“From who?”

“Just have a look.”

“Let me see: ‘The entire café heard you complain about my fiancée. I would almost not return to this café, but my good friend Kyungsoo convinced me to keep coming. Consider yourselves on probation.’ Who wrote this?”

“Me.”

“Er…”

“Um…”

“Ah…”

“Thanks for standing up for me, Kris. I would have definitely put blood all over Kyungsoo’s beautiful floors which he would’ve made me clean up.”

“Come on Tora, we said we’d meet Baekhyun and Taeyeon for lunch.”

“Bye, girls!”

“Later, Kyungsoo!”

“See you later, you two! Congratulations on your engagement!”

“…I feel so dirty…”

“You should. All three of you will have your elbows in dirty water for at least a month for degrading my good friends.”

“What?!”

“You can’t do that!”

“We have rights!”

“I can fire you for defamation of a customer’s character, if you’d prefer.”

“…”

“…”

“…”