Suho let out a sigh and, folded the newspaper into halves and sipped from his coffee before standing up. (The newspaper showed an article called ‘Rising Stars!’ and an image of a group, and Suho was only about to read that page when the message came.) “Everyone!” He shouted. His voice echoed through the whole place, even outside in the balcony, but no one listened to him.

Kris entered through the sliding doors and saw Suho with pursed lips. Kris let out a sigh as Suho looked at him. “Why are we always being good cop and bad cop?” Kris asked. They were always like this: Suho as the gentle and kind cop that never gets the suspects talking and Kris as the mean and bad cop that scares the hell out of everyone. He let out another heavy breath. “You insolents, get up now!”

Five simple words – said in a voice that sent feelings of terror to their bones – made them all pause and stumble down the floor trying to get to them in the dining table as fast as they could. Suho rolled his eyes at the ten of them. “I might as well quit as being the leader when you only listen to Kris.” He patted Kris’ back. “You’re in charge now, Kriscasso.”

“What?! No!” The rest of them wailed.

“Omma, no! Appa’s scary if you don’t control him!” Tao cried.

Suho smirked. “Now you’re listening.” They all stayed quiet as they couldn’t utter another word.

Kris shook his head. “Get ready quick.” He said, and then showed them the bright screen of his phone. “Appa. Urgent.” With his short words, the boys all prepared and in merely five minutes, they were all in the vehicle on the way to the agency.

This time, they weren’t on white vans. No, they’re on spy mode, so they must have a spy vehicle. EXO K and M separated into sports cars; both leaders as the drivers.

Suho was speeding, yes, but on a safe speed that he can easily control; a speed that gave s excitement yet relief that they won’t die right there and then. Kris however, went overboard with his privileges. He was speeding to the point that s’ internal organs were all moving along as he turned and changed lanes that it felt like they were all disjointed already.

“Hyung, for goodness’ sake!” Chen screamed, latching onto the grab handle so tightly like his life depended on it – which it did. “You’re as reckless as Taeng noona! If you want to die, jump off a cliff or something, don’t include us with it!”

“Goodness, Kris!” Xiumin yelled this time. “How the hell did you pass your driving exam?!”

“Who says I did?” Kris replied calmly, his eyes glued to the road.

“WHAT?!” s all shouted in unison – and in fear.

“We’re gonna die.” Tao mumbled as he leaned back, ready to face his death.

“Stop being scared, seriously.” Kris stated. “I’m kidding. Just shut up and enjoy the ride, or we’re going to be late and my dad’s going to go all up on my face, okay?”

“I’d much rather get shouted at in my face... THAN DIE! KRIS WHAT THE HELL?!” Lay finally bursted.

Throughout the whole journey, EXO M’s vehicle was filled shouts of terror and complaints, but Kris remained quiet – he was damn heck used to it, duh.

Both groups arrived at the agency at the same time. As Suho parked right next to EXO M, s looked over to the other car. They all looked like they just came out from a 4D movie with virtual props like maybe the ghost creeping up and grabbing your foot.

EXO K got out and stretched, and then watched EXO M get out slowly. As soon as both their feet landed on the ground, they already fell down. EXO K heard soft groaning sounds coming from them and they couldn’t get up. All of EXO K’s heads immediately turned to Kris with confused expressions. “What?” Kris asked.

“Did you go overboard again?” Suho asked.

“We were going to be late.” Kris responded.

“… Hyung… They got here the same time as us though…” Tao tried to say, and then his face met with the ground again as he began to relax. “My head hurts.”

“Everything’s spinning.” Lay stated as he kept blinking while he laid in a prone position (lying on his stomach).

“Hey, Kris.” Suho called. “You drove them to point of feeling sick.” He joked.

“Don’t start puns with me.” Kris shot and then went inside.

“Psh, I’m only trying to be punny.”

“Maybe next time.” Kris replied for the last time before he went inside.

The rest of them helped the five sick guys on the floor. When Suho assisted Xiumin, they almost fell as Xiumin had trouble standing up. “Next time, you’re driving us.” He told Suho, receiving a chuckle from the latter.

“No can do, hyung.” Kai immediately forbid as he helped Chen up. “I have plans for my future; I’m too young to die in the hands of the Kris-hyung.”

Baekhyun helped Luhan up; Luhan shook his head to gain focus